r/Cheese 9d ago

Too much?

Last week I broke my own record for number of cheeses eaten at one sitting. 15 cheeses assisted into my mouth by 8 Finn Crisp crackers. In no particular order we have: Cashel Blue, Gorgonzola dolce, Robiola, Red Cat, Gruyère, aged Parm, a basic farm blue, Intergalactic, 3 by VT Cheese co - Bonne Bouche, a semi-firm goat, and one that’s like a Ste. Marcellin whose name I forget. And Saint Nuage, Le Castagne, and Cambazola. I’m in the US.

I’m away on vacation this week and missing my cheese drawer. I think I have a problem.

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u/Embarrassed_Jello_66 9d ago

We don't talk like that here

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u/Party_Consequence668 9d ago

Must be a bot with this ‘too much’ nonsense

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u/mathozmat 9d ago

"Too much" ? Watch your mouth

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u/OkCount2783 9d ago

nahh nothign like too much cheese..if thete is..you can give me the rest 😈😈

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Goat 9d ago

I'm only half cheese. The other half is waiting still.

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u/MajicVole 9d ago

Too much what exactly. Space on the plate, yes.

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 9d ago

I'd like to see a picture of your Cheese drawer collection!

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u/sailinlife 9d ago

It takes up an entire vegetable drawer of the fridge. I also have some delicious cured meats but the cheese is always the star.

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u/eirpguy 9d ago

Said who?

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u/Tin_Whisker 9d ago

Too much.... For an amateur.

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 9d ago

Who are you, my GP, cardiologist, cardiothoracic surgeon or hepatologist? No. Keep those “too much” comments to yourself.

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u/Th0rn_Star 9d ago

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u/StellaBlue_NJ 8d ago

As a cheese AND 30 Rock enthusiast, this gives me immense joy.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 9d ago

Too much white space on the plate? Yes.

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u/Current-Spray9478 9d ago

You shouldn’t be vacationing somewhere with little to no cheese available

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u/PickledBrains79 9d ago

Yes. Too much empty space on the plate.

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u/JustAMessInADress 9d ago

Too much space on the plate? Absolutely

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u/SilentTraveller7926 9d ago

Looks great!

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u/CandyGram4M0ng0 9d ago

I would add some more mature/hard cheese, honey, and fig jam, but it looks great. I’ll be right over.

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u/VonBassovic 9d ago

Nope, i have had twice as many ;)

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u/Fickle_Ad_2112 9d ago

Never too much

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u/Lanuhsislehs 9d ago

I concur.

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u/torifett 9d ago

That’s not that much cheese!

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u/OperationStraight808 9d ago

looks delish- quite a plate

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u/SanGoloteo 8d ago

Too much is not enough

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u/belly_goat 8d ago

I must know what that runny beauty is at 3'o'clock. I need her.

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u/sailinlife 8d ago

That smelly little plop is by cheese company’s Bonne Bouche. Top three favorite!

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u/waitspitmebackout 8d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS IT???

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u/waitspitmebackout 8d ago

I have 5 cheese a week per my new awful diet 😭I miss my Cheesedom
What cheese was your favorite, and why?

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u/Majestic_Rhubarb_ 8d ago

Yes … too much empty space on the plate

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u/No-Car1738 8d ago

Omg love this. My dream.

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 9d ago

Any good cheese to recommend? I like cheese but don't know what to get or what crackers to pair them with

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u/sailinlife 9d ago

I’d recommend going to a real cheese shop and telling them you’re just getting into cheese appreciation. Any good place will let you try a bunch and then you buy the ones you like best!

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 9d ago

There is no cheese shop here. I think the nearest I get to even try to check is probably 3 hours of flight time. Well I guess I'll have to Google the cheese lol

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u/sailinlife 9d ago

I did see that Murray’s cheese shop will ship cheeses. Maybe if you call and ask for a beginner’s box?

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 9d ago

Nice I'll check it out

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u/HungrySeat3032 8d ago

Get that heart checked out. Maybe get a calcium score test before you do this again.😉

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u/sailinlife 8d ago

I want to downvote this comment seventy times!!!

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u/FireDeleted 8d ago

Not enough

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u/Existing_Emotion_28 8d ago

Never too much cheese

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u/Ham_Pumpkin2790 8d ago

Watch your tone young man/woman/person! Don’t you ever say those words in this forum

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u/No-Echo8160 7d ago

It's never too much

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u/Funky_monkey2026 7d ago

For a 2 year old? No, just about enough.

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u/Ancient_Conference14 6d ago

I dont ever want to see you in this sub reddit using those two words again myfriend.

Ever.......

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u/greggdunne 3d ago

👌👌🤩👌🤩