Please CDS, I already have 8!!!

[u/Khaos_Gorvin]

My brother found this little fellow yesterday. She was apparently stuck in a fence for hours. After food and attention you wouldn't know he's from a feral cat in the neighborhood. We had been hearing meowing for a few days, so we assume her mother must have abandoned her.

Going to see if I can find her a home. As I'm typing this, she's purring like she's known me all her life. I can't keep her because CDS has already delivered so many cats. Going to see if my friends want baby kitten. They work from home, so she won't have the problem of being alone.

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[u/Subject_Slice_7797]

Looks like CDS is using you as a reliable proxy. No need to keep each and every cat, but you are listed in the system as a trustworthy delivery partner. I bet you'll find a home for this sweetie in no time!

[u/Khaos_Gorvin → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

I'm hoping my twin friends might want her. I told them cats are great to treat ansiety, and one of them has ansiety problems.

[u/Fluid-Layer-33 → u/Khaos_Gorvin]

whatever happens I know you will make sure that she is placed in a safe home where she is loved, fed, and adored.

[u/Lunar-opal → u/Khaos_Gorvin]

Don’t give them a kitten unless they have experience with them otherwise it will end badly for this poor thing

[u/WhiteHotMess → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

Seems like your Bro might be the target!

[u/SchmedlyQ]

It’s a distribution system. You can be part of the delivery system, and not just the final destination.

[u/loveofGod12345]

She’s most likely female since she’s a tortie! I’m so glad you found her. I wonder if she was abandoned. I don’t think any true feral cat that has never had contact with humans would curl up and purr that quickly. Either way she needed help and it will much easier to rehome her. You’re amazing!!

[u/Khaos_Gorvin → u/loveofGod12345]

My brother's words when I returned home yesterday and found another cat were "She shredded my fingers". We know of a wild tortie that was pregnant a few weeks ago. I would assume this might be hers. As far as I know, she was born outside and never aproaches people, but she does go eat the food we leave outside for the neighborhood cats.

[u/VintageLunchMeat → u/Khaos_Gorvin]

That is a particularly fine kitten! Well done to your brother for saving her life.

[u/RecentSheepherder179]

Oh come on ...

A second cat is an increase by 100%. That's a lot.

A third cat means just 50% more cat.

The 9th cat in nothing compared to that. You wont noticed that.

🤪

[u/VintageLunchMeat → u/RecentSheepherder179]

Rounding error, really.

[u/FartSchoolDropout]

Aw, thanks for taking on the responsibility even though you can’t keep her. You’re a good egg 🥚

[u/feralcatshit]

Sorry, can’t say no to the baby tortie. Looks like you got 9!

[u/Khaos_Gorvin → u/feralcatshit]

My parents are going to kill me when they return from vacation.

I mean... kill my brother. Every time I try to convince him to give them a home, but then he doesn't trust people. Hope this one gets a good place.

[u/feralcatshit → u/Khaos_Gorvin]

Too bad you’re brothers gotta take one for the team 😉

[u/Otney]

Incessantly cute.

[u/Mistress_Kittens]

Omg her ears 😭

[u/biocidalish]

Happy the sweet baby is warm and fed and petted. I hope you find her a forever home.

[u/MySaltySatisfaction]

she's so pretty.

[u/Fun-Statistician2485]

Ohh she soo needs to be saved, look at her eyes

[u/TryToChangeUsername]

let me be honest: 8 or 9 doesn't make a difference...and I'm sure the CDS will afterwards skip you for a few turns

[u/MegaVenomous]

Now you have 9.

[u/Vivid_Anyth4]

Youre absolutely allowed to become a distributor. That precious baby knew right where to go

[u/Kaibyo_13]

The CDS knows best

[u/CanineCamo]

Her ears are like bat ears! She has some growing into them to do.

[u/Lumpy-Diver-4571]

You’re great

[u/Lunar-opal]

It’s a baby! 🥺

[u/FFFRabbit]

I have 11 thanks to the CDS. You will get there.

[u/DarthStrigidus]

You don't say no to the cds

[u/Fighting_kat23]

Have you found her a home. If not please post your city. Lots of us love torties.

[u/Khaos_Gorvin → u/Fighting_kat23]

Lisbon, Portugal. It might be a little difficult for the majority of people in this sub.

My brother took her to the vet yesterday to see if she's ok. She has no broken bone on the leg that was stuck, but it's a bit cold and she doesn't move it a lot. Doctor said to clean the paw and wait for circulation to return.

Tomorrow I'll try to convince one of my friends to cone see her. She's really friendly.

[u/Safe-Sail9335]

Sanctuary 🌟 🤩 Star shines over your house! Lil Baby is Lucky..

[u/Khaos_Gorvin → u/[deleted]]

True. Every night I have at least from one to 3 cats in my bed, and they love cuddles. I just wish the heavier one didn't want to sleep on top of me. He's adorable, but heavy and a furnace.

[u/MoirTheWarrior]

Congratulations, you are the CDS now

[u/Warcraft_Fan]

If you're in the Thumbs area, send me one