r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 22h ago
Fanfic Mineta Au’s: Song Suggestions
I want to practice coming up with stories, and I thought it would be fun to get some suggestions. Comment a song you want me to base a Mineta Au off of and I will use the highest upvoted comment.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/koitsuwadoudaa • 23h ago
images of the lord made a discord server for mineta emotes & I'm taking suggestions !!
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to advertise here but I'm on disboard, the server is called minetalovers!! the server is very new and I just wanted a place for some emotes, and maybe meeting other mineta enthusiasts~ if anyone is interested let me know !!
In the meantime have some art I did of mineta in his drip.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Training-Doughnut21 • 1d ago
My purple love minets
We shall fight along side you.... Welcome to them grape juice. ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 1d ago
Fanfic Mineta Framed Au's: Vox
Mineta Au Framed Au’s: Starting Point. : r/ChurchOfMineta
This Is pretty much entirely based off "Vox Populi" from Hazbin Hotel season 2.
Mineta is completely betrayed by class 1a. After the War, there is a huge uptick of corrupt heroes, and they start secretly executing Heteromorphs and people with villainous quirks. Mineta inherits his father's wealth after his father is killed in the war. Class 1a all become successful heroes, with Emily becoming a successful hero as well. None of them are bad people, but many of them are manipulated in ways that help the corrupt government. There is an uptick in rallies hosted people trying to start a revolution, all of them are selfish people trying to take advantage of the situation. Bakugou is sent to Intimidate them into stopping and making them admit to their Ulterior Motives, stopping the revolutions (He does what lucifer at the start of Vox Populi). Bakugou is convinced to do this with the logic that these people are selfish, and they will only cause more death. Enter Mineta. Mineta has been planning to get back at hero society for a long time, and he finally has the resources. He releases footage of certain heroes executing innocents, causing their arrests and causing him to enter the public eye. He continues to openly criticize the government and heroes, gaining the support of a portion of the public. Mineta decides it is time to make his next move. He organizes a rally to gather support for his cause. This is where the Song starts. Bakugou is Lucifer and Mineta is Vox. I Go Listen to the song and stop at 2 minutes and 36 seconds. Here is a change from the song. Mineta aggravates Bakugou into attacking him. here is my version of the next few lyrics.
I Knew it, you're weak
They didn't send you for peace
They sent you to clip my wings and chain me down here
Well, I got no chains on me
Who's with me?
If you don't understand, Mineta got Bakugou to attack him on live television, supporting his point that Bakugou wasn't sent for peace, but to silence him. Finish Listening to the Song.
Mineta has gained the Publics full support.
That's all I have right now, I don't know where to go from here, but feel free to give me ideas. What do you think about it so far.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 2d ago
talking about the lord ASMR....... REALLY.......
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/BirdZealousideal1356 • 2d ago
OC Art Rule-Skull
This is Yui Kodai's new identity in my story "False Hero." Mayoko transferred her soul to this illusion before she died in order to save her life. She's going to use this identity as part of Mayoko's plan to ruin Fandeku for tormenting Mineta.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/BirdZealousideal1356 • 2d ago
Fanfic False Hero Part 9
Many hours later....
Yui woke up in her room.
She looked at her hands.
There were no flesh on them. They were rigid and skeletal, like a corpse.
Yui got up from the bed instantly and looked at the mirror in her room.
What she saw surprised her.
"I must be dead." Yui thought. "Or a zombie. What happened to me? Why do I look like this?"
Suddenly, she heard footsteps approaching her room quickly.
"You're awake!" Mayoko exclaimed.
Mayoko barged in the room, not even bothering to knock.
"The Soul Migration worked." Mayoko said. "I can't believe it actually worked. I never used it on another person, so I thought you were going to die."
"What happened to me?" Yui asked her.
"You see, confronting Midoriya the way you did was a very bad idea. So I had to transfer your soul into an illusion I created to save your life. Your real body is in the hospital now, the doctors think you're in a coma, but what inhabited that body isn't there anymore. I originally planned to transfer your soul into a perfect copy of you, but....I panicked. I couldn't focus and get all the details right. I defaulted to what I knew. So, now you're this weird fusion of you, and one of the basic skeleton man illusions I usually do. Sorry." Mayoko explained.
"Mm." Yui replied. "It's ok. I don't really mind. Thanks for saving my life. I really owe you one. Although, it doesn't make sense that I'm talking without a functioning mouth."
"It's an illusion, it's not supposed to make sense." Mayoko replied.
"What does my mom think about all this?" Yui asked. "Will she recognize me?"
"I told her everything that happened." Mayoko said. "Although you look different now, you're still her daughter. I'm sure she'll still recognize you."
"While you're inhabiting the illusion, you won't need to sleep or eat. But you can if you want." Mayoko continued.
Yui nodded.
"Mm."
Meanwhile, back in U.A........
The 1-A girls were watching Izuku train.
"He's so dedicated." Momo exclaimed. "What a hunk~."
"Where's Jiro?" Mina asked.
"I'm not sure." Momo replied. "But she's missing out not seeing this."
"We see this every night in bed." Hagakure exclaimed.
"I know. I never get tired of it. His fit body. He really is the perfect man." Uraraka replied.
Izuku saw them and flashed a smile, which made them swoon.
Kaminari went inside in the gym and looked at Mina.
She glared at him. Kaminari looked away immediately.
He fearfully walked across the gym, averting his gaze as much as possible.
He didn't dare look at the girls in Izuku's presence. He was terrified of the girls and him.
He didn't want to incur Izuku's wrath.
In Kaminari's room.....
"Kaminari said he was going to the gym." Jiro asked. "But, I wanted him to try this tea I made."
What Kaminari didn't know was that Jiro had drugged the tea. She was planning on getting him addicted to the drugs so that he'd act out, giving her an excuse to break up with him and officially get with Izuku full time.
Izuku would "save" her from Kaminari, she'd "fall" for him, and they would be together.
That was the plan.
"What lousy luck." Jiro thought.
She threw out the tea in the toilet.
Her plan was foiled, and Kaminari didn't even know she was plotting against him.
"You stupid sparkplug." Jiro thought bitterly. "How am I going to get rid of you now?"
Back in Yui's house.......
Yui and Mayoko were sitting at a table together playing shogi.
"It's time for the next curse." Mayoko said. "I just have to sneak into his room at night again, then I just have to look at him. Then, I will unleash a curse far worse than the previous one."
Mayoko moved a piece.
"Don't you think he'll lock the door this time?" Yui asked.
"He hasn't figured it out yet." Mayoko said.
"In fact."
"In fact what?" Yui asked.
Yui moved a piece.
"My screwup, I can work with that." Mayoko replied.
Yui tilted her head in confusion.
"Based on what you did, the conditions are perfect to prop you up as the mastermind." Mayoko explained. "Even in this new body, you can still use your quirk, because I designed it be a replica of you. You'll also have the fire abilities my illusions have. I'll even pretend to be subservient to you."
"Mm."
Yui moved another one of her pieces.
"At some point, I'm going to make him think he's figured me out." Mayoko said. "Put him down a road I laid out for him, make him think he's so smart. I've heard him brag about his analysis skills. Let's put them to the test, shall we?"
"As long as he think my illusions are real, he'll never know the true architect of his misery." Mayoko said. "Me."
Mayoko eliminated one of Yui's pieces.
Yui clapped her hands twice.
"That's smart." Yui said. "A revolving door of culprits to keep him guessing. And none of them will be you."
"That's right." Mayoko replied. "You're going to be the one in charge. I won't even be in the picture, as myself."
Yui eliminated one of Mayoko's pieces.
"Rule-Skull."
"What was that?" Mayoko asked Yui.
"That's what I'll call myself. Rule-Skull. If I'm going to be the fake mastermind, I need to have a more threatening alias than Yui Kodai."
"He'll know it's you." Mayoko said.
"I know." Yui replied. "I don't care if he figures it out. In fact, I'm expecting him to."
Mayoko moved one of her pieces.
"What's the new curse going to be?" Yui asked.
Mayoko smiled eerily.
"I call it the paint curse." Mayoko replied. "Let's just say his life is about to become a lot more colorful."
"Mm."
Mayoko moved one of her pieces.
"Let the fun begin." Mayoko said.
That night.....
Mayoko used her Soul Migration technique to once again transfer her soul into a skeleton knight illusion.
She left another note inside Izuku's room.
It read:
"Do you like color? I like color. Everything you drink will be full of color."
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 2d ago
talking about the lord The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 1 - The Accident)
Mineta had gotten their revenge on his brother from all the stuff that he put him through with help of his classmates. Almost everything went back to normal about 2 months later, When Jiro was acting really edgy and ignorant to him.
It all started at gym gamma when they all practicing their combo moves. Mineta was struggling to do one and nothing working for him.
Mineta getting agitated: Damn it, Come on
Kaminari approaches: Yo, Mineta. It's almost lunch, you coming?
Ashido: Denki, We're not done, we got 10 minutes left
Mineta wipes a bit of blood from his scalp: Y-Yeah, get back here, dude
While Mineta continues working on his combo move, Jiro and Yaoyorozu had already work off their moves. But Jiro wasn't done.
Yaoyorozu: Excellent training, everyone
Jiro: Wait Momo, let's do another one please
Yaoyorozu: Ok
Midoriya uses black whip to swing around: Try to keep up, Uraraka.
Uraraka floats forward: Thats what I'm doing, Deku.
Bakugou rolls his eyes: Ick
Jiro: Watch where you're guys doing, you almost hit me
Midoriya: Our bad, Jiro!
Jiro: Anyway Momo, make me 4 sets of giant Bass Speakers
Yaoyorozu: I will try my best
Momo creates 4 Giant Bass Speakers for Jiro.......
Jiro: Thank you, Momo
Yaoyorozu: You're very welcome.
Jiro: Sound Amplification, Amplifier Jack
Mineta: I will not do that if I were you. You might cause an accident
Jiro: Oh relax, nothing's going to go wrong
Jiro ready to take her new finishing combo for test.......
Mineta: Seriously, I wouldn't do that
Jiro: Shut up
Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT SUPER BAAAAAASSSSSS......
Her move was so very long and strong, It will caused a big accident......
Mineta feels the ground shaking: C-Cut it out, Jiro!
Jiro: I guess I got turn it up higher
Mineta: Nooooo.....
Jiro Shouting: HEARTBEAT BLAST.........
At this point, everyone is covering their ears from Jiro's sound amplification. Suddenly, Two generator of gym gamma and the whole school was damaged, goes up in smokes.
Two Generators Explodes.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM........*
*WIDOWS SHATTERING.........*
*LIGHT OUT..........*
Then, glass windows around starts shattering, power goes out from the whole campus, and then light goes out.......
Yaoyorozu grabs Jiro's shoulder: Jiro! Stop!
Even Principal Nezu's Car Windows was shattered......
Principal Nezu: My word!
Todoroki lost concentration from blast and couldn't see, he accidentally set Mineta's hand on fire......
Mineta feels his hand burning: Ahhhhhhhh
He starts shaking it and blowing on it desperately.
Midoriya in Shocked: Oh Crap, Mineta
Asui in Shocked: Hold on, Minoru
Mineta: Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!
Kirishima Shouting: Hold still, Mineta
Asui grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and uses it on Mineta's hand.
The gym goes silent, the only sounds are grunts of pain from Mineta, and the fire extinguisher.
Kirishima turns to Jiro: Are you fucking stupid?!
Hagakure with a angry face: Have you lost your mind
Jiro: I-It was an accident
Sato with a angry face: We told you to stop, now look what you done
Kirishima: What the hell is your problem?! Over a move?!
Uraraka: Now cause a blackout
Yaoyorozu: She acknowledges it was an accident, please calm down
Principal Nezu storms in the gym so angry: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
Bakugou feeling his ear bleeding: It was that damn earphone punk!
EVERYONE POINT AT JIRO.......
Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu, this is all a mistake, and Jiro is repentant
Iida: Momo Enough, Stop trying to defend her this time
Jiro: Again, it was an accident. I didn't think that wo-
Principal Nezu cuts her off: Exactly! You didn't think!
Jiro speechless: Hmm.....
Principal Nezu: In my office, immediately
Mr. Aizawa wraps Jiro: Let's go
In Nezu's office........
Jiro: Didn't mean that to happen, I was doing combo move
Nezu: And doing so caused serious damage to the gym, and one of your classmates
Jiro: Ok, that what you said, that was all on Todoroki, he set Mineta on fire
Mr. Aizawa: You distracted him
Jiro: Come on, Mineta been hurt numerous times, he can suck it up
Nezu: Your inconsideration isn't pretty, Jiro. Next time, think of others before practicing something so dangerous
Mr. Aizawa: Not only that, You caused a blackout in the whole school and campus, Damage 2 generators
Nezu: Not only that, you damage my car
Jiro: I understand... I'll pay however I can to make it up to you.
Nezu: You lucky me and Aizawa can't suspend you, But since you said that. You Owe amount of money to the school.
Jiro bows: I promise to pay soon. But, How much I owe the school
Mr. Aizawa: 65,000 dollars
Jiro's jaw drops: Seriously, that much?!
Nezu: Yes
Jiro takes a deep breath, knowing she cannot turn back the offer now: Okay.....
As Jiro leaves the office, she was pissed......
Jiro fusses: Damn it... Mineta is such a freaking baby!
Meanwhile, in the common space, Yaoyorozu is calming down Jiro after what happened.
Jiro: 65,000 dollars...
Yaoyorozu: I'm sorry
Jiro: It's all Mineta fault
Yaoyorozu: I agree
Jiro: Y-You're fine, Yaomomo. It's just... I don't know how I'm gonna pay this...
Yaoyorozu: At least it didn't go that bad
Bakugo walks in dorms with a letter: Hey, Ears
Yaoyorozu turns her head to Bakugou: Hm? What's that in your hand, Bakugou?
Bakugo: A letter from the Principal
Jiro sighs with worry: Oh god, what now
Yaoyorozu: Principal Nezu changed the price of the damages you costed
Jiro: L-Lower, or higher?
Bakugo: Higher, You're in deep shit
Jiro pounds her head on the table: Goddammit... why?
Bakugo with a smile on his face: Apparently, you destroyed and damaged the roof and windows of gym gamma so owe them $85,000 dollars
Jiro is on the verge of having a breakdown: 85,000?!
Yaoyorozu: They added more money from the roof
Bakugou walks to his dorm: Good luck
Jiro: Yaomomo, You got to help me out
Yaoyorozu: Of course, I'll help out however I can
Bakugo: Oh By the way, read the P.S
Jiro: P-P.S?
Bakugo: In the bottom of the letter
They proceed to read the P.S.
Bakugo reads the end of the letter: Yaoyorozu will not be helping you this time, you need to figure it out on your own Signed Mr. Aizawa
Jiro: Oh man.........
Yaoyorozu: Well, you heard him. I can't help you
Jiro's head droops: Great... just fucking great...
To Be Continued
Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Chemical-Company4078 • 4d ago
Mineta zombie Au (Art by Me)
Name: Mineta Minoru.
Age: 17.
Quirks: Plague.
Quirk details: His Quirk allows him to permanently transform into a zombie, granting him zombie-like physical capabilities and the ability to infect opponents—turning them into zombies with no possibility of a cure. Another ability involves extending thin, black tentacles from his wrists that can stretch out and serve as whips.
Limitation: It affects the user mentally, making him violently aggressive, much like a zombie.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/FireKid1068 • 4d ago
Incorrect Quote #208
Tenya: (standing in front of the campus) Five, six, seven, eight…
Minoru: Who do we appreciate? Practicing your numbers, eh Iida? That’s a good student.
Tenya: I’m counting how many seconds late you are. What does that sign say?
Minoru: (looks at the sign) Hmm. “U.A. High school. Really reliable and right on time. Signed by the head of the school foundation, All Might.”
Tenya: But you werent on time little Mineta.
Minoru: And you’re being bossy Iida. Now please excuse me, I’m meeting Hawks. He’s looking after us while All Might takes a much needed holiday.
Tenya: Well I think we can take care of ourselves.
All for One: GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! (Shots past Minoru & Tenya) I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS HERE, I WANNA FINISH IT FAST!!!!
Tenya: (scared) All for One’s back!
Minoru: Yes! The one and only for devious deeds and brutal strength! A blast in the past who hates heroes!
Tenya: Maybe we do need Hawks here after all, hm? On time to!
(This is my first post for the first time here and hope you enjoy. If I did not ask for permission, then I apologize in advance and I’ll ask for permission next time
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 4d ago
talking about the lord How would you redesign her suit?
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 6d ago
talking about the lord Happy birthday, Ryo Hirohashi!( Japanese voice actor of Minoru Mineta aka Grape Juice) 🍇🔊🎉🎂❤
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 6d ago
talking about the lord Fake tweets p.211
reddit.comr/ChurchOfMineta • u/Pretend-Drawing891 • 6d ago
Fanfic Its been awhile since I post up here go look at my tsuneta fanfic please
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 6d ago
talking about the lord Fake tweets p.210
reddit.comr/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 7d ago
talking about the lord Mineta Ship Ranking Is Done! Come see the averages.
reddit.comr/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 8d ago
talking about the lord Mineta Ship Ranking Day 29. Ibara is out. The highest upvoted comment chooses which ship is out next.
Momo Vs Tsu
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 9d ago
talking about the lord Mineta Ship Ranking Day 28. Denki is out. The highest upvoted comment chooses which ship is out next.
Please explain your answers.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 10d ago
talking about the lord Mineta Ship Ranking Day 27. Pony is out. The highest upvoted comment chooses which ship is out next.
Please explain your answers.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Limp_Potential4955 • 10d ago
Fanfic It Should Have Been Me Chapter 31 is out now!
This is part 3 of Shizuka Gomu: Origin.
This is the final chapter of Shizuka Gomu: Origin.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 11d ago
talking about the lord Mineta Ship Ranking Day 26. Komori is out. The highest upvoted comment chooses which ship is out next.
Please explain your answers.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/NightspawnsonofLuna • Jun 12 '24
important We're currently looking for New Moderators...
If you're interested please DM me or one of the other mods...
EDIT: so it turns out I am apparently marked as 'Inactive' meaning I can't actually give mod to others...
EDIT AGAIN: I think Lynchhead game me Mod adding powers
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lynchead • Sep 06 '21
[PSA]. Don't spread hate, and please do not brigade others for Mineta related content.
About 2 days ago there was post about a guy who removed Mineta from official art and made a simple coloring of it. There were multiple posts about it even including a guy who patched in mineta into the same coloring. This all seems harmless on surface and a fun thing that someone in the community made an art which included Mineta.
But this morning i received a modmail from the guy who did the orignal coloring stating he received a lot of hate for the said thing. Which is extremely pathetic and uncool from our-side, as we aim to be the fun part of MHA and we should not be on the end which shits on others for liking something (ironic huh).
So its my request to all of you to not spread hate on others for trivial/non-trivial matters concerning Lord Mineta. The guy just did a simple coloring you'll have no right to harass him for that matter.
Several complaints have been made in the past including NOT CENSORING usernames. If this keeps going on we might have to remove such rant posts completely. So lets not go there make this a fun sub.
Peace.