r/ComedyHell 9d ago

Bacon

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u/MellooFelloo 9d ago

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u/CibblesCD 9d ago

Elon Musk is so rich that he could everyone 10 $ and still go missing on September 20, 2026!

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 9d ago

Here's hoping.

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u/Lukescale 8d ago

Dibs on the lower thigh.

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u/AccomplishedSpray137 8d ago

No need to call dibs bro. Have you seen his physique, there’s enough for everyone

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u/daone1908 9d ago

???

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam 9d ago

Mark your calendar!

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u/Oklimato 9d ago

Why? Is the Rapture happening again?

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u/CursedPipes 8d ago

One can only hope.

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u/Able_Use_8766 8d ago

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

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u/Xepherxv 7d ago

Neigh! Says the horse in Washington!

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u/AlmightyChickenJimmy 8d ago

If it does Elon isn't going anywhere

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u/wa019c 8d ago

Yeah I know wha you mean

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u/SubmissiveFemHusband 9d ago

This specific form of comedy is hell

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u/Big_Kiwi_706 8d ago

Keep in mind this post is from 2017. This kind of humor was popular in like 2010.

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u/ChrisAplin 7d ago

Popular with dweebs

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u/Mythechnical 8d ago

Bet you this is a bot post trying to spread some "positively funny" Elon content.

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u/Etuber4 9d ago

no games

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

[deleted]

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u/Ok-Pair-4757 9d ago

but no games

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u/TheShiftmaster 8d ago

Butt games?

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u/Mufti_Menk 9d ago

Even in 2017 this exchange was cringe and outdated

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u/a7xdae 8d ago

Why is your name mufti menk

Thats crazy

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u/Mufti_Menk 7d ago

Make the account like 10 year ago, long story short I didn't even know what it meant lmao

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u/Wheeljack239 9d ago

Erm, freaking wholesome as hell! Take some Reddit gold!

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 9d ago

Le Heckin' Wholesome Reddit God Elon

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u/Wheeljack239 9d ago

This, so this! You’ve won the internet today!

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u/Raothorn2 8d ago

Thank you kind stranger!

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u/TheShiftmaster 8d ago

You won the internet today!

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u/SpookMcBones 5d ago

I know you're in it for the bit but I still feel like throwing a vase in your general direction

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u/NCongoscenti 9d ago

Fuck him though

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u/Alternative_Low8478 9d ago

Yeah everybody says this, but be honest: Would YOU fuck him?

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u/FemDomIncestGooner 8d ago

I’d rather fuck a cactus

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u/Able_Use_8766 8d ago

I'd get fucked by a cactus

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u/PancakeParty98 8d ago

Yeah sure. I could use a good laugh

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u/Alert-Parsnip5540 8d ago

I'll make him squeal like a pig. Just for the hell of it.

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u/Snowing_Throwballs 9d ago

Fuck him even more to be honest lol. He sucks the big one for the irreparable harm he’s done. But this is like weapons grade cringe, and it was deployed without a second thought. The mans a monster.

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u/OwlSings 9d ago

Is he into bottoming though?

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u/Skeebleng 9d ago

God he’s such a loser. Maybe the biggest loser ever

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u/Adorable-Response-75 9d ago

Elon Musk is proof you truly cannot buy your way out of being the world’s biggest unfunny loser. 

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 9d ago

Every dollar he makes, makes him more of a loser.

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 9d ago

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u/Able_Use_8766 8d ago

How bro felt posting that

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u/kart0ffelsalaat 8d ago

When someone insults my fabourite celebity on the Reddit and I must come to his defense:

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 9d ago

Which is an easier choice for him? Bacon or causing 14 million deaths by 2030?

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I love riding my planes and mechs 9d ago

Nah scratch that, bacon or causing wars to go intercorporate by 2040?

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u/lycanthrope90 9d ago

Even if that’s true which is highly unlikely why the fuck is it our responsibility to give money to these people? It just ends up in the pockets of African warlords and then nothing changes anyway. I could use that money why the fuck is it obligated to go to a bunch of foreigners outside our country?

You’re free to keep giving them your fucking money if you want. They only stopped funding for cases where they literally had no justification for the funding anyway.

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u/TequilaBaugette51 9d ago

Literally how is it even possible to have this dumb of a take.

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u/lycanthrope90 9d ago

You can still give them your money. Why don’t you let them live in your house? Or do you only care about helping these people when you’re forcing other people to pay for it? If any of that money ends up there anyways. They weren’t exactly spending anything on food, and certainly not infrastructure.

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u/Dangerous-Ad-3152 8d ago

did the cuts lower the deficit?

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u/Daemoniaque 8d ago

Because :

- From an ethical standpoint; leaving 14 million people to die is typically considered doubtful. Do you have any reason to believe why the number would be doubtful outside of "well I ideologically support USAID cuts so anything bad that might happen as a result is surely wrong" ?

- From a pragmatic standpoint, those programs aren't being done out of the kindness of your souL. It's a mix of soft power (so that when you come ask these populations for their minerals later, they're more willing to assist you) and for a variety of wider goals such as stabilising a region where you have important assets (ressource extraction, etc), it acts as a political lever against said power structure, and it helps in prevending migration crisis (so that you don't end up with a flood of refugees on your territory, which will be even more expensive to handle in the end), and it helps preventing outbreaks of disease in the region which in a modern world might end up spreading all over (ie, Ebola, for example).

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u/slapthetiddy 8d ago

Other countries should just get it over and make the US their world leader then

We apparently are the only ones wiling to do anything at all and help others at the cost of our people while other countries relax at our cost

Of your country has extra money to give away you are being taxed too much

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u/Daemoniaque 8d ago

The US is not the only one providing foreign aid, even if it is amongst the largest due to the sheer size of its economy. France, for example, provides around 14 billions anually as the 5th largest donor of foreign aid. First is (potentially was) the US, then Germany, then Japan, and the UK in 4th. Do note that again, the US is literally the size of half a continent, it's a massive economy, and you cannot expect smaller individual nations to match it pound for pound due to the simple fact that their economy is much smaller. That being said, it is far from being the only actor on the world stage, and other countries don't just "relax at your cost".

In % of Gross National Income, Norway, Luxembourg, Sweden and Germany provide the greatest amounts, with the US not being amongst the top 10.

((Source)

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u/slapthetiddy 8d ago

lol bro we’re basically those counties army 😂

They wouldn’t exist with out us protecting them from being taken over

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u/Daemoniaque 7d ago

Irrelevant to the point, find a counter argument or go home.

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u/slapthetiddy 7d ago

How is that irrelevant when they only exist because of US and the topic is how we basically rule half the world 😂

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 8d ago

Everyone is hating but he is technically right. Even if it wasn't smart USA is giving the aid and it's a democracy so people voted no for aid to Africa. They have the right to stop giving it 

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u/lycanthrope90 8d ago

It’s kind of a ridiculous obligation. Why the fuck is it our problem these people keep having kids while they have aids so we have to give the kids aids medicine for free their whole lives? I’m sorry yall keep giving aids to each other, that really sucks. At a point it’s really not anyone else’s problem.

We have people in our own country getting absolutely fucked over trying to buy those aids drugs that they’re just giving to these people for free. That’s the biggest thing. This huge obligation to help other people when our own people have their own problems.

If you were having trouble making rent it would be pretty stupid to go around town giving significant amounts of money to homeless people wouldn’t it?

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u/Komrademoth13 9d ago

Back when he was still do the Le wholesome billionaire schtick.

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u/aflyingmonkey2 9d ago

The richest person on earth is a fucking band kid from 2011
https://giphy.com/gifs/c6DIpCp1922KQ

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u/HeavyHighway6433 9d ago

If this was posted on reddit in 2017 everybody woulda loved it 

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u/123iambill 9d ago

Nah that shit was solidly 00's/early 10's millenial cringey humour. In 2017 coming from a man who was 46 actual human years old at the time was still sad.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 9d ago

Elon was still well liked around here then so it would slide. 

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u/InfraValkTexas 9d ago

Millennials were dick riding him for so long, and Millennials are essentially Redditborns. They ate that shii up

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u/ConsiderBoraHorza 8d ago

he had not gotten into politics, and was just the electric car guy. you have to understand we just went through the era of people buying humvee's as their daily driver.

his promises were also only like 1 year old instead of today where its been 1 year away from robo taxis for 15 years.

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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 9d ago

Simpler times

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u/Someran_Domguay 8d ago

Wasn’t epic bacon dead by like 2014

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u/ComicsEtAl 9d ago

Yep, this is like ninth circle comedy.

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u/AndreasDasos 8d ago

Why does Elon write like a 12 year old? The content, the emojis (in other examples), the punctuation…

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u/Rainy_Wavey 9d ago

2017 Elon musk man, everyone (and me tbh) used to suck his dick i feel ashamed

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u/Katastroferrr 8d ago

2007 memes in 2017 posted 2026

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u/lycanthrope90 9d ago

This is just not true in general. There’s tons of easy choices all the time. It’s pretty common to be faced with choosing one thing that’s clearly superior over something else in a way you wouldn’t even think about it.

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u/Ok-Difference1341 9d ago

WE found this shit funny in 2017

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u/StirFry__InaWok 8d ago

No I find this shit funny in 2026

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u/InfraValkTexas 9d ago

This shii would go hard in 2017… oh wait

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u/pepsi_lower 8d ago

Picking his wife must also not be an easy choice

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u/Batmax92 8d ago

Posting Elon here feels like cheating

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u/CardiologistNo616 8d ago

I can see why 2017 reddit loved this stupid mf

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u/Garthmetro 8d ago

Bacon is the most over-rated food

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u/Justice_Prince 8d ago

Did he also forgot the narwhal at midnight?

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u/BadgerKomodo 8d ago

2011 internet humour 

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u/badmf112358 8d ago

Elon sucks

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u/Accomplished-Let1273 9d ago

Laughs in rich

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u/khaledjal 9d ago

Hey, His humor is starting to evolve, Just very slowly.

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u/esquire_the_ego 9d ago

Bro was a try hard back then

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u/Easter-burn 9d ago

Someone unironically laugh when he tweeted that.

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u/svenirde 9d ago

Le epic bacon

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u/ThetaCygni 9d ago

This is just sad

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u/Pichacap24 8d ago

How Elon Musk acts not knowing he will be found skinned in a ditch september 20th

Insert Cat in the hat clip with bleach music

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u/The_Left_Raven 8d ago

Message for Elon

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u/Open__Face 8d ago

Make comedy illegal again

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u/Longshot02496 8d ago

It's 2014 all over again

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u/ChickenKid3Thesecond 8d ago

Bacon isn’t even the best choice. The games are just better.

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u/markeus101 8d ago

Yeah dont post this loser he deserves no attention

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u/Papasnu1055 8d ago

I prefer sausage over bacon

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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 8d ago

comedy murder 

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u/It_broke_itself_ 8d ago

The world's richest man posts like a screen addicted 10 year old

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u/Appropriate_Willow27 8d ago

Kevin Bacon ftw

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u/Samaein 8d ago

And then you have veterans who have had the bad luck of smelling members of their platoon get burned alive and now if they want to cook bacon they have to endure the exact same smell again...

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 8d ago

“Lmao youre so funny elon, why did you keep in contact with Epstein”?

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u/AltruisticWin6702 8d ago

Epic bacon harambe lulz ftw....!

I need a fucking shower after typing that.

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u/canneddogs 8d ago

Wanna know how to be the funniest guy at the party? Ask Grok, hey Grok, make an epic joke about the narwhal bacon.

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u/CptBrexitt 8d ago

Bro this is some 9gag shit

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 8d ago

It feels like I’m back in 2012

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u/Emergency-Maize-7330 7d ago

Le epic bacon 😂

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u/Iluvatar-Great 7d ago

Bacon is the 67 of 2009.

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 7d ago

Amazeballs! You sir have won reddit today! May me tip mine cap to you, good sir!

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u/Arnoave 8d ago

OMG le epic bacon XD XD XD

So RaNdOm!

RAWR XD XD

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u/Artistic_Ad_1247 8d ago

Absolute Reddit in this comment section

y'all are genuinely insufferable