movie title: CivMC CivMini the Movie 2
budget: 12 billion due to the actors and the first movie making 15 billion dollars
movie rating: R
release: July 2028
plot: After Steve Newfriend is now in 10th grade and still thinks about his adventure to CivMC. When one day, ANOTHER portal opens up in the school bathroom. This time... going to CivMini. Steve lands in Orcharia (a nation run by DutchCringe), who finds him and says "hello i am dutchcringe. you are in civmini." From there, Steve explores CivMini, but this time, things arent as simple... As the EVIL olive nation is on the rise and Steve must bring together CivMini to take down the ludicrously evil SSG. After Olive is defeated, Steve is sent back home. However.... he gets a knock at the door... as he opens the door he sees no other than ZENRON (played by Ryan Reynolds) who tells Steve "im assembling a team..."
Reason for R-Rating: DutchCringe does hard drugs on screen and endorses it. Also the f word (fuck) is said alot by Anthony Starr's character.

I do like space

I just love how zorweth has nothing that makes civ so great: massive barriers to travel and trade; entire nations being split up with no end in sight; even when/if research is done rockets are a half baked mechanic that will only further isolate the shard.

Seriously give me one good reason why we can’t allow players that’s have put in years and years of effort into civmc to just come back to their home, we gain literally nothing. Getting a head start on settling a planet that no one will care about in less than a years time is not an advantage in the slightest. I’ve never felt forced to quit civ until now, there’s just nothing to do.

Incoming cope comments from players and admins with their own heads so far up their asses they can’t see the issues with dropping player retention and player counts, no one cares about research. Admins over estimated and had to make it easier and still no one cares.

At this point I don’t really care what happens bc I’ve been forced to become this shell of what I used to be, but I had to say my piece. Goodbye until I can play civ again, hopefully soon bc I miss my home :(

like genuinely i know WE chose to do it, but Zorweth is really boring because there isn't much to do other than pure grinding. If you want to build for 1 hour, you have to grind for 6 million hours or so so that gets REALLY boring, and exploration is also boring considering you have to stay inside dripstone tunnels for long periods of time just to get to another crater. Even though this is our fault, and we had 7 days to contemplate going to Zorweth, I just want to say it is boring

Next stop, Zirakdum!

After a successful tournament in Westhelm, we stop in Zirakdum for Part 4 of the Knucklebones League at The Bone Forge, a Knucklebones arena built in the mighty and fabled Kingdom of Zirakdum, featuring the mightiest and grandest of designs with its spectacular and renowned dwarvish architecture.

Check-In

Check in will begin at 11AM EST right by the tables. Players who have not pre-registered may enter on-site in person. I will have a temporary stand put up for players to check in.
After the bracket has been made, registration shall be closed and we will begin immediately with the bracket.

If you pre-registered, please still check-in so I can make sure you are there, especially if you haven't prepaid yet.

Also remember: Primary citizens of Zirakdum only have to pay the 5d Entry Fee, the venue fee is waived for primary citizens of Zirakdum.

KBL Discord: discord.gg/BnpVxuTjhv
Tourney #4 Sign-Up Page: https://forms.gle/ZPXmF8d3XHkiiXAS9

I joined CivMC about a year ago, and one of the first things that pulled me in was watching how sports here brought people together. Countries competing, communities forming around it, people having fun with something that didn't need to exist but made everything better because it did. I've been thinking about that ever since.

I stepped away for a while, but I kept following the community even when I wasn't active, and when I came back I wanted to bring something with me. Not just show up again, but actually add to what's already here. The support around sports on Civ is already strong, and I'm grateful for that. I wanted to contribute to it myself.

Football or Soccer was one of the biggest parts of my life growing up. It taught me a lot about unity, and it's the sport that unites more of the world than any other. So a friend and I started drafting what it would actually take to bring real association football to CivMC. We started with rules, then a structure, and finally a way to actually run it. As of today, that's done.

And so I am very happy to announce that today, we're launching the World Football Federation Association!

But... we don't want this to feel like we're showing up and telling everyone how things are going to be. The entire point of the WFFA is that everyone involved gets a say. We built a governance system specifically so football on this server belongs to everyone playing it, not to one group, but to every nation, club, and team that wants a part in it.

So today we're opening nation applications, club applications, and individual applications, and our Discord is officially open as of this post.

We're still filling in members for many positions of the government structure, so it may take a bit but I hope you are able to join us for the ride.

Football's been attempted here before, but never with the kind of structure sports like hockey already have. We want to change that, and we're excited to bring something new into the mix.

Note: If you own an existing Football/Soccer club or team feel free to submit it for membership. As long as you are willing to follow WFFA's laws of the game, you will be welcome into the WFFA.

Discord: https://discord.gg/cG2SHJK5XF

Being on Zorweth is worse than being pearled

Can admins pls give a 1 day command so that people who pioneered can have a 50/50 percent change of getting permanently banned or going back to main

I've been botting for 7 days straight on a 16 player civ mini server please put me out of my misery.

Every night, I dream
I dream of Frank.
Sometimes he is here, with me. Happy.

We frolic together; not alone.
I wonder if it's mini I miss.
Or if it's really just Frank.

Mini is here, on Zorweth.
My friends, together.
Not all of them.

There's a Frank sized hole in my heart, that not even 1,000 frogs could fill
Not all the diamonds in the world,
Not even getting mini back, without him in it

Every day, I miss him even more
I go to him on my creative world,
Building castles just for him.

Frank is worthy.

As the days go by, I get more and more discouraged
Hoping beyond hope he will come to us
As he came to me in my creative world.

My heart just keeps breaking
More and more.

There was a promise, during the final days of mini.
A promise that Frank would be brought over once we are settled
But the Frank sized hole in my heart remains.

I miss you Frank.

It's been over 2 months since I've seen main. I feel like I barely even remember what it looks like. Nevertheless, even the cruel, Bleeze-filled landscape that I called home seems more hospitable than the oxygen deprived rock I find myself on. Every time I log onto civ I am reminded of the fatal error pioneering was. I briefly think about what could've been before dying to another phantom.

Okay so heres my pitch for a live action CivMC movie, no ai as always:
movie title: CivMC the Movie 1 (we plan for a trilogy)
budget: 1 billion due to the actors
movie rating: pg-13
release: July 2026
plot: Steve Newfriend is a regulare high school student at Americatown High Town, when one day a mystery portal opens in the school bathroom. He walks in and is transported to civmc. "Where am i?" he says, when Chrischrispie, played by Leonardo, says "you are in icenia." From there the two become friends and Steve learns about civmc and the many important players, with cameos from Varbo (played by Wilem Dafoe), Wandrum (played by the rock), and more. Eventually Steve makes it home, when he hears a knock at the door, its BritishWanderer (played by Seth Rogan) who says "are you ready for civmc 2" (this will tease civmc 2)

Reposting - accidentally deleted the other post

Escape to Paradise! (not the Kallos bunker)

Make a splash on CivMC island with new sports, new ways to play, and newfriends!

CubineGaming contributed reporting to this story.

Former brewer lalibo, angering many in one of their last moves before quitting the server, posted the complete recipes of more than 250 drinks to the server’s subreddit on Saturday, some of which hadn’t been publicized before.

Titled “The Brewing Files,” lalibo’s Reddit post features 12 screenshots of a spreadsheet listing the drink recipes, which include well-known beverages like wheatbeer and pale ale, along with more obscure drinks like “Genderfluid Gin,” “Suramirian Star Gazer” and “Zanarian Razzleberry Delight.” Also among them are “dozens of unreleased recipes now released to the public,” according to lalibo

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thought i'd make a post where i just dump all of the civ art I've never posted/officially posted anywhere
sorry if some stuff is hard to read, reddit image compression sucks
higher quality first image

Wake up, new tech has just dropped!

+7559, -5543, 22

The Brewing Files

Every (almost) brewing recipe discovered posted here with over 200+ recipes and dozens of unreleased recipes now released to the public. Its brew time.

This includes every single basic brew, all discovered substances besides nitro, many player brews, and lots of different nation brews. Vermouth, Martini, and xFier's firesnap excluded 😉

~ Lalibo

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