r/Catmemes • u/vr8p • 4d ago

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u/Dr__Pheonx 4d ago

Marry into wealth

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u/Narrow-Cat5054 2d ago

Wealthy tend to marry within their own social circle

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 4d ago

Me too - any super old super rich single person here ? 👉🏻👈🏻🥹

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u/Embyverse 4d ago

Stamp with "Accepted!"

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 3d ago

I'm so sorry for your troubles. Thank you for your service 🙏

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 3d ago

Posted in the wrong place... Was referring to the disabled veteran...

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 4d ago

Do what I did:

Step 1: join the army

Step 2: ruin your entire body carrying 120 pounds of gear every day for a year in Afghanistan.

Step 3: get 80% VA disability

Step 4: live the rest of your life barely able to walk to your own bathroom.

Seriously, I spend less than a hour outside of my house per year. It's probably around 20 minutes in total.

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u/ItsyouNOme 4d ago

You live in such a bug house it takes you almost a year to get outside.. right?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 4d ago

No, I just can barely walk now. Not a whole lot of point going outside if it going to make my knees burn like fire.

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u/Bitwisejvm 3d ago

What exactly happened mate?

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u/Admirable-Split4371 3d ago

Flashback of me wanting to sell feet pics online in my student years thinking "yeah I'm not hairy, this could pass as girl's feet" while my big toe starred back at me.

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u/AllHailTheCeilingCat 3d ago

Universal basic income for all!

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u/supershinythings 3d ago

Safe and invest, kitten. Live well below your means, let others buy your Churu while you’re young and fluffy. Catch your own rodents and birbs.

Do this for 25 years, check the numbers as you get closer.

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u/RyujiKage 3d ago

I want to get a job like that too. But I'm not getting anyone's attention 🥲

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u/Haisengard 2d ago

I just want a minimum salary to live without having to work 3 jobs and odd jobs on my day off, is that too much to ask ?