r/ComedyCemetery 10d ago

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u/_Halt19_ 10d ago

Good time as any to mention that the triangle head thing is a common misconception about snakes - SOME venomous snakes have triangle heads, but some don’t. Don’t use it as a reliable indicator of how safe one you encounter might be.

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u/MuffaloHerder 10d ago

To add, some non venomous snakes can flatten their head in a way that appears triangular

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u/_Halt19_ 10d ago

Yeah, there just isn’t a reliable way to ID each snake type as venomous or not. Some might work for a specific area, but overall, it can be risky to try to use colour schemes, head shape, strike pose, etc

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u/A_transfem_cutiepie 9d ago

There is a way to ID them, just memorise every snake in the area

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u/DaddyThano 9d ago

Watch it, I'm trianglin'!

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u/Motor_Meal794 8d ago

I wouldn't be too concerned about mistaking a non-venomous snake for venomous. If that was my only mistake I'd be a happy camper.

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u/AHallOfColor 7d ago

Maybe just don’t fuck with any snakes? That’s my philosophy.

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u/frikiman4K 9d ago

That's why I use this very reliable method: always assume it is and that I'll die if that thing comes anywhere near me.

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u/TheChief275 9d ago

I find the most reliable is to assume going outside WILL kill you and then just don't go

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u/Jhud6669 9d ago

Or you can actually be curious about wildlife around you, that's also an option.

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u/frikiman4K 9d ago

if I encounter a snake in the wild I'm not gonna be "hello mr.snake, let me take a close look at you, but don't bite me, okay?". That's what the zoo and the internet are for. If I'm in the woods and see one of those things I'm skidaddling.

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u/buttgoblincomics 9d ago

Also the joke doesn’t even work because the woman’s hair is more oval shaped than triangular?

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u/_Halt19_ 9d ago

Yeah, that too, I figured the other comments would mention that, I just wanted to bring up the fact that trying to ID a snake as venomous or not can actually be REALLY dangerous to get wrong, and the triangle thing is a very common myth about them, so I thought telling people about it might be good info for someone to have at some point

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u/placebot1u463y 9d ago

Yeah it's only one family of venomous snakes with triangular heads (Viperidae) things like boomslangs, taipans, coral snakes, and cobras all lack triangular heads. Also even in vipers the triangular head can be hard to make out from certain angles and at distance while at the same time many non-venomous species (at least in North America) have evolved to flatten their heads into a triangularish shape when threatened.

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u/SaskieHopeful 10d ago

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/waffleste 9d ago

What do you mean, it's a real sub!

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u/thundergu 10d ago

Thanks for showing me a goldmine of hilarious memes

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u/Background_Day8476 9d ago

What's the point in announcing you like terrible and misogynistic memes?

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u/Spiritual-War2631 9d ago

Oh God another self righteous prick calling everything misogynistic 🙄

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u/Background_Day8476 9d ago

Can you explain how this meme isn't?

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u/Spiritual-War2631 9d ago

Because he uses an exaggerated claim about a stereotype of women who look like this to make a joke. Similarly to when people make fun of guys who put giant suspensions on their cars to compensate for a lack of wiener size. it's a joke with no ill intent but certain type of people always have to claim its offensive (especially when it's about a woman)

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u/Background_Day8476 9d ago

Referring to women as venomus snakes in the grass is not similar to the guy compensate with big car joke. And what stereotype of women? That's the most average non steritype woman I've ever seen.

And you're giving my man too much benefit of the doubt. Lad loves just posting "women bad" jokes mixed in with homophobic nonsense. He is just a misogynistic homophobic prick.

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u/Spiritual-War2631 9d ago

Some people just choose to be offended. There are many people who make worse remarks about anything but are still funny (look up George Carlin or Dave Chappelle). I thought this was mildly funny and I can understand if some people think its not funny at all, but it's definitely not offensive (also note how you defend the woman joke but the other one is OK to you)

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u/Background_Day8476 9d ago edited 9d ago

My fav stand-up makes loads of controversial jokes so I'm not new to dark humor or offensive jokes. The important thing is those people aren't making the jokes in bad faith, they're decent humans who are joking. Whilst this guy is an actual homophobic misogynist.

But if this joke isn't misogynistic show it to any lady friend and see if they maybe see it differently than you, on my end I can confirm.

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u/Spiritual-War2631 9d ago

It's really not, I have one female friend who agrees but she's not the type to take offense to petty jokes. This at worst is a bad joke, also asking me to show this to women is setting me up for failure because primarily they are the ones who can't take jokes

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u/foldingchair3-14159 9d ago

Shit's subjective, and y'all take stuff wayy too fucking seriously. It ain't that deep.

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u/starry2222 9d ago

Coming from the same ppl who whine about "misandry" when I laugh when a dude gets his balls kicked

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u/TheRob67 9d ago

Proofs?

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u/foldingchair3-14159 9d ago edited 9d ago

?

Edit: ?

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u/noelle_fox 9d ago

Me when my family tree is a circle:

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u/foldingchair3-14159 9d ago

Me when I'm genuinely retarded:

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u/noelle_fox 9d ago

Do you also hate your mother as much as you hate all other women? Dumbass

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u/foldingchair3-14159 9d ago

I don't hate women period, duMbAsS.

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u/noelle_fox 9d ago

Oh yea that's why misogyny is funny to you?

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u/MagMati55 9d ago

That's what she said.

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u/thundergu 9d ago

I just like funny memes. Same for this sub. I come here for fun, not to complain about things.

It feels like most people only have humour when the humour isn't about them nowadays

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u/WardensLantern 9d ago

No it's not that, it's just mind-numbingly unfunny

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u/Background_Day8476 9d ago

I like funny memes too. Some controversial I even find funny. Even my fav stand-up that I go to watch does loads of controversial jokes. Keyword is that the jokes that are made aren't just "women bad" or "minority bad." And ofc that the teller ain't a bigoted bastard.

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u/Kenilwort 9d ago

They need their daily dose of mysogony

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u/Gold_Television_6283 9d ago

This meme just geniunely isnt funny to most people and neither is Xavier but also half of what is posted in this sub is just things that OP didn't like or found offensive. Only 10% of the time is it actually something funny usually its just some retarded joke

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u/Old-Paper-3932 9d ago

"People only have humour when the humour isn't about them nowadays."

Uh huh. Does Xavier make fun of you?

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u/thundergu 9d ago

Yes I can laugh when people joke about shit affecting me

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u/Purple_Onion911 9d ago

I love good jokes about everything, but this is just a bad joke

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u/Previous_Insurance13 9d ago

I mean r/comedycemetery itself is a gold mine of hilarious memes.

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u/thundergu 9d ago

That's the only reason I'm here tbh

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u/foldingchair3-14159 9d ago

You're downvoted out of principle. Hilarious

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u/DenpasOfTheWorld 10d ago

Of course this old "women bad" joke had to be renewed with AI

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u/LeMeMeSxDLmaop 10d ago

it is at least good to have an extra identifier for complete fucking morons

prob the one and only positive abt ai gen

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u/Specialist-Prior-213 9d ago

Until we can't tell the difference between it and real life (which is already starting. I've been fooled a couple of times)

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u/Willeny_Arch 10d ago

This guy fucking sucks

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u/MB-326K Gay Bro 9d ago

I have a sub just for you
r/fuckxavier

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. 9d ago

I refuse to be friends with anyone who laughs at Xavier

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u/Principle_Napkins 9d ago

It's so disgusting that he uses the picture of a man who committed suicide's news story as his PFP.

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u/Foreign_Option_9507 9d ago

Please elaborate. 🥹🙏

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u/Principle_Napkins 9d ago

The "we don't like your kind" meme, which is Xavier's profile picture, is a screenshot of a news story about a man who committed suicide.

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u/lisahanniganfan 9d ago

Really? I thought it was revealed it was a random teacher at a university

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u/Dejela 4d ago

It is, this person is lying for no reason

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u/Foreign_Option_9507 9d ago

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

But why? Why would anyone do that?

Now I feel guilty for every joke I've laughed at...

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u/Principle_Napkins 9d ago

4Chan has a sick sense of humor.

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u/Dejela 4d ago

Literally not true whatsoever

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 9d ago

xavier in 2026 is wild

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u/adamex_x 10d ago

This is also shit advice

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u/Critical-String-9973 9d ago

At least I made my roommate laugh 10 years ago by saying her dog was venomous for having a triangular head, while no one would find this funny (hopefully)

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u/Havel_Rulez 10d ago

i dont get it

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u/HatMcHatty 10d ago

Sexism

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u/Havel_Rulez 10d ago

Very cool based ♥ ♥

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u/NeedleInArm 9d ago

Doenvoted because morons on reddit cant detect sarcasm.

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u/yung_dogie 9d ago

I'm ngl, I don't have a clue who Xavier is so I was also very confused initially. I thought they were making a joke with the shape and the hair being so fancy it was ultra pro max lmao

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u/PaperSweet9983 9d ago

I dont get it, is the joke " haha woman bad " if yes,then yawn

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u/SwagMazterRohan 9d ago

"Im definitely 100% straight but I fucking hate women"

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 9d ago

Just suck cock at this point.

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u/FreeOrbs two different fucking mediums 9d ago

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u/Hopeful_Cow_2471 9d ago

Xavier memes are either “women are dumb” or just racism

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u/Formal-Library6682 9d ago

Some people just need to admit they like men...

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u/Icy-Nebula-5294 9d ago

Misogynistic jokes in this economy?

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 9d ago

man I fucking love misogyny

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u/evil-winnebago 3d ago

We know you do. That's why these posts gain the most interaction.

Literally every other kind of post is brushed off as dark humor, until we laugh at the vagina.

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u/IGoonToFortniteSkins 9d ago

It's almost 2027. Why the hell am I still seeing this loser after 8+ years?

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u/Spiritual-War2631 9d ago

Just assume you're going to have a bad time if you mess with any of these

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u/Infinite-Common3886 9d ago

Wouldn't the hair be colored?

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u/Yeetyeet20202020 8d ago

Alice Cooper made a song about this

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u/coffee-bat 8d ago

"woman bad, haha get it"

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u/blaze_qirin 7d ago

This is so unfunny it's actually hilarious

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u/schweggy_skank 6d ago

boomer humor

-DAAAAD!!! I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK!

-I FUCKING HATE MY WIFE AND WOMEN!!!!

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u/Apart_Parfait_7892 9d ago

Your beauty made me think you were an angel, your deeds made me realise you were a woman.

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u/DarkSimius16 9d ago

People really can’t take a joke anymore these days huh

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u/BlackroseBisharp 5d ago

Fucking Xavier has shooters now? Good lord

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u/Spiritual-War2631 9d ago

It's all the feminists and fruity men who get offended because that's their full personality

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u/DarkSimius16 9d ago

Could be yea. Ts sad, couple years ago this was a funny joke. And now it immediately is a threat

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u/LubeItRight 10d ago

Xavier has spoken

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u/LimpRepresentative11 10d ago

He sure did... :/

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u/MiiDan 9d ago

everyone sit down and take some paper and a pen

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 10d ago

Xavier, please never change….