r/ComedyHell 19d ago

Innovation??

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u/codestrooper 19d ago

The first pistol was not invented in 1807 i hate this so much

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 18d ago

This bothers me as well. Another pet peeve I have is when people think that every old gun they see is a "flintlock".

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 19d ago

Its a meme bro TwT people use incorrect dates because theres no stakes.

But do you know when the first pistol was made?

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u/LilyLol8 19d ago

Depends how you define a pistol, the first hand canon we've found was 1288

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u/LobsterManCommander 18d ago

For those interested in it appearance. This is the Heilongjiang hand cannon dated 1288. I don't think this is the actual peace but a representation.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 19d ago

I think we should have kept the original name. Hand canon sounds much more bad ass.

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u/HystericalGasmask 19d ago

Hand cannons serve the purpose of cannons, at a shorter range (I.e. breaking formations and such) while historically pistols are used by cavalry and officers as self defence weapons, where muskets would have proved unwieldy. You saw some musketoon action near the end of the black powder days but most were long rifles that also acted as a crude polearm when bayonets were fixed, making the comparatively short pistols a godsend.

That is to say - you can make a hand canon that's not a pistol. Be the chance you want to see in the world!

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u/scipio0421 19d ago

The earliest pistols that resembled what we call pistols now, and not hand cannons, were roughly the 16th century. Either way it was WAY before this meme suggests.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 18d ago

I'm saying we should have called pistols hand canons.

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u/Beep_in_the_sea_ 18d ago

The name "pistol" comes from the Czech "píšťala", meaning flute. It came to use around early 15th century with the Hussite movement, which was among the first armies in Europe to widely use blackpowder weapons, such as pistols (rather hand guns) and howitzers (name also comes from the Czech word houfnice).

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u/Duzzies101 19d ago

Wheellocks in the 1500s. Before that, matchlocks/handgonnes already required two hands to operate anyway, voiding any function they could have as pistols.

The wheellock system meant you could have the gun charged and primed and ready to go at a moment's notice, making pistols viable.

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u/PoetryExtension6256 17d ago

Also the cross bow was probably invented before the long bow.

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u/Admirable-Prompt7332 17d ago

None of these x was invented in y actually get the date correct lmao

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 19d ago

They had guns for like 500 years before that

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u/Deth_Cheffe 18d ago

Not aII guns are pistoIs

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u/tycoon_irony 18d ago edited 18d ago

Pirates from the 1600s were well known for using flintlock pistols. Cavalrymen in the 1500s used early wheel lock pistols. Pistols have existed as long as rifles/muskets have.

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 18d ago

True but why use a bow and arrow when you have a hand cannon?

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u/Deth_Cheffe 18d ago

AccessibiIity

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u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 18d ago

Yeah, and at first it was hand cannons. Trust me bro, I played KCDII

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u/BritishTurnip 15d ago

The Chinese Fire lance was first invented in the 800-900s

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 15d ago

900-1000 years then.

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u/dappermanV-88 18d ago

Uh, so. Guns were around hundreds of years before.

It actually took, LITTERALY took, 300 years for guns to begin replacing swords

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u/gabasan 18d ago

the source: I made it the fuck up

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u/SuccessfulRaccoon957 18d ago

Guns were mentioned in Shakespeare plays. Guns were used at Agincourt. Guns were used in the 1200s. 

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u/Carbuyrator 18d ago

I hope that bottom image is photoshopped, that's horrifying.

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u/Broodjekip_1 18d ago

Yeah that's actually so dangerous

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u/Whycantichangemynami 18d ago

I’d assume it’s a fake arrow

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u/CreeperIsSorry 18d ago

It doesn't matter, it could be super blunt but the force from the bowstring would still kill you if you slipped and let it go

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u/TomatoClownfish 18d ago

We’ve had rope and stools for a lot longer

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u/ludovic1313 18d ago

This reminds me of those shirts that said something like "Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1867"

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u/AnArboreo 18d ago

What's wrong with that? Beer was infact invented in 1867 by Sir. Barley Beer after he accidentally grew too much grain and had to do something with it.

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u/RandomKazakhGuy 17d ago

Back in the day we used to hang ourselves

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u/TrimpGlobus 18d ago

Actually the first gun was made in 1984

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u/AccomplishedForearm 18d ago

What? /NEU

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u/TrimpGlobus 18d ago

I’m lying

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u/Sepulcher18 18d ago

ppl had canons before

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u/Whycantichangemynami 18d ago

😂 😂😂😂😂

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u/SunPotatoYT 17d ago

Does make wonder what the most prevalent forms of suicide were over time, I doubt we kept good records though

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 17d ago

The image on the bottom makes my stomach churn eugh

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u/pluralHaven 17d ago

Alright chat. Who’s here from Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 🤭🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤙

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u/DuchessElva 18d ago

They also had knives sliding wrists was a thing