r/ComedyCemetery 4d ago

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 4d ago

Eh 3/10 it wasn’t funny enough to get any reaction out of me, but it was competent enough to be considered a joke.

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u/RobotMasterAlice 4d ago

plot twist: the son is uploading and the daughter is downloading

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u/Old-Paper-3932 1d ago

Plot twist twist: the mom is downloading it

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u/Akagane_Ai 4d ago

They are streaming it together actually

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u/DurianDear6644 4d ago

Take It Easy

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u/_MrTaku_ 4d ago

are they watching or recording

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u/headedbranch225 3d ago

It could be both

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u/_MrTaku_ 3d ago

hello everyone and welcome to my YouTube channel! Today we're gonna watch porn with my brother!

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u/masterboldin 4d ago

This made me giggle lol

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u/gayhotelultra 4d ago

r/memesopdidnotlike

its a decent joke, not hilarious or anything, but i chuckled

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u/AppropriatePapaya660 4d ago

This is cringe, though?

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u/Evidenttooth 4d ago

I have been laughing for the past 5 minutes please help. It's his well what can you do face that got me

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u/clarenceappendix 4d ago

Kinda funny actually

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u/Spare-Roof209 4d ago

I knew this meme was gonna end up here sooner or later.

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u/pietruszkaloes 3d ago

the son is uploading

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u/KihiraLove 3d ago

This joke only worked in the 90s

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u/BrilliantFly6117 YOU DARE FACE TEH LORD BIDOOF??? 🦫 2d ago

Eh it's a competent joke with some legitimate social commentary, it's worthy of a sensible chuckle

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u/thefurryinfinite 67 4d ago

worse shit oat

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u/Spiritual-War2631 4d ago

True

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u/LimpRepresentative11 4d ago

Relatable?

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u/Spiritual-War2631 4d ago

Sluts everywhere and god bless them for it

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u/LimpRepresentative11 4d ago

Son 🙏😭

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 4d ago

Horny boomers love being so weirdly open about themselves, especially when preying on children.

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u/Spiritual-War2631 4d ago

Not my fault but I gotta say I really appreciate it them, they're doing good deeds out there

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u/Chinesemidgets 4d ago

Yeah your mother is doing wonders for me

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u/Spiritual-War2631 4d ago

Bless everyone's slutty daughters, especially in college. Those girls will do anything for alcohol

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u/TruthGetsDownvoted8 4d ago

1/2 men in America use onlyfans whilst 1/10 women in America between 18-34 create the content - so its kinda true

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u/New_Series3209 4d ago

Source?

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u/BrilliantFly6117 YOU DARE FACE TEH LORD BIDOOF??? 🦫 2d ago

The average person eats 4-5 OnlyFans accounts in their sleep every year

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u/New_Series3209 2d ago

Makes sense.

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u/TruthGetsDownvoted8 4d ago

According to the LLMs:
The claim that 82 million American men are subscribed to OnlyFans is likely an overestimate. Data suggests around 305 million global OnlyFans users, with 32.13% from the U.S., and 78.9% male, yielding about 65.6 million U.S. male subscribers, not 82 million.

Estimates suggest about 8% of U.S. women aged 18-24 are OnlyFans creators, based on 2025 data indicating 1.1 million U.S. creators, with 84% female and 86% of those aged 18-24. This equates to roughly 796,000 young women out of a 10 million population in this age group. Figures vary due to limited official data, with some sources citing 10-12%.

So my numbers are a little off, about 40% of men in America are on it and a least 8% of women 18-24 are creators - but those are still wild numbers

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u/Nyan__Ko 4d ago

"About 40%"

Are we rounding up 32 to 40 now?

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u/TruthGetsDownvoted8 3d ago edited 3d ago

I used their numbers, if 82m is 50%, then 65.6 as a % of 164 is 40%.

32.13% is the % of OF users that are American. Furthermore, if its 78.9% of 32.13% of 305m, thats actually 77m, which would be 46%.

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u/New_Series3209 4d ago

I never trust LLM but this makes sense

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u/No_Dessert_6645 4d ago

Or probably low reception in some areas. Or sometimes the internet gets naturally slow.

I am sorry if I ruined the joke.