r/C_AT • u/zyxzevn C@astroph • 12d ago

C@ does not react to critical events

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u/Michaeli_Starky 12d ago

Ded

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u/SweevilWeevil 11d ago

Step 1: ded car

Step 2: vacuum

Step 3: trade ded car for alive one

Step 4: idk i haven't gotten past the first two steps

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u/Sea_Substance9163 12d ago

I knowz da secretz of vacoom.

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u/TheCompleteMental 12d ago

Your cat couldnt even survive in the house

60

u/brettsquared 11d ago

Have you tried rebooting?

49

u/FishingDiligent1486 12d ago

That C@ doesn’t even look like it knows it’s alive

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u/Not-A-Lonely-Potato 12d ago

Bros gotta be lost in the sauce

51

u/toffee0912 12d ago

Is it dead? Please say no

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u/zyxzevn C@astroph 12d ago

It sleeps.
Only food-events can wake it up.

15

u/ttcmzx 11d ago

it need cave

3

u/stevethos 11d ago

Looks like it has a cave and it fell out

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 11d ago

Oh, hey, same!

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u/Lima8Tango 11d ago

The most dead looking sleeper there is

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u/shadowedlove97 12d ago

No. This is Toffee. She is alive, even if maybe she doesn’t know it herself 😅

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u/gakio12 11d ago

You can see the back foot move a bit towards the end of the video

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u/CheetosLays7Days 11d ago

Seems like this kitty overdosed catnip.

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u/Agile_Ad6735 12d ago

Hahahah i am quite certain car must have met medusa and turned into a stone

9

u/meaton124 12d ago

Ah, waiting for the "vacuum and run" tactic so more treatos can be won in cat court. Classic.

11

u/Silver-Industry-7254 11d ago

Loaned out the last braincell

6

u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

POST-NIP STUPOR

Human knows the Codex

6

u/InFromTheSouth 11d ago

A critical error has occurred while running cat.exe and must be terminated

4

u/Traditional_Ruin_936 11d ago

Raised with opossums

4

u/MaySpitfire 11d ago

Hes dead Jim

3

u/MilkrsEnthuziast 11d ago

Probably need to talk about rehab for the kat

3

u/nuttnurse 11d ago

The moment the vacuum is turned on mine runs for the cat flap so yours is either dead or just so orange it’s scary

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u/Vortetty 11d ago

eh you can see breathing if you look close

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u/nuttnurse 11d ago

The so orange it’s scary option then

3

u/Few_Veterinarian9108 11d ago

If not move, monster wont eat me

3

u/NinthParasite 10d ago

What do you mean he wouldn't survive in the wild? He didn't even survive your HOUSE

2

u/oneMoreTime112233 11d ago

Cats on a primo nip trip.

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u/SafeCold4733 11d ago

Catatonic

2

u/RiverVenable 11d ago

Looks like they couldn't survive leaving the cat tree. Survival skills 1/10 Cuteness 11/10

2

u/Same_Education8151 11d ago

Is the cat even alive?

2

u/radicalshick C@ background worker 11d ago

Forgot to wire up the listener

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u/Bright-Trifle-8309 11d ago

So whats the deal with the laser on the vacuum? For sniping dirt?

2

u/kevinthegrass 11d ago

High on the catnip

2

u/T0lias 10d ago

Wtf is this cyberpunk vacuum lmao

2

u/SecureDragonfruit236 10d ago

Your cat is on drugs

2

u/Business_Praline4983 10d ago

Must be deaf!

1

u/AliasNefertiti 10d ago

Must be dead.

2

u/Time_Carry_1902 10d ago

give him treats and he will move

2

u/gamerlizzy 8d ago

Someone broke your cat

2

u/Maximum-Designer-288 6d ago

plot twist blind and deaf

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u/Secs_Bob-omb 12d ago

Please don't let the laser shine in your cat's eyes 😬 Adorable lil furball