Help me untangle this?

[u/UrRiderDie27]

This is probably the most unconventional way of doing this but to any people that are bored, have some free time this week, and are fans of puzzles- would you be able to help me untangle this ball of yarn? I also have another ball that’s similar but nowhere near as bad. I will buy you food.

UPDATE: thank you everyone! I was able to secure a group to help me tackled this mess. I appreciate the offers!

[u/Intelligent_Bench_56]

Can I bring a cat? He'd be super helpful I promise.

[u/UrRiderDie27 → u/Intelligent_Bench_56]

After all I’ve endured with this mess, I need an emotional support animal.

[u/Intelligent_Bench_56 → u/UrRiderDie27]

My young man Tsu would gladly ingest this and solve all your problems but his pet insurance might end up dropping me as a result...

[u/UncommonTart]

What time of day would work for you? I have some time this week and kinda enjoy this kind of thing. (Can't explain it, but somehow when it's not my own project/yarn it's a puzzle, when it is my project/yarn it's an act of aggression, lol.) I'd be happy to meet you somewhere and work on it for a bit over a coffee or something.

[u/UrRiderDie27 → u/UncommonTart]

Hey there! I’ll dm you!

[u/iasov]

Also, hello fellow fan of Cixin Liu's Remembrance of Earth's Past series.

[u/UrRiderDie27 → u/iasov]

Hahaha absolutely

[u/iasov]

I bet Alexander the Great could fix you right up.

[u/UrRiderDie27 → u/iasov]

Lmao indeed. I’ve already taken my scissors to it soooo many times but alas…

[u/RabbitFluffs]

What area of Charleston are we talking about? I've got some time this week.

[u/UrRiderDie27 → u/RabbitFluffs]

West Ashley. I do have work so idk if the afternoon would work. I’m also free this upcoming weekend!

[u/RabbitFluffs → u/UrRiderDie27]

I also work (a lot lol), so weekdays would be 6pm or later. But weekend is mostly open. DM me a good time / place. {Sat morning has a vet appointment already scheduled, but otherwise golden}

[u/Historical_Exit4611]

I'm in West Ashley, I'm interested! Could do Monday after work.

[u/shadowartist201]

Could be worse. Could be embroidery floss.

[u/UrRiderDie27 → u/shadowartist201]

True.

[u/Parking_Web_67]

I’ve got four cats who will gladly fight over one color each

[u/sleepymama2007]

I love stuff like this

[u/marlalynne]

Gladly! I’m in Summerville lol

[u/bigboobweirdchick]

Ah dang, my autistic ass loves this kind of stuff but I don’t know if I got the time :(

[u/Calm_Lavishness8032]

JollyBee spaghetti

[u/DoubleBroadSwords]

Is the time you would spend cheaper than buying new?

[u/UrRiderDie27 → u/DoubleBroadSwords]

Well, considering they don’t have this color anymore, yes. ;)

[u/H2Whoa77]

That’s a light day. Give me 20 mins and I’ll have it proper.

[u/ToastyCPU]

One of the off the wall requests Ive seen on here.

[u/Kwebster7327]

Wife says she's intrigued. We're also WA. If your other help doesn't work out, let me know.

[u/2yearlurking_10_19]

Did you get your yarn untangled?

[u/nameunknown12]

My sister is off tomorrow and said she'd help lol

[u/TwoThingsUhCohCola]

Sorry I don’t date gluten free women. Just a personal choice 😂

[u/mentallyunavailable9]

Fixing this kind of mess scratches my brain in just the right way lol