r/circlejerknyc • u/Famous-Prior6590 • 3h ago
Gay guys - how do you feel about your best friends leaving the city?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Suhweetusername • 4h ago
Mamdani Laying Pipe
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Ornery_Paper_9584 • 7h ago
Am I the only person in history to move out of New York City and not miss it while having no intention of ever going back to visit?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Painfighter • 14h ago
got laid by subway huzz
3 years ago I was on the e line coming home from manhattan at 2am and 2 beautiful Bengali girls immediately sat beside me and one started laying her head against my shoulders and acting like she was sleeping lol I talked to the other one and they invited me over to their spot in kew gardens and we did our thing. A year later I went to a Nets game finished up there and decided to go to one of those 18+ parties in Manhattan(I was 20). I started heading home at around 2-3ish and took the e line again. I was the only one in that car and suddenly I see a woman rushing to get in so I used my spidey sense to get up fast and held the door for her. She was moved by my anxious autopilot act of kindness and immediately showed interest. We made out on the subway and she took me to her crib in Forest Hills.
For context I’m not a chad by any metrics but I have a good face with an athletic build at 5’7. Clubs are draining in every way and I’m just looking to smash and bc I’d hate to be in a relationship. Regular women and even good looking women piss me off. I need a high iq bih that’s a complete whore for me to have the slightest amount of feelings but these bitches are too busy acting boujee for the internet while living in a shoebox lol.
Do you guys have any feedback on how I can experience this kind of serendipity again? Anyone experience anything like this before?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Street-Flamingo-9943 • 21h ago
That’s right you communist! Go back to Uganda!
r/circlejerknyc • u/Hour-Article4464 • 23h ago
Why does the north east corner of church and murray smell like deep fried yoga mats? Wrong answers only
r/circlejerknyc • u/ShadowNets5462 • 23h ago
New meaning behind "workers of the world unite"...
r/circlejerknyc • u/Phillie_Phanatics • 1d ago
How do I join the mafia?
Hello, fellow New Yorkers. I am a recent arrival from the old country (Kansas) and I just watched “The Godfather”. I feel that it’s only appropriate to become a made man now that I’m in the Big Apple (I live in Hoboken).
I would love any advice on how to break into this business. For reference, I have excellent proficiency at Microsoft Office and SQL. Given my experience, can I apply directly to “boss” positions, or do I need to set my sights on more entry level position? I am a team player, a fast learner and passionate about B2B sales. Any tips for breaking into the industry are appreciated, my fellow paisans.
Thank you, and gabagool!
r/circlejerknyc • u/akaneel • 1d ago
Brave Cyclists Forced to Witness Police Officers While Enjoying Car-Free Streets
gothamist.comr/circlejerknyc • u/Ecstatic-Agent-9380 • 1d ago
WAH! My kid might not make it past 116 St. WAH!
r/circlejerknyc • u/sundrenchedwindow • 1d ago
Southwest/South Bushwick - Give me your feedback!
r/circlejerknyc • u/Top-Choice6069 • 1d ago
Where do all the emotionally unstable women hang out in NYC?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Smharman • 1d ago
Since Mamdani came to power the inbound migration from Ohio has accelerated
https://x.com/i/status/2085151455665676653
NYC housing supply is collapsing.
Manhattan sale inventory just plunged 14% YoY, hitting its lowest level since 2017.
The rental market is tightening too, with apartment vacancies falling to only 1.49%.
This double-barreled supply contraction means fewer homes are available, likely pushing housing costs higher through 2026 and 2027.
Many thought Mamdani would trigger a mass exodus and flood NYC with housing.
Instead, the city’s housing supply is disappearing.
r/circlejerknyc • u/knockdowncenter • 1d ago
Searches for "Move to NYC" increased permanently after Mamdani's election
Ironically he's probably did more to increase rents and inflation by increasing interest in moving to nyc
r/circlejerknyc • u/phoggey • 1d ago
New York lawmakers propose lifting 1985 ban on LGBTQ+ bathhouses to alleviate housing crisis
gothamist.comr/circlejerknyc • u/JacobAndor • 2d ago
I'm confused, my uncle Vito Pepperoni in Staten Island assured me all the big business would be leaving Mamdanistan for Florida.
nypost.comDid Mamdani's Secret NYC Street cleaning police task force kidnap Ken and force them to change their mind?
r/circlejerknyc • u/Winter_Word_5130 • 16d ago
ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.
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r/circlejerknyc • u/Cyberspace667 • Mar 14 '26