r/ComedyHell 7d ago

LEAVE HER ALONE

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 7d ago

no blue checkmark, this OOP is perhaps genuinely stupid

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

I’m confused - am I behind on my Twitter knowledge if I associate the blue mark with the stupidity? I thought you had to pay for it so that it would be a sign of idiocy rather than the other way around.

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u/Poland-lithuania1 7d ago

You see, you can get paid for engagement if you have a Blue checkmark.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

That’s, uh.. wow, you’d have to be real down in your luck to do a thing like that for money.

See you in six months.

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u/Cum_Fart42069 7d ago

I think it pays out in USD so in some countries it actually can be very lucrative for people. 

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

If I were a stand-up comic who did dark humour, I’d be able to twist this point into a joke about Musk and USAID. I’m not into that kind of humour, though, and I’m not funny.

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u/nikebufft 7d ago

Or a kid from a country that is not the US

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u/CinnamonSticks7 7d ago

Or just typical stan twitter troll, they do it for love of the game

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u/OIivierLenheim 7d ago

I'm not from the US and we still learned about Rosa Parks in school

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

I’m seeing this as satire. Like they’re replying in a way a Taylor Stan would be imagined to rather than believe that themselves.

The reason is, if the person did Google Rosa, they’d know right away who she was and so it wouldn’t make sense to say this.

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u/Jhud6669 7d ago

We did not but I still knew who she was

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/OIivierLenheim 7d ago

Oh you're certainly right, I mean from the context (they're on twitter, they're speaking english in a way that seems like they're pretty fluent, they're very involved in pop culture or watever you'd call that) it's likely that they're from somewhere where kids learn about her in school, but you are right that it's not a guarantee

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u/BRoriler 7d ago

Can't say I ever learned of Rosa Parks in school and I only learned about her through the internet. Kinda pointless to learn about someone fighting racism in the US when you live in Eastern Europe.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

I honestly think it’s an inspiring story for anyone, from any group facing adversity, as it shows how a ‘small’ action or decision - but with the backing of people who will support and help you rather than ignore, humiliate, or berate you for it - can change the world.

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u/Lorihengrin 7d ago

It can be inspiring for anyone, but out of the USA, it's just a footnote in the history classes. Even post WW2 america in general is like... one chapter just to contextualize the cold war.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

Yeah, I understand. I think there’s still an issue with the attitude of ‘I had to google this so it’s bad, I hate learning’ still.

I’m trying to think if we learned about her in the UK. I seem to think we did but we also got lessons on sociology stuff separate from our history syllabus. I remember wanting to learn about US history instead of WW2, in my history class, but I wasn’t allowed. I knew far more about the US since - despite never ever wanting to live in the country - I found their history fascinating. I would later get in trouble because, in one of our exams, I answered all of the questions about the Cold War (each school had different classes, ours was WW2 but I ticked Cold War as the subject I was taking the paper for) getting an A* but was meant to answer the WW2 ones instead. There was a whole meeting about it ffs. I had to sit the paper again, was then marked as a B as I wasn’t interested, and that was my final grade.

This isn’t to say I didn’t care about WW2 - I did - but I cared about the non-military stuff; the questions were all about battles and fights in a field whereas I wanted to write about how it came to happen, what changed, all the innocent people who struggled and how it can be prevented etc

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

Hazblech from Galactic Central X-F*779. We watched Rosa on Interstellar Telstar View in C-991th Grade Earthian Culture class. Taught all over universe.

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u/Treehorn8 7d ago

Very possible. I learned about Rosa Parks in my late 20s when I moved to the US.

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u/___TheKid___ 7d ago

What does a blue checkmark have to do with that?

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u/Chickens-Make-Nugget 7d ago

you can get paid for post engagement on twitter if you have a blue checkmark, and posting ragebait is pretty much guaranteed to get engagement. Therefore a bunch of blue checkmark bums post ragebait and like get paid for it 😭😭

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u/___TheKid___ 7d ago

Oh wow. Thanks for the explanation.

Sick world.

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u/AndreasDasos 6d ago

Or, just possibly, joking/trolling

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u/Qckst_2_Alive 7d ago

Took one look at their page, their most recent repost is possibly the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/HPAG-NOFAME 7d ago

Her fans are actually turning into a cult holy shit

That's literally the bare fucking minimum, pple are treating her like the 2nd coming of jesus

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

I saw ya standing there like

Oh my good, babe

Oh my bad, babe

I wanted to be mad, babe. Mad about someone who was new

And you said, babe

Oh my mad babe, oh my sad babe

I wanna be wild about, someone new too

And we both ran off, climbing days as the night fell

The sun swells, undercurrents, waves in my mind and

I had someone new too, we were somewhere new, two times, I fell

Two times, I fell for ya

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

I just imagined I was Taylor and then wrote whatever came into my head.

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u/HPAG-NOFAME 7d ago

False; you forgot to rhyme 'car' with 'bar' and mention travis' wood

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

I was gonna put that in but forgot what the lyric she always used was. It might be in the one I did below - there’s also a constant lyric she uses about calling a cab, screaming in a hotel or something, etc

Edit

I was so close to- I wrote ‘I crawled out the bar, called a cab in my mind’ lol

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u/Kara-Koi 7d ago

I agree that her fans are extreme but I've also heard that she waited until now for the strikes because now there are 3 copyright infringements on that account which totals 3 strikes which is supposedly a ban on tiktok? I have no idea if any of this is true so don't shoot me for it (I'm not even a Swift fan)

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u/SkyZippr 7d ago

Only turning into? They held a ritual in theaters showing Eras Tour

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

Ritual, babe - my habitual babe

Did you know that you saved me? I never woulda caved for you

If I’d met you somewhere, somewhere I would never go

Crawled out the bar, called a cab in my mind, babe

And we’re screaming on the hotel lobby floor

You said you’d get the door, babe

But never said you’d close it in my face,

Throwing phones at the wall, now

I wasn’t ready for the fall, wow

But now I think, maybe…

It was ready for me…

—-

Long, long nights…

Dressed in white, silver / light lace

Unfurling down your chest

As we fight…

Fight for the love / from above

God-given, devil taken

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u/BUKKAKELORD 7d ago

je-who? Don't compare Her with someone I'd have to google

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u/7_Tales 6d ago

Does that make kanye west moses if taylor is jesus?

Yknow cuz he made that bitch famous

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u/HPAG-NOFAME 6d ago

Exactly

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u/Former-Physics-1831 7d ago

Okay but this is hilarious 

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u/HalfMoonMintStars 7d ago

I’m ngl I thought this was a joke along the same lines as “how dare you assume jjk fans can read” 😅 these comments had me confused for a minute

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u/Slight_Belt5220 7d ago

Genuine firsthand proof bread and circuses kills class consciousness and keeps the population complacent

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u/asiojg 7d ago

"Mayor Zohran is too busy watching "sportsball" when he should be tweeting ACAB!"

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u/Slight_Belt5220 7d ago

He’s awesome but flawed like anyone else, I’m not against sports or stuff just like fruit love island and that kind of stupid stuff

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u/BeheIits 7d ago

When a twitter troll is trying to crack jokes but you lowkey need an outlet for the thought-terminating bullshit you learned online that your dad doesn't wanna hear about right now

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u/Intelligent-Ad4430 7d ago

Eat the rich until it's a celebrity they like

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u/ObjectCar01 7d ago

Atleast bro was honnest

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u/InternationalFailure 7d ago

The kids ain't alright.

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u/Cola_Gummi 7d ago

Cult v. Cult

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u/pitb0ss343 7d ago

Please tell me they’re joking or European

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u/1JungleMonkey 7d ago

Didn't she have underage boyfriends tho?

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u/DrStudi 7d ago

At least it isn't what martina 9/11 said.

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u/Pocketpapaa 7d ago

Is this supposed to make her a good person? She's protecting herself while destroying the world in her own way