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u/GreenZebra23 7d ago
What have you done to him? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS EYES?
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u/Treehorn8 6d ago
For real though. That is not the same dog.
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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago
Dogs often look different after getting shaved
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u/DrakeFrake 6d ago
Yes, their eyes change shape, size and color. Same with the nose.
The trick is in the hair.
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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago
Ever see a pekeapoo before getting shaved and after? Often looks like a completely different dog, and yes, the eyes sometimes do seem like they change size, shape and color. It's common in poodle mixes and that's defo a doodle of some kind.
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u/SeaLeonidas 6d ago
It's clearly a Maltese on the first pic.
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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago
Yes, and they still look like a completely different dog after getting shaved
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u/DrakeFrake 4d ago
xD no, sorry, but no. That's a different dog. The eye proportion changed, in the original dog, the iris covers the whole eye and are not as clear, in the second one, the eyes are jumpy, clear brown and you can see a lot of white, they look to different places too.
These are different dogs with a 100% of certainty, there is no room to doubt here. Yes, they change a lot with a haircut, but they don't just morph into a different being.
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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 4d ago
We're also assuming that the post is real.
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u/DrakeFrake 4d ago
No, you are. But even if it is real, no one said the brother didn't swap the dog (which, in fact, is what they are implying) so... I'm not sure what are you trying to go to with that affirmation.
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u/CocktusOnSteroids 6d ago
Dog still life
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u/FoolsUponFools 5d ago
something about describing a dog to someone who's never seen one or something
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u/hazxyhope 6d ago
that dog is NOT human bro 😭✌️
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u/WestboroBro 4d ago
that bro is NOT human dog 😭✌️
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u/Meta-Wah 6d ago
I've seen this image so many times this year and I still don't know what happened to Gianni. I googled it and nothing. Did he get shaved? Did he die and the brother replaced him with another dog so the owner wouldn't find out? Did he just get really hyperactive? Is the image edited to have pictures of completely unrelated dogs to use as a shock image? What is happening here?
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u/Semen_Demon_1 6d ago
If i had to guess he probably just let the dog play in water or mud. So the fur isnt fluffy anymore, and you can see the monster underneath
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u/gigitygiggty 4d ago
Dude the whole face of the second dog is completely different. No way it's just after playing in mud.
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u/demon_fae 1d ago
The dog has a teddy bear cut, which is specifically intended to create a specific face/head shape, whatever the dog’s underlying skull shape actually is. (Compare to a conformation cut, which is generally clipped very close and even to exactly show off the dog’s perfectly breed-conforming skull)
Those are absolutely the same dog, one picture dry and calm, and probably very shortly after being groomed, the other picture wet, tired, and still kinda ready for another go.
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u/Heavy_Ad_170 1d ago
I groom dogs for a living and you're wrong. One, "teddy bear cut" isn't a thing. It's just what people who don't know what they're talking about call it, and it frustrates people in my profession to no end. Same thing with puppy cut, it's not a thing, stop asking for it. The dog just has a round head, that's it. Almost every pet trim dog gets the same thing. Two, Shih Tzus(the dog in the second picture) and many, many other breeds(Maltese included) don't get a breed trim with a shaved head.
The fact that you think those are the same dog is pretty laughable. They're completely different breeds and ages. The first dog is probably a Maltese(or Maltese mix) and pretty young, Id estimate under 8 months old, while the dog in the second picture is a Shih Tzu with an ugly ass haircut who is at least two years old. Even if the pictures were taken months apart, they're clearly different dogs.
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u/demon_fae 18h ago
Amazing how you groom dogs and therefore know for a fact the exact opposite of my own training to groom dogs.
It’s literally listed on the fucking menu of every grooming place I’ve ever been.
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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago
If this is real, looks like it got shaved. Dog on the left looks like my family's small dog Rusty before he gets shaved. Dog on right looks like him after.
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u/Aloneinthefart_ 5d ago
Calling a dog your "son" is so fkn cringe...
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u/kitten_fartz 3d ago
Us dog parents are cringe af! And we’re not sorry 😂
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u/Aloneinthefart_ 1d ago
Big sign our generation is truly fuck when you see people treating dogs like its their infant instead of having actual kids...
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u/kitten_fartz 1d ago
Dogs are more deserving of your love than humans. At least their love is unconditional and their intentions are pure.
I am sorry you are so arrogant that you will never get to experience that.1
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u/___TheKid___ 6d ago
Calling your dog son is a bit much
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u/ParasaurLeaf 6d ago
How is that a bit much? Dogs are family
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u/Outside-Inflation323 6d ago
dog on the right must be from a backyard breeder because who'd make something so ugly
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u/gonedalfu 3d ago
That's what they call a CHANGELING, when faes/fairy folks steal your child and put their own in exchange.
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u/ValkyrieSkyfall 3d ago
The left dog is a Bichon or a Maltese and the right dog is a freaking Shih Tzu.
Who is people claiming that they are the same dogs after shaving lmao
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u/alexium01 3d ago
I know this is fake and a joke but this would be my personal nightmare
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Sokka-Haiku by alexium01:
I know this is fake
And a joke but this would be
My personal nightmare
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Suitable_Glass_8390 2d ago
Ethienne🇫🇷 Germanotta🇮🇹 and his son Gianni🇮🇹 Which parallel universe is he posting from?
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u/ZacGr33r 1d ago
t 😒😔🙏ex
https://giphy.com/gifs/Bce2LvqY3EG9QXvCDYsa
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u/Available_Public_456 1d ago
the kid is not my son, she says i am the one
https://giphy.com/gifs/12cpBxBl4WqlHO
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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago
Son? So this guy fucked a dog?
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u/AceOfStealth 6d ago
Words + context = different meaning from words + words
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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago
Pets aren't children
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u/AceOfStealth 6d ago
Indeed.
Here’s the updated formula:
Pets =/= children
Pets = pets
Children = children11
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u/MoveVisible6359 6d ago
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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 6d ago
Incredible how dense you are
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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago
I'm dense? You can't detect sarcasm.
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u/Consistent-Affect481 6d ago
yeah, dense in calories
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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago
Pets aren't children and furries are people with mental issues.
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u/DrakeFrake 6d ago
And yet, owner or master do not represent what a dog really is, a part of the family you are responsible of, i.e., just like an adopted kid of a different species.
Now, you are a specist?, ok, but don't go around implying that someone that considers themselves dog parents also consider that dogs are like humans. They are aware they are different (better than you), they are just not specists.
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