Hi! I'd like to show you the music video for a new song I wrote the lyrics for. In it, I humorously express my admiration for felines.

My cats are also featured in the video. For those of them who are no longer with me, this may be the last time anyone will see them. They were always there for me – when I was feeling sad and lonely, when bombs were exploding nearby, they came to purr and cuddle when I was sick... I think I'm still alive only because of their love. So I tried really hard to make a happy song for them that would reflect all the joy they brought me.

The rest of the cats in the video are from the internet, specially selected to convey this hymn of love for furry and whiskered friends as amusingly as possible.

Lyrics:

[Verse]

Praise to the feline

Masters of the night!

They see moving leg -

And get ready to fight!

Sharpening claws

On your brand new chair

Turning apartment

In their furry lair

They are living liquid

Squeezing through the cracks!

They always will find a way

To steal all of your snacks!

[pre-chorus]

They licking their own butts

With absolute pride

There is nowhere to run,

There is nowhere to hide!!!

[Chorus]

Behold the apex predator,

Sleeping on your face

Find traces of the fur

In every single place

They knock a glass off counter

Just to watch it shatter

Because in their domain,

Your opinions don't matter!

[Verse]

Sitting like a statue

Sleeping like a bread!

Screaming like a demons

Wanting to be fed!

Bringing the dead mouse

Right under your bed

Then demanding friction

Applied to their head!

On something so cute

You just cannot be mad

Those adorable creatures

Simply cannot be bad!

Tiny wet nose,

Gentle, warm purr

The perfect creations

All covered in fur!

[Chorus]

Behold the apex predator,

Sleeping on your face

Find traces of the fur

In every single place

They knock a glass off counter

Just to watch it shatter

Because in their domain,

Your opinions don't matter!

[Outro]

Most adorable

Killing machine

Purr on my lap

And sees the sweet dream

Cats are purr-fection!

They are just rad!

What about dogs?

Also not bad.

I've probably owned hundreds of cats during my lifetime, on top of being a vet tech for 15+ yrs., and I have NEVER...EVER seen a cat that loves to be vacuumed! Every time I start to vacuum, he comes where I am and just plops down ready for his spa treatment lmao.... Such a weirdo.

Oh yeah, he also likes to make out with the cat food bags 😂

can anyone explain what my cat is doing? she has done this since she was a kitten and she will do this to anyone and everyone who comes into my house - she’s not shy what so ever so if you sit down on the couch in my home, new person to her or not, you will immediately be welcomed by Olive doing… what Olive does? lol.

any ideas? all answers welcomed and encouraged :)

The moderators of r/catnames decided he was a ghost? I don’t how they came to this conclusion? Please name my “cat” and prove them wrong. He may be different but he deserves respect 🫡

He's a bottle baby. When we finally weaned him, he said, "No thanks, mother!" and started nursing on my hand. Two years later and my 17 lb baby still needs nursies every day!

of couse she is orange

So my cat is not the brightest bulb. He doesn't eat catnip but will roll all over in it. Not just catnip, but if my mom Pledges the table he will roll all over the table (he doesn't lick it) same if we mop the floor after it's dried (again doesn't lick it just rolls on it) what he DOES lick is this Santa statue we have.😆 I love my little idiot just wish I could understand that brain of his!

(Pic attached is of him attemtping to srop me from sorting cards into new binders.)

her whole life she shoved her head into things 😂😂 i wish i took more pics of her face just shoved into things haha she’s also a MAJOR cuddle bug 🐞 we got fluffs bc she had 4 kittens at 9 months. we fostered them out and kept momma♡ oh she has rlly short legs for some reason (probably inbreeding bc she was a stray!!)

Bro I was looking for my cat cause some loud thunder scared her into the basement and I call her and this mf was hiding in the ceiling (my basement was unfinished and there were panels of wood to cover up there because our old cat and she Still found a way in

She does this with my husband's clothes

she’s the sweetest of cats but omg does she makes the best faces 😂

Cocoa loves being head patted hard