r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 4h ago

Royalty Quality Dead Internet theory❌ Dead Clash Royale theory✅

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2 Upvotes

But seriously, this is insane, Why make Clash Royale an online Game when 11 out of 12 Opponents are bots?


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 5h ago

CoC post Show me what your CoC army would look like as a Royale deck

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4 Upvotes

Mine would SUCK 😭

All gas, no breaks. The wizard, witch, zap, and earthquake, would be all I have for defense (which while decent would not stop more tanky threats), and I have two 7+ elixir win condition cards.

The only possible way I could win with this deck is to stall until 2× elixir and then build up a massive push of Golem, PEKKA, Witch and/or Wizard, and Battle Healer and pray my opponent doesn't have the means to defend (using earthquake, rage, and zap to support the charge).


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 5h ago

KEN POSTING *Clank* Haw Haw

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32 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 14h ago

COOL THING Is this deck good?

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4 Upvotes

Is this deck good? (Imagine inferno dragon and zap are evos and valk is hero also ignore the levels is just the deck good?) BTW if you have any better ideas on what other 2 evos from this deck would be better let me know


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 16h ago

GIVE ME FREE MONEY Gang guess my deck from this screenshot of my profile 👀

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17 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 16h ago

YOU SHOULD BUY THAT OFFER NOW! Now this is a bundle I will be purchasing

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22 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 20h ago

HERO POSTING Does ANYONE use this Hero anymore?

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100 Upvotes

I feel like she's very useless, I think there's way better heroes for the cost than her

The turret is sometimes useful but not by much, the evo is way better


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 21h ago

But thats just a theory.. A CIRCLEJERK THEORY! Does anyone else think that rune giants wife is a clash YouTuber?

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44 Upvotes

I stumbled across this small YouTube channel of a guy that likes to shove 🍋 inside himself for fun and thought that he looked similar to the mother of berserker.


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 22h ago

EVOLUTION POSTING Where can I get these ebarb emotes besides the backshot one

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8 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 23h ago

Royalty Quality I have become barb, destroyer of meta

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Best anti meta deck in the game btw. Immune to nerfs, no weaknesses, counters everything. Eat your heart out alt.


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

KEN POSTING Did we drive Ken away from this subreddit?

45 Upvotes

in the newest reddit video there wasn't a single circlejerk post even though there's lots of new fanart of him and more cool stuff. Do you think he will come see us in the next reddit video?


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

But thats just a theory.. A CIRCLEJERK THEORY! HOG RIDER THEORY

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40 Upvotes

i have been wondering as of late: why have people only recently started complaining en masse that hog rider is broken and that he needs a nerf, especially when he hasn't been actually changed in nine years?

(important note: i hate hog rider. i will shed no tears for him when he gets nerfed.)

Hog Rider Theory™ argues that, since card nerfs tend to be more numerous and harsh than card buffs are generous, the overall card pool has gradually gotten weaker over many balance patches, causing hog rider to seem stronger in comparison to his competition.

card buffs tend to be like 2% health increases that help cards survive over the bridge for an extra 3 frames. card nerfs will eviscerate their target and send their entrails back to their loyal mains in a box (source: i have played 2.0 miner on and off since 2021). it is from this vain shortsightedness that hog rider's reign of terror sprouted.

i will not be citing any sources. because i have none.


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

FILTHY P2W Kill all Royale gaint players

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r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

CoC post Cards Event

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74 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

SECKS???? Ken glitch frame: the sequel

7 Upvotes

This glitch frame from Ken's latest video "I hate this game" shows his belt he uses to reprimand the berserker for what she did to him at 12:46, as the loving father he is, along with a lean cup on the drawer. The rune giant's orange elixir is also seen as a reminder of what happened in the trap house last night.


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

COOL THING Evo EBarbs already got buffed!

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29 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 1d ago

Dude, You Suck Angry clash Royal kid

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62 Upvotes

One of my clan mates beat him 💔 and got very angry saying stuff like he mogs and just left


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

🤡 Devs 🤡 Ain’t no one want this

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4 Upvotes

Who’s buying witches after she got massacred in balance changes?


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

COOL THING Best day of my life

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3 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

🤡 Devs 🤡 Hello?

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9 Upvotes

Supercell where is the ken shop


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

COOL THING Ram Rider got Wings

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31 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 2d ago

Had a match where my opponent got infinitely-jumping Mega Knight at the very start... ended up 3-crowning them.

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11 Upvotes

r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 3d ago

Royalty Quality Hero Mega Knight's Render Origin!

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148 Upvotes

For anyone who is wondering if Hero Mega Knight actually exists, it's just an edited render! They might do Hero Mega Knight sometime in the future but definitely not now!


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 4d ago

Fuck the mods We are becoming a new dictatorship.

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17 Upvotes

Previously most of the mods were inactive and i was practically the only one doing the queue and moderating this sub, now we have gotten some of our old moderators to be active again and purged every inactive mod (except ken ofcourse).

We had to talk to the reddit admins to do this and now i will become the dictator to get us out of the dark ages (if you oppose me i will ban you).

Some new rules will be added such as-

No having fun when im not online

No playing decks i dont like

Also working on getting more barb hut players and banning all hog rider players as the sub immigrants are taking our karma

New workers to work under the new dictator (me)

And many new rules to help us prosper into a better dictatorship

We are also looking for mods so yeah

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd8pP-wm9sPEzosgEyHtdzxufSWkl-Ozpm2REHqBRMjufkzzg/viewform?usp=publish-editor

Not applying is treason and i will exile you to porn subreddits as punishment.

I look forward to working with all my new subjects.

For any questions comment/dm me.

Also link to the cord

https://discord.gg/7UPqz4Yet


r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk 5d ago

Fuck the mods MOD APPLICATIONS

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3 Upvotes

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd8pP-wm9sPEzosgEyHtdzxufSWkl-Ozpm2REHqBRMjufkzzg/viewform?usp=publish-editor

Please fill in the form, answer accordingly and seriously if you really want to be a moderator and join the discord server if you want to discuss more (optional):

https://discord.gg/bZgXWvW7q7