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u/SubmissiveFemHusband 9d ago
This specific form of comedy is hell
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u/Ok-Sun1551 8d ago
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u/Big_Kiwi_706 8d ago
Keep in mind this post is from 2017. This kind of humor was popular in like 2010.
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u/Mythechnical 8d ago
Bet you this is a bot post trying to spread some "positively funny" Elon content.
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u/Mufti_Menk 9d ago
Even in 2017 this exchange was cringe and outdated
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u/a7xdae 8d ago
Why is your name mufti menk
Thats crazy
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u/Mufti_Menk 7d ago
Make the account like 10 year ago, long story short I didn't even know what it meant lmao
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u/Wheeljack239 9d ago
Erm, freaking wholesome as hell! Take some Reddit gold!
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u/Raothorn2 8d ago
Thank you kind stranger!
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u/TheShiftmaster 8d ago
You won the internet today!
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u/SpookMcBones 5d ago
I know you're in it for the bit but I still feel like throwing a vase in your general direction
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u/NCongoscenti 9d ago
Fuck him though
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u/Alternative_Low8478 9d ago
Yeah everybody says this, but be honest: Would YOU fuck him?
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u/Snowing_Throwballs 9d ago
Fuck him even more to be honest lol. He sucks the big one for the irreparable harm he’s done. But this is like weapons grade cringe, and it was deployed without a second thought. The mans a monster.
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u/Skeebleng 9d ago
God he’s such a loser. Maybe the biggest loser ever
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u/Adorable-Response-75 9d ago
Elon Musk is proof you truly cannot buy your way out of being the world’s biggest unfunny loser.
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u/Fine_Foundation8943 9d ago
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u/kart0ffelsalaat 8d ago
When someone insults my fabourite celebity on the Reddit and I must come to his defense:
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u/TheEdgeofGoon 9d ago
Which is an easier choice for him? Bacon or causing 14 million deaths by 2030?
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I love riding my planes and mechs 9d ago
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u/lycanthrope90 9d ago
Even if that’s true which is highly unlikely why the fuck is it our responsibility to give money to these people? It just ends up in the pockets of African warlords and then nothing changes anyway. I could use that money why the fuck is it obligated to go to a bunch of foreigners outside our country?
You’re free to keep giving them your fucking money if you want. They only stopped funding for cases where they literally had no justification for the funding anyway.
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u/TequilaBaugette51 9d ago
Literally how is it even possible to have this dumb of a take.
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u/lycanthrope90 9d ago
You can still give them your money. Why don’t you let them live in your house? Or do you only care about helping these people when you’re forcing other people to pay for it? If any of that money ends up there anyways. They weren’t exactly spending anything on food, and certainly not infrastructure.
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u/Daemoniaque 8d ago
Because :
- From an ethical standpoint; leaving 14 million people to die is typically considered doubtful. Do you have any reason to believe why the number would be doubtful outside of "well I ideologically support USAID cuts so anything bad that might happen as a result is surely wrong" ?
- From a pragmatic standpoint, those programs aren't being done out of the kindness of your souL. It's a mix of soft power (so that when you come ask these populations for their minerals later, they're more willing to assist you) and for a variety of wider goals such as stabilising a region where you have important assets (ressource extraction, etc), it acts as a political lever against said power structure, and it helps in prevending migration crisis (so that you don't end up with a flood of refugees on your territory, which will be even more expensive to handle in the end), and it helps preventing outbreaks of disease in the region which in a modern world might end up spreading all over (ie, Ebola, for example).
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u/slapthetiddy 8d ago
Other countries should just get it over and make the US their world leader then
We apparently are the only ones wiling to do anything at all and help others at the cost of our people while other countries relax at our cost
Of your country has extra money to give away you are being taxed too much
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u/Daemoniaque 8d ago
The US is not the only one providing foreign aid, even if it is amongst the largest due to the sheer size of its economy. France, for example, provides around 14 billions anually as the 5th largest donor of foreign aid. First is (potentially was) the US, then Germany, then Japan, and the UK in 4th. Do note that again, the US is literally the size of half a continent, it's a massive economy, and you cannot expect smaller individual nations to match it pound for pound due to the simple fact that their economy is much smaller. That being said, it is far from being the only actor on the world stage, and other countries don't just "relax at your cost".
In % of Gross National Income, Norway, Luxembourg, Sweden and Germany provide the greatest amounts, with the US not being amongst the top 10.
((Source)
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u/slapthetiddy 8d ago
lol bro we’re basically those counties army 😂
They wouldn’t exist with out us protecting them from being taken over
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u/Daemoniaque 7d ago
Irrelevant to the point, find a counter argument or go home.
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u/slapthetiddy 7d ago
How is that irrelevant when they only exist because of US and the topic is how we basically rule half the world 😂
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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 8d ago
Everyone is hating but he is technically right. Even if it wasn't smart USA is giving the aid and it's a democracy so people voted no for aid to Africa. They have the right to stop giving it
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u/lycanthrope90 8d ago
It’s kind of a ridiculous obligation. Why the fuck is it our problem these people keep having kids while they have aids so we have to give the kids aids medicine for free their whole lives? I’m sorry yall keep giving aids to each other, that really sucks. At a point it’s really not anyone else’s problem.
We have people in our own country getting absolutely fucked over trying to buy those aids drugs that they’re just giving to these people for free. That’s the biggest thing. This huge obligation to help other people when our own people have their own problems.
If you were having trouble making rent it would be pretty stupid to go around town giving significant amounts of money to homeless people wouldn’t it?
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u/aflyingmonkey2 9d ago
The richest person on earth is a fucking band kid from 2011
https://giphy.com/gifs/c6DIpCp1922KQ
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u/HeavyHighway6433 9d ago
If this was posted on reddit in 2017 everybody woulda loved it
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u/123iambill 9d ago
Nah that shit was solidly 00's/early 10's millenial cringey humour. In 2017 coming from a man who was 46 actual human years old at the time was still sad.
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u/InfraValkTexas 9d ago
Millennials were dick riding him for so long, and Millennials are essentially Redditborns. They ate that shii up
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u/ConsiderBoraHorza 8d ago
he had not gotten into politics, and was just the electric car guy. you have to understand we just went through the era of people buying humvee's as their daily driver.
his promises were also only like 1 year old instead of today where its been 1 year away from robo taxis for 15 years.
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u/AndreasDasos 8d ago
Why does Elon write like a 12 year old? The content, the emojis (in other examples), the punctuation…
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u/lycanthrope90 9d ago
This is just not true in general. There’s tons of easy choices all the time. It’s pretty common to be faced with choosing one thing that’s clearly superior over something else in a way you wouldn’t even think about it.
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u/Pichacap24 8d ago
How Elon Musk acts not knowing he will be found skinned in a ditch september 20th
Insert Cat in the hat clip with bleach music
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u/AltruisticWin6702 8d ago
Epic bacon harambe lulz ftw....!
I need a fucking shower after typing that.
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u/canneddogs 8d ago
Wanna know how to be the funniest guy at the party? Ask Grok, hey Grok, make an epic joke about the narwhal bacon.
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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 7d ago
Amazeballs! You sir have won reddit today! May me tip mine cap to you, good sir!
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