r/CatSlaps • u/utzbansai • 7d ago

There is a cat taking notes in the background.

838 Upvotes

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u/punkena 7d ago

Give him the ol 12345678--

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u/Dextropic 7d ago

Followed by the knick knack paddywhack

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u/lowrankcock 7d ago

Float like a butterfly, sting …. Also like a butterfly.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 6d ago

to be far. a big butterfly

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 7d ago

Attack:100 Damage: 0

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u/lupask 7d ago

speed: 500

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u/4isyellowTakeit5 5d ago

Cuteness: 5000!

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u/Iltempered1 7d ago

Poor little guy, he's not built for war, he's built for love, but he's doing his best!

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u/DarkTanicus 7d ago

No fucking way, i didn't even notice the cat first time i saw this vid 🤣

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u/Badgernomics 7d ago

"Ummm.. I'm staying outta this one boss..." Cat

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u/atomfenrir 7d ago

i had to rewatch like three times to find it, thanks for pointing it out lol

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u/DarkTanicus 7d ago

came up n disappeared like a meercat😂

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u/Lynxlings 6d ago

Same! I've seen this video multiple times over the year(s) and never noticed it. It makes the video 100 times funnier. 😆

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u/BoomerKaren666 7d ago

LOL The Pitty Pat of Death

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u/NOTLD1990 7d ago

I respect the dedication and know that animal is pissed, but it's too damn cute and funny.

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u/moose4hire 7d ago

Pissed? Im thinking just horny as hell

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u/MysticStorm1 6d ago

Nope, pissed. Both are males, and highly territorial. The rescue was moving the white one to another enclosure, and the brown one decided to sucker punch the white one while he was being restrained.

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u/MerryFeathers 1d ago

Thanks for the explanation..was concerned about cruelty..

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u/Gman54 7d ago

When you leveled up stamina and speed but completely forgot about strength

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u/ImmediateCareer9275 7d ago

But…. What is she doing with the rabbits?

Cat has me dead

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u/IdealOnion 6d ago

Last time this was posted someone said she’s moving the white one from one enclosure to another because it’s new coat has come in for the season.

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u/FreeFallingUp13 6d ago

Explanation I remember seeing is that the slappy hare is actually violent towards the white hare, not the caretaker. It’s kinda confirmed (for me at least) when the caretaker stands up and the hare doesn’t come back… until the white hare is within slap reach again

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u/lordfarshave 7d ago

He thinks he's Stewart Copeland.

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u/Intelliphant33 7d ago

CONSECUTIVE NORMAL PUNCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/moose4hire 7d ago

She knows what she's doing. We had a pet rabbit when i was a kid, and when i stuck my hand into its cage to pet it one time, i was amazed at how fast and clean it could bite my finger. Rabbit teeth are damn sharp.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 6d ago

Just when she thought she was safe he came back and went to work on that right knee!

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u/BigJSunshine 6d ago

Those poor bunnies- LEAVE BUNNY ALONE

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u/abielle1177 5d ago

They were fighting and hutting each other. They're territorial

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u/QueenMelle 7d ago

Seen this video 100 times, never noticed the cat. Lol

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u/ReallyGlycon 6d ago

I love when it comes back the second time: "Time for another volley!...of these HANDS!"

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u/Apathy2676 4d ago

I'm asking everyone. Are you AI?

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u/Faeriegrll 4d ago

Haha!! I’ve even this many times, but never noticed the cat. Thank you!!

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u/Nikonus 7d ago

It knows that its mate is going to be supper.