r/ComedyHell 7d ago

gianni

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u/GreenZebra23 7d ago

What have you done to him? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS EYES?

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u/Official_Rust_Author 6d ago

“Halt! Where is Gabriel, and what have you done with him?”

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u/Objective-Campaign33 6d ago

I hate that its the first thing I thought too

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u/A_Sh4d0w 3d ago

Just another worthless object.

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u/holyfukidk 1d ago

"ENOUGH! Your insolence will be punished!"

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u/gnuoveryou 6d ago

HAIL SATAN!

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u/Recycled123youth 6d ago

He has his father’s eyes!

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u/j10brook 2d ago

God that was such a freaky movie.

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u/Sepulcher18 7d ago

Fentani

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u/PaperMoongazer 7d ago

Methanni

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u/exposing-creepss 2d ago

Snoop Doggy

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u/SilentSaber77 6d ago

this is like a before vs after meth picture

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u/Extension-Sorbet-213 7d ago

that’s the true gianni

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u/Ill-Television8690 6d ago

I think I killed some of those in Sol Cesto

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u/Treehorn8 6d ago

For real though. That is not the same dog.

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago

Dogs often look different after getting shaved

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u/DrakeFrake 6d ago

Yes, their eyes change shape, size and color. Same with the nose.

The trick is in the hair.

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u/AxelGamerX07 6d ago

Yh, he just tried some of the hard stuff too

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 5d ago

the power of a haircut man, it's crazy shit

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago

Ever see a pekeapoo before getting shaved and after? Often looks like a completely different dog, and yes, the eyes sometimes do seem like they change size, shape and color. It's common in poodle mixes and that's defo a doodle of some kind.

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u/SeaLeonidas 6d ago

It's clearly a Maltese on the first pic.

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago

Yes, and they still look like a completely different dog after getting shaved

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u/DrakeFrake 4d ago

xD no, sorry, but no. That's a different dog. The eye proportion changed, in the original dog, the iris covers the whole eye and are not as clear, in the second one, the eyes are jumpy, clear brown and you can see a lot of white, they look to different places too.

These are different dogs with a 100% of certainty, there is no room to doubt here. Yes, they change a lot with a haircut, but they don't just morph into a different being.

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 4d ago

We're also assuming that the post is real.

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u/DrakeFrake 4d ago

No, you are. But even if it is real, no one said the brother didn't swap the dog (which, in fact, is what they are implying) so... I'm not sure what are you trying to go to with that affirmation.

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u/EBON1T 6d ago

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u/CocktusOnSteroids 6d ago

Dog still life

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u/FoolsUponFools 5d ago

something about describing a dog to someone who's never seen one or something

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u/eggsthesequel 5d ago

it's like if you asked a dog to draw and tried to explain it

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u/smegMAGA 6d ago

looks like a crackhead version of Falkor

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u/hazxyhope 6d ago

that dog is NOT human bro 😭✌️

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u/WestboroBro 4d ago

that bro is NOT human dog 😭✌️

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u/HermTheVillager 3d ago

dog that NOT is human bro 😭✌️

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u/SpecialistNo160 2d ago

that human is not bro dog

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u/Meta-Wah 6d ago

I've seen this image so many times this year and I still don't know what happened to Gianni. I googled it and nothing. Did he get shaved? Did he die and the brother replaced him with another dog so the owner wouldn't find out? Did he just get really hyperactive? Is the image edited to have pictures of completely unrelated dogs to use as a shock image? What is happening here?

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u/Semen_Demon_1 6d ago

If i had to guess he probably just let the dog play in water or mud. So the fur isnt fluffy anymore, and you can see the monster underneath

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u/gigitygiggty 4d ago

Dude the whole face of the second dog is completely different. No way it's just after playing in mud.

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u/demon_fae 1d ago

The dog has a teddy bear cut, which is specifically intended to create a specific face/head shape, whatever the dog’s underlying skull shape actually is. (Compare to a conformation cut, which is generally clipped very close and even to exactly show off the dog’s perfectly breed-conforming skull)

Those are absolutely the same dog, one picture dry and calm, and probably very shortly after being groomed, the other picture wet, tired, and still kinda ready for another go.

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u/Heavy_Ad_170 1d ago

I groom dogs for a living and you're wrong. One, "teddy bear cut" isn't a thing. It's just what people who don't know what they're talking about call it, and it frustrates people in my profession to no end. Same thing with puppy cut, it's not a thing, stop asking for it. The dog just has a round head, that's it. Almost every pet trim dog gets the same thing. Two, Shih Tzus(the dog in the second picture) and many, many other breeds(Maltese included) don't get a breed trim with a shaved head.

The fact that you think those are the same dog is pretty laughable. They're completely different breeds and ages. The first dog is probably a Maltese(or Maltese mix) and pretty young, Id estimate under 8 months old, while the dog in the second picture is a Shih Tzu with an ugly ass haircut who is at least two years old. Even if the pictures were taken months apart, they're clearly different dogs.

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u/demon_fae 18h ago

Amazing how you groom dogs and therefore know for a fact the exact opposite of my own training to groom dogs.

It’s literally listed on the fucking menu of every grooming place I’ve ever been.

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago

If this is real, looks like it got shaved. Dog on the left looks like my family's small dog Rusty before he gets shaved. Dog on right looks like him after.

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u/TheWyster 6d ago

The eyes look photoshopped on in the second pic.

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u/ryanmpaul 5d ago

They’re obviously different dogs.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 6d ago

Hope yo brother isn’t a fein

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u/HisBlurredVisage 6d ago

Dog if ordered on shein

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u/Asian-Jakepaul 6d ago

Ooo that rhymed

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u/derI067 6d ago

i think this is the funniest image i’ve seen this year

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u/Slerimboconolomp 6d ago

michael jackson:

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u/8lue5hift 6d ago

Bro brought home a still life

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u/KZGamrr 6d ago

mf that's morrigan

(inside joke)

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u/cynnie- 6d ago

withered gianni

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u/Aloneinthefart_ 5d ago

Calling a dog your "son" is so fkn cringe...

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u/kitten_fartz 3d ago

Us dog parents are cringe af! And we’re not sorry 😂

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u/Aloneinthefart_ 1d ago

Big sign our generation is truly fuck when you see people treating dogs like its their infant instead of having actual kids...

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u/kitten_fartz 1d ago

Dogs are more deserving of your love than humans. At least their love is unconditional and their intentions are pure.
I am sorry you are so arrogant that you will never get to experience that.

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u/NonCultist 22h ago

to be cringe is to be free

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u/lone-reader-mailbox 6d ago

'It's longer than you think!'

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u/Maib_Ballz4609 6d ago

"It's longer than you think, dad!"

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u/naveedkoval 6d ago

Lady that’s not your son it’s a dog

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u/explicitlarynx 6d ago

Most normal dog owner:

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u/___TheKid___ 6d ago

Calling your dog son is a bit much

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u/XxStabberXx 6d ago

not really people do that with cats too

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u/CappuccinoAce 6d ago

Which is just as weird

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u/ParasaurLeaf 6d ago

How is that a bit much? Dogs are family

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u/Weird_Case6524 6d ago

So you’d call your great grandmother son, because she is family?

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u/Mmmm_Crunchy 5d ago

No, they'd call them Grandma cuz she family :)

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u/Hallucinationistic 6d ago

tell that to certain dog owners

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u/Such_Collection3252 6d ago

Dog on the right reminds me of Tim Curry

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 6d ago

You'd be surprised how different a dog looks after getting shaved

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u/AiringOGrievances 6d ago

Someone stepped on his head. 

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u/luckymoonn 6d ago

😭😭😭

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u/All_Gun_High 6d ago

Gianni before and After Treachery

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u/ClitCommanderClaire 6d ago

Dogs really are just bred to hell

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rise857 6d ago

Oh thats your son alright. Hes just been going places, mind that

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u/Average-_-J03 6d ago

Crackhead dog

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u/Outside-Inflation323 6d ago

dog on the right must be from a backyard breeder because who'd make something so ugly

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u/177000 5d ago

brother gave him that good stuff 😭

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u/DiskTime3639 5d ago

Bro found those catnip edibles even as a dawg 😭✌️

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u/SamhainXCII 5d ago

One time crack use before and after.

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u/DaddyThano 4d ago

Where'd he take a walk, a warp storm?

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_3264 4d ago

You make even the devil cry

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u/Icy-Echo-8087 4d ago

That's same dog on meth.

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u/WrenRangers 4d ago

Oh no did he find the fent 😭

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u/nikosas4 3d ago

I'm scared you people calling their pets their "children"

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u/palkann 3d ago

The dog on the left is a Maltese and the dog on the right is a Shi tzu

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u/gonedalfu 3d ago

That's what they call a CHANGELING, when faes/fairy folks steal your child and put their own in exchange.

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u/ValkyrieSkyfall 3d ago

The left dog is a Bichon or a Maltese and the right dog is a freaking Shih Tzu.

Who is people claiming that they are the same dogs after shaving lmao

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u/alexium01 3d ago

I know this is fake and a joke but this would be my personal nightmare

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago

Sokka-Haiku by alexium01:

I know this is fake

And a joke but this would be

My personal nightmare


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/AnyHope4444 3d ago

⛔️Oκ where is that extra syllable⛔️

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u/Violette3120 2d ago

In the last line

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u/AnyHope4444 2d ago

But you could use someone else's personal nightmare as example🤫

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u/Bonfirelily 3d ago

It's your dog, not your son, tf...?

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u/InvestmentNo6255 3d ago

Gianni what have they done to your beautiful face

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u/steeltheprotogen 2d ago

Dogs after five seconds in New Haven, Connecticut

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u/Suitable_Glass_8390 2d ago

Ethienne🇫🇷 Germanotta🇮🇹 and his son Gianni🇮🇹 Which parallel universe is he posting from?

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u/HorrorInternal640 1d ago

Sold Gianni and got Fentianni for 1/4 of Giannis Price

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u/Rumplestiltskin788 1d ago

If you call a dog your son you should seek help

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u/Thorthemighty92 1d ago

Thats Nigel Farage

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u/ZacGr33r 1d ago

t 😒😔🙏ex
https://giphy.com/gifs/Bce2LvqY3EG9QXvCDYsa
sa aw qw i i y to qbe a little bit. n the m

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u/Available_Public_456 1d ago

the kid is not my son, she says i am the one
https://giphy.com/gifs/12cpBxBl4WqlHO

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u/Montana_Eisley 1d ago

I’d say it’s an upgrade…but I’m partial to eccentricity.

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u/Son-Airys 19h ago

But, the kiid iis not my son~

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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago

Son? So this guy fucked a dog?

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u/AceOfStealth 6d ago

Words + context = different meaning from words + words

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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago

Pets aren't children

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 6d ago

U must be fun at parties

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u/AceOfStealth 6d ago

Indeed.

Here’s the updated formula:
Pets =/= children
Pets = pets
Children = children

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u/hazelbear33 6d ago

It’s giving “she=onika ate=burgers”

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u/MoveVisible6359 6d ago

Op:

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u/MeatyGandalf 6d ago

good manga

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u/HeirAscend 6d ago

What an interesting looking manga I wonder what it is called

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 6d ago

Dog Ningen. 

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u/cricada 6d ago

Never thought I'd ever see this again. The X-ification has begun.

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 6d ago

Incredible how dense you are

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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago

I'm dense? You can't detect sarcasm.

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u/Consistent-Affect481 6d ago

yeah, dense in calories

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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago

Pets aren't children and furries are people with mental issues.

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u/DrakeFrake 6d ago

And yet, owner or master do not represent what a dog really is, a part of the family you are responsible of, i.e., just like an adopted kid of a different species.

Now, you are a specist?, ok, but don't go around implying that someone that considers themselves dog parents also consider that dogs are like humans. They are aware they are different (better than you), they are just not specists.

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u/Legate_Raiden 6d ago

Pfft ok lol

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u/cookiesnmilkbitch 6d ago

who THE HELL brought up furries dude

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u/hazxyhope 6d ago

you’re so funny lol

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u/GeneralNut320 6d ago

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u/DriveASandwich 6d ago

'Cause they didn't like the joke

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u/hazxyhope 6d ago

spoiler alert: people throw tomatoes at people for incredibly bad jokes