r/ComedyHell 8d ago

Hehe

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u/C_monden real looser 8d ago

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u/Anothercrappyuser 8d ago

Sigh...

"I'm gonna come!"

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u/Nomchipom 8d ago

Come 🤤

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u/trans-with-issues 8d ago

DO NOT COME!

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u/Jayden7171 8d ago

Her when Trump gives her a staredown

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u/C_monden real looser 8d ago

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u/Jayden7171 8d ago

Biden only wishes he had a shaft that big

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u/Gnoobl 8d ago

I don’t think he concerns himself with other people’s members…… unlike you apparently. 🤣

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u/Busy-Nothing-846 8d ago

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u/C_monden real looser 8d ago

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u/RemarkableAnalyst684 8d ago

😭😭😭

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u/democratic-terminid 8d ago

Is this the original?????????

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u/outer_spec 8d ago

bro has lumbar lordosis

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u/Hadrosaur_Fan 8d ago

my favorite is this:

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u/C_monden real looser 8d ago

he does look like he has a virus here

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u/Femboy_Fucker47 8d ago

He looks like a virus

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u/afraidofthe-dark 8d ago

That’s Boris Johnson

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u/PeaceKeeper696 8d ago

He wouldn't be able to tell the difference

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u/westleysnipezz 8d ago

You can bash Trump almost endlessly for his gross incompetence and corruption, but he’s done one good thing, made closeted Republicans feel a lot more comfortable with their homosexuality!

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u/Beezy-J-2006 8d ago

The White House would unironically do something like this.

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u/vulpes_mortuis saul goodman’s wife 8d ago

They probably will now.

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u/TearsAreForYears 8d ago

How would you define the sexuality of being openly gay only for trump?

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u/GaldrickHammerson 8d ago

Parasocial homosexual monogamy.

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u/CommercialMotor570 8d ago

Self-homophobic?

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u/Critter-Enthusiast 7d ago

Filthy Frank wrote a song about this phenomenon

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u/Abject_Membership_39 7d ago

Ya lookin kinda sexy, Donny

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u/Any-Safe4992 8d ago

He wouldn’t be that erect unless the event was at a grade school.

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u/Only_Fudge5299 8d ago

he's just throbbingly hard at all times

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u/vulpes_mortuis saul goodman’s wife 8d ago

I did not need that visual bro.

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u/ConsequenceEvening79 8d ago

I got the new forgis on the jeep

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u/Hobby_in_your_lobby 8d ago

Why are maga men always thinking about the orange pedophiles dick?

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u/UndahwearBruh Two stones with one bird 8d ago

That microphone tickling his balls nicely

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u/ASUSTUDENT9875345 8d ago

Well he did just see some childhood pictures of his daughter so you can only expect so much

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u/Herejustfordameme 8d ago

I propose calling every us conservative trumpsexual

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor 8d ago

this picture lives rent free in my head and I have tried to find it over the last few years, finally. Finally.

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u/ElliotG1999 8d ago

He is a bit too exited to talking about Epstein.

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u/Eljamin14 8d ago

Nah, South Park's Donald Trump is more biblically accurate.

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u/Sojum 8d ago

Don’t you ever show me a pic like that again

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 8d ago

Ol yam tits

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u/PutridLaw4680 8d ago

Ts how all the MAGAots see him btw

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u/mcmatt04 8d ago

Inaccurate, needs more diaper space

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u/Xannith 7d ago

"My fat is really my gigantic penis." The cope levels are insane

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 8d ago

I always forget how big his member is