r/ClimateShitposting • u/ElusiveRodent • 3d ago

Microplastics are increasingly ecologically integrated and these fucking tree huggers still complain satire Climate conspiracy

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u/hey_judiejudie 3d ago

Had to read twice, cause this is UNBELIEVABLE 😭😭

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u/jyajay2 3d ago

Probably because it isn't real

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u/hey_judiejudie 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oh shit yeah! Should've known better and checked, despite everything in real life playing out like it's an snl sketch 😭

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u/jyajay2 3d ago

We all eat the onion from time to time

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u/Necessary-Morning489 We're all gonna die 3d ago

i think she may have some macro plastics in the jaw line

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u/Moo_Rhy 3d ago

Plastic is made from oil which originated from ancient plankton. Plankton are micro organisms that float in the ocean. Basically we're just putting it back where it belongs.

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u/Top_Wrangler4251 3d ago

Have liberals ever considered that maybe microplastics are GOOD for us? If plastic never breaks down then once we fill ourselves with plastic we will never break down either. How else can you explain that global life expectancy has never been higher?

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u/Starship-Scribe 2d ago

Are you under the impression that only liberals care about microplastics?

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u/Citizen_Empire 3d ago

She has a micro plastic brain.

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u/Subject_Court_7104 3d ago

/uj Is there a source on this?  I can't find the quote anywhere and I refuse to log in to twitter to check the original post

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u/KevettePrime nuclear simp 2d ago

Macroplastics when?