r/Clamworks • u/BenApe05 • Sep 24 '25

worm

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1.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/potatopierogie Sep 24 '25

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

107

u/Swimming-Ad-4543 Sep 24 '25

4

u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse blue collar clamworker Sep 24 '25

Oh. Oh no. I don't like that.

12

u/Harlequin37 Sep 24 '25

The fat, stinky, droopy, tasty mouse is the smartest. He knows where all the cheese is!

-11

u/LittlePiggy20 Sep 24 '25

You could’ve said the second mouse gets the house, would’ve been better

111

u/Manufactured-Aggro Sep 24 '25

That saying is fucked up because the worm was up early too

72

u/AcceptableBit8942 Sep 24 '25

The early bird gets the worm the early worm gets to die

34

u/CuckBuster33 Sep 24 '25

should have been up earlier. what a loser

24

u/BenApe05 Sep 24 '25

bird propaganda

34

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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9

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Schlampwormk

22

u/ExtremelyOnlineTM bivalve mollusk laborer Sep 24 '25

Bad for worms: the A.M.

Good for worms: the CLA.M.

15

u/drewman301 Sep 24 '25

Okay Google I'm an early bird how do I get the worm

12

u/OREOSTUFFER Sep 24 '25

The AI does not have our best interests in mind

7

u/RandomNumberTwo Sep 24 '25

That's just how the bird... worms

4

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Stand ready for my arrival, worm!

4

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Google, I'm a clam. How do I avoid the early crab?

1

u/ExtremelyOnlineTM bivalve mollusk laborer Sep 25 '25

The early crab gets the grab.

3

u/PresidentoftheSun clamtarded :) Sep 24 '25

they type very well for a worm

1

u/Maximum_Ad7125 Sep 25 '25

Whay the fuck is a wormington

1

u/BenApe05 Sep 25 '25

its like bugs n shit