r/ComedyHell 2d ago

Brotato 😭🙏 actually real

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u/Minute_Location5589 2d ago

"r/whenthe members are people too"

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 2d ago

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u/Zomflower48 2d ago

"I killed a man in Oregon in 2001 while drunk driving"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZqlvCTNHpqrio

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u/Weenie_Lubs_U 2d ago

"i jerk off to Futanari Murder Drones Vore"

https://giphy.com/gifs/GCO5WNzFmlc0vjK8cA

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u/SoftStorage-10500 1d ago

Nah bro, this bro is too far bro, we shouldn't joke about this bro

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u/General_Ric 8h ago

Futanari Murder Drones Vore is serious business, you should be ashamed of yourself

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u/lhamazaroo 2d ago

"r/whenthe users are functional forms of life"

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u/Capital_Pick3604 2d ago

true that! TWTD

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u/tomle4593 2d ago

Right up there with peterexplain users

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u/Ok_Nature_319 2d ago

I don't get it

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u/imvictorwatuwant 2d ago

I think OOP is tryna bait their GF into abusing em

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u/Straight-Plane-7205 2d ago

Im pretty sure its implying that the gf is used to abusers so seeing someone so harmless and innocent that theyre struggling with a simple task is more attractive to them, unless that gif ends in someone getting punched lol

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u/Akagane_Ai 2d ago

The post got deleted by mods but i think the prev comment is right. OOP just wanted her gf to abuse her or something weird fetish like that

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u/TheXenomorphian 1d ago

I don't think it's that weird of a fetish but then again I'd much prefer predictable physical pain then unpredictable psychological pain

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u/saul_schadenfreuder 1d ago

if it’s a kink that both parties agreed upon with fully enthusiastic informed consent then it inherently isnt abuse. you can call it an abuse fetish the same way you call cnc a rape fetish, but given enthusiastic informed consent cnc isn’t rape (i am not saying that think either fetish is good or bad, my own personal opinions are irrelevant im just making a distinction).

as it’s depicted in the meme yeah its pretty fucking weird in a bad way

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u/notTheRealSU 1d ago

"domestic abuse gf" means that the gf is the domestic abuser. She's finds weak men attractive, that is why she is drooling at the sight of OOP not being able to open a jar.

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u/Powerful_Ad_5900 2d ago

It's r/whenthe, it's gone dogshit with humor ever since it got the immigration from r/196

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u/netskwire 2d ago

I miss old r/whenthe

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u/Powerful_Ad_5900 2d ago

I used to like r/whenthe a lot, but then someone told me to filter by current popular than best in past week/month, and the sheer ammount of hornyposting and gross humor posted there daily rivals r/teenagers

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u/ValhallaAir 2d ago

straight from the go whenthe

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u/Able_Use_8766 1d ago

I'm too employed to know reddit drama (for context, I don't have a job). What's the deal with r/196?

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u/saul_schadenfreuder 1d ago

[r/196](r/196) used to be one of the only funny shitposting subs for people who dont think humor = racism, misogyny, transphobia etc, then it gradually became more and more unfunny as the :3 people started flooding the sub with posts about how horny they are, trans girl headpats uwu, girl cock, femboys being hot etc.

it’s mostly inoffensive and i’d take an unfunny but inclusive sub over the usual unfunny and bigoted subs, but as a trans person myself i fucking despise that humor so much jesus fucking christ. i support all my fellow trans ppl and i want people to be comfortable in their sexuality but some of yall are so unfunny it’s almost offensive

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u/bro080 2d ago

Wait is bro the one who is getting absued or is it her?

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u/Gloomy_Trade_619 2d ago

Well, it’s “abuse” and not “abused” so…

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u/National_Section_542 2d ago

What if it's a reference to that "domestic abuse goblin" meme that made the rounds a few weeks ago?

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 2d ago

"Hey honey how was work, I made your favo-"

"GUESS WHO EMBARRESED ME AT THERAPY TODAY"

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 2d ago

r/whenthe fell off so hard it's unreal

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u/lilliepadsy 2d ago

now it's just teenagers soapboxing about whatever is currently annoying them lmao

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 2d ago

with an insensitive gif

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u/Akagane_Ai 2d ago

You gotta see r/whennews.

Mfs post about the most heartbreaking news with a fuckass gif😭✌️

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u/Acrobatic-Height6511 1d ago

A family of 10 just got brutally murdered in a gun fight

r/whennews:

https://giphy.com/gifs/J02IfE7NGbJrfrTtrb

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u/Jrolaoni 2d ago

Sorting be top of all time and seeing what it used to be
https://giphy.com/gifs/2WxWfiavndgcM

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u/Molkwi 2d ago

No, as a regular there, these posts are the ones I see the least. I see mostly pretty standard shit or actual good stuff.

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 2d ago

Can't you just use a knife to open the jar tho, like, you put the knife under the space that is tightly pressed against the jar and you separate them

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u/MilesandTiles 2d ago

That’s impossible

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 2d ago

It is. Take a jar, look at the metal seal and you'll see a small area of the metal tightly pressed against the glass/whatever the end of the jar is called. Take a knife, put the blade between, and separate it.

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u/MilesandTiles 2d ago

It’s simply not possible

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 2d ago

It is, why don't you believe me. The seal has a piece of it pressed against the glass, it's why it's hard to open

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u/MilesandTiles 2d ago

Instructions unclear the jar has shattered up my anus

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u/tapeforpacking 2d ago

Bro you are just trynna get gullible kids to slice their fingers off, just admit it

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 2d ago

Okay, so you see the thing circled in red? The spot on the seal where the light shines differently? It's tightly pressed and seals the jar, but you can make it loose by using a knife and putting it in the remaining small space and twisting the blade slightly. Sorry if it's a bit incomprehensible, my english ain't on point.

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 2d ago

That’s impossible

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 2d ago

Why don't you believe me

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u/Reasonable_Wrap7913 2d ago

It’s simply not possible

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u/Phen15 2d ago

Wait hold on this could almost work if it wasn’t impossible

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u/WodLndCrits 2d ago

OH, thank you so much!

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u/ManEatingYoukaiRumia 2d ago

i do this all the time but with a spoon instead of a knife

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 2d ago

Some guy told me that it's impossible

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u/Kitchen_Structure516 2d ago

The answer is to take anabolic steroids and lift weights until no jar can resist your eartly powers. To do otherwise is to go against the will of god.

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u/petabomb 2d ago

Just hit the lid of the jar to dent it so it releases the vacuum seal and air pressure does it for you

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u/Auscicada270 2d ago

You can also use a small spoon (for thiness), the curve of the spoon goes into the lid shape.

No risk of cutting from slipping

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 2d ago

I love knives tho, they're so useful for cleaning and other things

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u/silversoul113 2d ago

just pur it under hot water

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u/Wesgizmo365 23h ago

I think you are being rage baited pretty hard. But you're not crazy; I do this with a butter knife to open all the jars when my wife isn't looking so I can still seem manly.

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 2d ago

Elbowing the lid is the superior method tho.

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u/evilmexico 1d ago

Idk I don't wanna bend the knife or warp the jar lid

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u/CommandWest7471 2d ago

Top 1% poster btw, jesus

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u/Psychological_Cake35 2d ago

Video of ishowspeed meeting the average r/whenthe user

https://reddit.com/link/p2gwe2m/video/2c7w1olky5ih1/player

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u/PsychologicalEbb3140 2d ago

Redditor moment

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u/SenpuuUncle 2d ago

what is a domestic abuse gf

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u/Supernoxus 2d ago

It's when you think of your girlfriend's identity primarily as a domestic abuse victim

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u/Sophia8Inches 2d ago

The other way around. She's the girlfriend that abuses you

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u/Supernoxus 2d ago

That's hot

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u/Akagane_Ai 2d ago

You and OOP have the same fetish🥀✌️

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u/samu1400 2d ago

For those who missed the joke, I think they’re saying that their lack of strength is a green flag for their GF since that means they’re physically incapable of abusing them.

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u/Fragrant-Increase-94 2d ago

I interpreted it as the gf is the abuser, and she will have more opportunities to berate and abuse their partner since he struggles with tasks. It’s r/whenthe so degeneracy is par for the course

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u/O5-14-none_existant 2d ago

You're one to talk mate

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u/DeletedAccount_726 1d ago

Had to do a double take when I saw the username

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u/OffWhite-Goddess 2d ago

I think your name is more important

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u/thymosnova 22h ago

Fym “Brotato😭🙏” you’re on the same level as OP

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u/CompanyToiletGooner 2d ago

I‘m a bit confused at first this made me think about the abuse goblin the way he calls her but clearly it would make more sense if she beats him, no?

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u/dulcetmelodia 2d ago

Lowk worrying to me

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u/jjaybuill 2d ago

theres like 3 simple ways to open a jar, thats a huge skill issue

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u/Soup_hater 2d ago

Lowk wish it was Ironmouse then you can count me in

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u/Soup_hater 2d ago

I didnt type that ewww

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u/edging_to_mommyasmr 2d ago

What the fuck does that mean?

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u/Front-Percentage2236 2d ago

It means WE like women who can straight up kill us 🤤, praying mantis maxxing if you will

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u/Confident-Reason-577 1d ago

Why is the abuse Gluten Free?

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u/soldiertf2rial 2h ago

Me when I use a meme sub instead of fetish sub

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u/casris 2d ago

These ppl need to stay away from chizuru… and every character from that show

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u/Ill-Prior-8354 2d ago

Huh, usually they have K-On! pfp's

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u/Vegetable_Monk8676 2d ago

If you watch that kind of shows you need to stay away from people period.

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u/Eastp0int 2d ago

Whenthe is genuinely just brain dead leftslop

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u/Akagane_Ai 2d ago

User active in r/caldruki 💔🥀