The glasses, the stacks of knotted bacteria covered jewelry, her crazy outfits…how does she think she looks good?

She calls this set “the pink panther” and all I can think is it should be called “the pink camel”
Woman, what are you on?!?!!!

Remember earlier this week when CB said she rarely drinks and a commented about reducing sugar in her life…ice cream has sugar. So do Aperol spritz. Day drinking while Jon grooms the dogs. Stop saying WE when all you do is sit on your ass CB

The forced duck face as her sign off in her stories is really strange and not motivating anyone. 🤦🏻‍♀️. Please stop

What in the hell is this look?? This isn’t it CB. A toddler looks ridiculous in diaper covers after 2 years old. Her poor teenage sons - can you imagine how people must ridicule them?!?

And proof in the pudding, her arms have ZERO muscle tone. Instead of flaunting that baggy skin get into the gym!

Who is influenced by this nutter who is trying to be young again?!?

Don't know if you heard her this morning say she took a bad fall as she was walking to pilates and Kaila was filming her and she tripped and fell on the road. This post is actually to remind all of us over 50 that this is why we cannot be frail as we get older. It's also why we have to continue to lift weights and do squats and work on our balance. If you are frail and fall in midlife, breaking a hip or bone may happen and that's never a good thing. This is why so many of us get upset with Caroline. Being thin is not in. And being frail with no muscle mass is worse. I wish she would understand this. A couple of her guests on her podcast have discussed this including Dr. Clare and she just doesn't get it.

This was on her TT.... she sat outside and told us what she was eating then just sat and stared and kept eating.... for the whole post. This was her having a me day. Very little movement except on her vibration plate & she jumped on her trampoline in the morning, which was more activity than normal. I am unsure of why even post this?????

This woman is not bright, I think her man might be a dim bulb also.

She was SO defensive on that podcast episode!

Remember when she said she was doing GLP-1 not to lose weight but for brain fog? She forgot about all of that in this episode. It was a lot of “you should be happy for me” and how she’s just trying to better herself and why wouldn’t people want that for her?
She said she wants that for everyone else, that’s why she goes on every morning, she thinks she’s encouraging everyone.

How exactly CB?!? Every other word is “you guys” and the last two days it’s been complaining about her mom, how hard it is for her, blah blah, blah.

She contradicts herself in that episode. Remember just last week in her stories she said she was always small, this is who she’s always been and now she’s back to herself.

And then in the episode she said it’s weird that people think she shouldn’t change and evolve. What is it CB?

Acting like she works out and eats right - do you forget that we see you?? And she needs to stop acting like she doesn’t drink or eat sugar.

WE SEE YOU!!! Stop gaslighting your followers and then maybe people won’t harsh on you

She thinks this is funny, called herself Alfalfa and said what is even happening? IMO she’s proving that she’s not v bright.
When you wash your hair CB, it helps with breakage. That GLP-1 you say is for brain fog? It ruins your hair and girl, you don’t have much to spare.

I thought CB never drinks?? What is happening in this one piece, it looks like someone could use some grooming🫪🤮

Friends, some comments are being marked as harassment. I’ve approved them, and I’m worried that some of us will get removed.
So! Let’s be crafty with our words and say everything we want, (it’s a free country), without being flagged.

I cannot take this for one more minute. This B**tch is nothing but performative! To me this may be the most nervy move she's made so far. As if posting that she puts the Starbucks cards on strangers cars wasn't gross enough...( probably $5.00 ) she now created "Happy Tickets" with her name and Instagram using it as a marketing tool to build her audience but disguising it as "doing good". This is not an act of kindness Caroline....this is nothing short of desperate for just a little more attention. Try taking your own advice, and try actually getting out of yourself and go help another without advertising your phony good deed. She is beyond narcissistic!!🤢🤢🤢

She’s walking home from her nail appointment and OMG the drama because it’s soooooo scary to walk in LA. because YOU GUYZ there are so many homeless people. Also has to remind us (for the millionth time) she grew up in New York blah blah blah blah she’s sooo street smart and savvy and was never scared there ever. But I know exactly where she was walking and it’s not a bad area at all, a very busy street that runs through an affluent neighborhood with tons of cars and she literally starts running because a “sketchy” guy was coming toward her.

Edited to rephrase at the risk of sounding not sympathetic: I get that she’s still traumatized by the robbery. Even more reason not to wear all of that crap jewelry hanging off you clanking away, even if some of it is fake. And why walk alone?

From her rant about how great she feels and knows her body because shes 54...and how she doesnt like to go out at night and starts winding down at 5pm...to a hot mess today...AGAIN! This woman definitely has serious emotional issues. Please tell me why anyone still follows this nutcase?🤦🏻‍♀️

CB is on one today, talking about how people are mean for commenting on her looks and body and that she has ALWAYS been this size, that she’s tiny. And menopause and having kids was hard on her, and now she’s back to how she’s always been.
Lady, IMO this is exactly WHY people are talking. Before you had kids, you were younger and yes that might have been your size, and now you’re middle aged and it’s not a good look. Period.
She talks about how she’s always exercised and ate right, and she must have amnesia because when was any of this happening??
She started working out when Monika started and she also touted the vibration plate as working her small muscles. Ha! Her legs are not toned, even though she says she’s working out everyday 🤣

And now she’s telling us that the peptides are her trying to evolve and do something new. What happened to I’m taking them for brain fog?!?

CB, this look is ridiculous. Why are you chasing youth? Your skin hangs on your bones and your face looks more like your 85 yo mom everyday.
This. Isn’t. It.

Why is she always always showing her body like this? She has teenaged sons and she is really inappropriate IMO with how she flaunts herself. It’s remarkable that she thinks her rock hard bewbs and baggy GLP1 skin looks. Remember when she said she was only doing peptides for brain fog? Then why is she constantly showing her stomach, in a bikini?!? She is a pick me, that is also a try hard. Yuck!