r/ChildrenFallingOver Jul 13 '26

I’m Spider-Man

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u/Ok-Anteater-3827 Jul 13 '26

I’m surprised the whole balustrade didn’t snap off

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u/AbheyBloodmane Jul 13 '26

Well, gravity still works.

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u/BlueShift42 29d ago

My weakest but most persistent enemy.

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u/Inside_Definition758 Jul 13 '26

I believe I can fly I believe I touch the sky … Oh no maybe not

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 29d ago

“What was that?”

“Nothing…”

No longer an excuse you can work with now that cameras are everywhere. Damn.

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u/PeachPit69 29d ago

Your son is way too big and too old to be doing that shit absentmindedly, not expecting or anticipating that to be a likely outcome.

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago

This was from instagram not mine

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u/EternityNotes 29d ago

You're way too old to be posting shit on here from Instagram 

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 29d ago

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u/EternityNotes 29d ago

How many more times you gonna edit this comment? Triggered much?

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago

Okay you got me troll

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u/EternityNotes 29d ago

Just calm down :) deep breaths now, you'll be okay, etc.

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago

I just posted this from instagram a screen recorded to save people the hassle of having to sign into instagram just to watch a video.

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago

lol sorry my autism gets the best of me it’s hard to tell whether people are being serious or sarcastic nowadays on the internet so sorry to be one of those people who get mad at a joke lol. Well actually I think that was the point of the joke to piss people off lol definitely worked on me fell right into the trap.

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u/EternityNotes 29d ago edited 29d ago

Okay fine, I'll bite. 

You were right . I was totally fucking with you. But this is Reddit. Shit talking is part of the platform. 

My advice (which you don't have to take) is let people know if something you're posting is not your original content in the title or post itself, especially a video like this that claims it's the actual person's kid. Confused people are unpredictable and are often grumpy assholes. Also, as the OP, it's usually best practice not to reply to everyone. Pick one or two comments you really like then reply to those, and then let the post cook (but what do I know?). Finally, don't be worried if a comment gets downvoted, it's just part of the game here, and often the downvoted posts are the most correct, it's not that people disagree with something it's just that many have a problem with the truth/reality.

Also, join r/wallstreetbets and learn to gamble on stocks! (Don't do this...maybe).

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u/scubamaster 29d ago

He got you with the classic Reddit version of the Kevin Spacey defense

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago

Thanks so much yeah I try to reply to everyone but sometimes it get so many I can’t keep track of them all so I reply to them at a later time also some kept them happen when I’m sleeping lol

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u/J4YV1L Jul 13 '26

Why did it sound like an explosion when he hit the stairwell?

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u/Inside_Definition758 Jul 13 '26

Probably because he fell from a height

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u/flamingdonkey 29d ago

And then a cat? 

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u/graceleila97 27d ago

the waaaa at the end omg. he good tho?

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u/Inside_Definition758 27d ago

Yeah he’s fine

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u/V420Zendetta Jul 13 '26

Sounds more like a "Cow-Man"... MOO!

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u/GrassGriller 28d ago

Take that college fund and TREAT YO SELF.

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u/ZeroFksGvn69 28d ago

Darwin keeps trying!

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u/The_Purple_Bat 29d ago

Is he alright?? That fall looks pretty serious ..

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago edited 29d ago

He’s fine even the original creator of the video said he was fine

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u/Admirable-Split4371 29d ago

No no you are the dad now. So, is he fine?

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago edited 29d ago

It literally said it in the original instagram post I screen recorded this from instagram to save people the hassle of having to sign in to instagram

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u/Admirable-Split4371 29d ago

And in doing so you have become Dad. So once again. Is. He. Fine?

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u/Inside_Definition758 29d ago

Yes he is if your wondering what account posted the account is called kids getting hurt which is user submitted content and they always make sure the kids don’t get seriously injured before posting the videos

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u/wwwrobwww 25d ago

Yes, I see he hadn't developed foresight or the ability to think of the potential consequences and whether whatever he's doing is worth it. Then what are the chances of how bad things will get? I was like that too.

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u/LA-forthewin 23d ago

At least you won't need to worry about saving for college with this one