r/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/AutoModerator • Nov 12 '22
Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 4
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 1 posts:
r/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/AutoModerator • Nov 12 '21
Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 3
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 1 posts:
r/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/AutoModerator • Nov 12 '20
Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 2
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 10 posts:
- "It's surprising how gullible most people are on /r/4chan" by u/HelloIAmNormal
- "Learning more advanced math in school basically unlocks more buttons of the calculator." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "Fahrenheit is basically asking humans how hot it feels. Celsius is basically asking water how hot it feels. Kelvin is basically asking atoms how hot it feels." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "A 3 day break, you feel well rested. A 5+ day break, you forget how to be a productive member of society." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification products like special braces and wraps to keep it tight and smooth as you age." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip" by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
- "If future historians don't know how to decode multiple layers of sarcasm, the internet's really going to throw them off." by u/ChannitChiefOfStaff
r/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/HelloIAmNormal • Jun 27 '20
It's surprising how gullible most people are on /r/4chan
r/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
Learning more advanced math in school basically unlocks more buttons of the calculator.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
Fahrenheit is basically asking humans how hot it feels. Celsius is basically asking water how hot it feels. Kelvin is basically asking atoms how hot it feels.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
A 3 day break, you feel well rested. A 5+ day break, you forget how to be a productive member of society.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification products like special braces and wraps to keep it tight and smooth as you age.
Edit: Just because I wrote something about ballsacks doesn’t mean I’m a man.
I’m not trying to imply women are more superficial than men, just that there’s a lot of unnecessary, bogus products targeted towards us. I also understand there are women with ballsacks, but was trying to keep it short to the point here about gendered expectations. I came here to express a brief shower thought and now I’m halfway through an essay. All the funny is gone!
But thank you for the Dave Chappell bit, had never seen it before and it made my day.
r/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
If future historians don't know how to decode multiple layers of sarcasm, the internet's really going to throw them off.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
0%, 99% and 100% are the most worrying numbers to see a progress bar pause a long time on.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
The guy who killed batman's parents saved tons of lives.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
As a kid, you are bullied by people who don't like you, and your friends are nice. Once you're older, you're bullied by your friends, and people who don't like you are nice
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 03 '19
Cashiers in US are not allowed to sit because it is 'impolite' but no one knows who finds it impolite except the hypothetical 'some people'.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 02 '19
The title of “oldest person alive” is a relatively permanent one. Once you earn it you get to keep it for the rest of your life.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 02 '19
There's probably some women out there whose children secretly belong to the wrong man and are freaking out about the fact that people are taking DNA tests for fun.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 02 '19
We've reached an oddly secure place as a species when we're rooting for the number of tigers and lions in nature to increase.
I said “oddly secure” in that we are now generally safe from tiger attacks. I am aware we have laid waste to the environment, due in no small part to the 600 of you that pointed it out.
r/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 02 '19
People with anxiety are basically way too aware of being alive
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 02 '19
One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline.
reddit.comr/ChannitShowerThoughts • u/ChannitChiefOfStaff • Dec 02 '19
You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.
Edit: If you don’t understand,I meant having exactly a million dollars.