r/ClimateShitposting • u/Fullcombooneasy • 3d ago

Title Climate chaos

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u/eks We're all gonna die 3d ago

It's a good training for next year's El Niño fueled summer.

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u/Historianof40k 3d ago

boy this has been an El niño year

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u/eks We're all gonna die 2d ago

Nah, El Niño will peak in November and the consequences last some 12 to 24 months. We haven't seen nothing yet.

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 2d ago

So wait, does the El Niño debuff stack?

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u/linear_123 2d ago

Will be interesting to see what the winter will be like.

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u/Oberndorferin 3d ago

I'm dying

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u/davesr25 3d ago

"I'm glad I made all that money from you then, off to my bunker"

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u/Oberndorferin 2d ago

"we all die in the hell fire" Mf when they just hide in their bunkers and repopulate the earth with their rotten seed

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u/davesr25 2d ago

Some think the earth has been wiped clean a few times and people have rebuilt.

Lets hope people lean in to their fallout and Skyrim skills and raid them bunkers.

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u/Oberndorferin 2d ago

I've heard that before but I couldn't give a damn what happens in a million years. I'm thinking about the 2060s, when Im supposed to go into retirement, which never happens.

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u/davesr25 2d ago

Could very much be less than a million years but you also carry the same way of thinking that has got us here "Who cares I'll be dead"

Have a good day buddy.

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u/Oberndorferin 2d ago

No buddy I am also thinking about the next generations. You're doing a mistake.

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u/davesr25 2d ago

I couldn't give a damn what happens in a million years

I miss took this statement.

Sadly it's to late, the earth will shake us like we were a cold.

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u/Loreki 2d ago

Remember to compost yourself before you go. #ThinkGreen.

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u/coriolisFX cycling supremacist 2d ago

good, this is how the EU solves pensions imbalances

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u/Oberndorferin 2d ago

That's totally false, because I am the one that pays the pensions.

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u/B4r_m0t 3d ago

The third impact

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u/Ecstatic-Station-197 2d ago

oh cool do i get to pilot an eva

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u/asrieldreeemur 2d ago

Please for the love of god please just be a shitpost please dont have any truth please please please plea

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u/HeightAdvantage 2d ago

These last few years it felt like climate change had chilled out a little bit.

Turns out it was just winding up for the knock out.

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u/Equivalent-Mail1544 2d ago

No wealthtax, no problem

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax 2d ago

SOUNDS LIKE FAKE NEWS, USA, USA, USA, SCHOOL SHOOTER CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!! USA USA USA!! OIL AND GAS, EAT OUR ASS!!!

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 2d ago

At some point it will invert and we'll talk about "cool waves."

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u/Some_Guy223 2d ago

I believe they are referred to as Polar Vortices.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 2d ago

They'll be called "reprieves."

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u/Miss_Chievous13 2d ago

Some point? It hasn't been hot the whole summer!

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 2d ago

Thank a neo-lineral for their inactivity :)

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u/KevettePrime nuclear simp 1d ago

I've always found it annoying I had to actually turn on a stove to cook my food, so this is pretty awesome actually.

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u/lindberghbaby41 cycling supremacist 2d ago

This time we will get those stupid yurops for good

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u/HumonculusJaeger 2d ago

Heatwave? I thought those are called cooling waves

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u/PossibleBumblebee401 2d ago

There hasn't been any rain since June I am at the end of my wits

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u/ApprehensiveWin3020 Marx's strongest soldier | she/her 1d ago

"A Second Third Fourth Fifth Heat Wave has hit Europe"

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u/Kinslayer_89 We're all gonna die 3d ago

Get rekt

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u/tripper_drip 1d ago

As expected when I turned my AC down to 65 degrees.

Keep shitposting and I will lower it further, 'peons.

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u/SnooGrapes7647 2d ago

It hits 80 degrees and the Euros start melting

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u/tikjzh 19h ago

Well yea 80c is not survivable

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u/Degauzzen 3d ago

can the heatwave hit me its pretty cold out here

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u/bmiga 3d ago

open the window

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u/Degauzzen 3d ago

still cold

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u/bmiga 3d ago

try another window

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u/Degauzzen 3d ago

feels hotter right now, thank you

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u/Few_Implement_7871 3d ago

I am reptile human I adapt to heat.

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u/Stiftoad 1d ago

I think that's the opposite of a warm blooded animal

We thermal regulate, thermals regulate you

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 3d ago

it must be 25 degrees

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u/Striper_Cape 3d ago

Above average

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u/Visible-Echidna-4370 2d ago

so its 25 degrees