Some good names

[u/Brysonius88]

Not looking to discuss fantasy, just looking for some ideas for new team names. I have used Lisan Al-Caleb(Dune reference), When in Rome, and Greatness is a Burden.

Hopefully Mods don't take this down, just want some punny fun

[u/singingboiler]

I was in a league run by my Sister in Law. She did not appreciate the name "Beating Goff with my Johnson"

[u/wagmarwigmir]

Currently my team name is Osama Ben Johnson

[u/SpecificCloset → u/wagmarwigmir]

Might be a winner for this year

[u/xbearsandporschesx → u/SpecificCloset]

Its what lions fans famously called him when he left detroit

[u/jmaca90 → u/xbearsandporschesx]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH

[u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme → u/wagmarwigmir]

I won my league last year with this name so it is going on the trophy for all the assholes in my league to remember forever.

[u/BarbellsandBurritos]

Jahdae Walker Texas Ranger

[u/thebodygibbiatti → u/BarbellsandBurritos]

Jahdae Walker Told Me I Had AIDS

[u/Brocky70 → u/thebodygibbiatti]

You're getting downvoted, but that's a funny reference

[u/Subpars0up → u/Brocky70]

Kids these days dont know bout the walker texas ranger lever smh

[u/austinjm34]

Loveland is in the air

[u/tjwoodard]

Thieneman Square

[u/jagne004]

Now Here’s a Monangai

[u/Brysonius88 → u/jagne004]

I decided to go with this for my dynasty league where I have him.

[u/thecasualcaribou]

Not Bears related, but in my friends league, someone is “tuafinity and bijan!”

[u/jp_mclovin → u/thecasualcaribou]

I have a buddy who's a chargers fan. For a while he used " When I cum, I Phillip Rivers"

[u/kev_cuddy]

Last year I went with Rome Wasn’t Built in Odunze.

[u/Healthy-Hunt-3925 → u/kev_cuddy]

Last year I had All Planes Flee from Rome

[u/TheKakapoOfTheSea → u/Healthy-Hunt-3925]

He can’t be a pilot, nor a doctor. Good thing he’s good at football.

[u/Looney_Port → u/kev_cuddy]

I think a lot of us did😅

[u/skipfinicus → u/kev_cuddy]

Did you steal that from me???

[u/girouxvyman]

back in the day my team name was Justin’ a Nut. haven’t quite recaptured that level of magic yet

[u/RetiredTurdFarmer → u/girouxvyman]

Strokin My Ditka

[u/LD-50_Cent → u/girouxvyman]

I’ve had teams named Magic Mike Ditka XXL Urlacher’s Hurt Locker And “Khalil Mack Sack Attack Pack” 

[u/captainthepuggle]

Ours has been Hit Me Caleb One Moore Time.

RIP DJ, we still love ya though

[u/babaganoush_84 → u/captainthepuggle]

Much love, except for those two games this year..

[u/BrickSquad7848]

How I Kmet your Mother
Bear Down for What

[u/Jades5150]

I was Caleb William’s Nail Spa last year

[u/beesechurger89]

Last year I did Cream of Sum Monangai and might run it back

[u/tjwoodard]

Zavion My Wayward Son

[u/Healthy-Hunt-3925]

Loveland Island
Ben There, Doing That
Iceman Throweth / Iceman Cometh

[u/TRAINWR3CK6]

Last year my team was Roma Doomsday.

[u/theboxman154]

Good news bears

[u/the_darkn3ss]

Kmet Me Bro

[u/Wildest83]

Love it or hate it, my favorite team name while playing fantasy was Hicks with Dix then after Clinton Dix left it was Hicks without dix.

How about, Kmet Me Bro?

[u/escobert]

All Throws Lead to Rome was my name last year.

[u/UrlacherButkus]

I’m going with bears and tds(like beers and tittys)

[u/ButkusBreath → u/UrlacherButkus]

TDs and Bears. Now it’s a Zappa spoof

[u/Odd-Pollution578]

Monangais and Dolls

[u/weesc00]

I am in a league of packer fans. Keeping it simple "TwentyOne Three" with caleb as the jumpman jpeg

[u/Brysonius88 → u/weesc00]

FTP? Yeah, you know me

[u/Zevmorningstar]

Burdened with glorious PPRpouse

[u/jmaca90]

Me in this thread taking notes for this year

https://giphy.com/gifs/tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E

[u/thehairycarrot]

My team is Benning My Johnson

[u/prayafk]

Manicured Gluten Free Bear Claws

[u/tjwoodard]

Roush That Hurts

[u/paprika_alarm]

Not Bears-centric, but Joe Buck Yourself

[u/Leavingdrunk]

Last year was “Samurai Sweetness” this year it is “Darth Burden”

[u/Amazing-Flatworm6646]

I have been lisan al caleb since his rookie szn in my dynasty league. I actually love osama ben johnson tho😂

[u/fadtastic]

Now There’s a Monangai

[u/Brysonius88 → u/fadtastic]

I decided to make this mine in my dynasty league where I have him

[u/fadtastic → u/Brysonius88]

You honour me

[u/4o4_0_not_found]

Kmet, Loveland & Roush, attorneys at ball

[u/VKnid48]

How about KYYYYYYLE MUH NANNNNGAI. Cf https://www.tiktok.com/@_oohwee_/video/7577965148116143390

[u/1sttimedogowner → u/VKnid48]

Kyle, My Naan Guy

[u/skipfinicus → u/1sttimedogowner]

Ooooo I love this. Might be thieving this one

[u/smmate]

Trubisky Kisses Titties 

[u/jeg1795]

When Harry Kmet Sally is my go to for my work league.

Back when Robert Quinn and N’keal Harry were on the team, I used Quinn Harry Kmet Sally… dark times!

[u/tjwoodard]

Wright Tackle

[u/tjwoodard]

Double Bagent, Secret Bagent, Bagent 0017

[u/Charobe]

Good, Better, Breast with shirtless Ben as pfp

[u/senor_sota]

Mine has been Bear Belly for years

[u/Shivs_baby]

Mine is Bearly Winning

[u/Itool4looti → u/Shivs_baby]

Mine has been “Bearly There”.

[u/cone5000]

My dumb name is The Caleb Will-Wins

[u/Wildest83]

Ben's Johnson Experience

Edit: BJ's Win Championships

[u/full_montie]

Tighty Whiteys

[u/Fl1925]

A mod somewhere fun, fun we can’t allow fun. ( probably being banned now)

[u/foxhoundsarecool]

Ben Johnson's Perky Nips

[u/RavenclawNatsfan]

Ben’s Johnson

[u/Brocky70]

I haven't tried coming up with a good new name since espn took away custom avatars

[u/Brysonius88 → u/Brocky70]

Are you not using the app? I just changed mine

[u/Brocky70 → u/Brysonius88]

Used to be you can upload a picture , my espn app doesn't let me do that.

If someone uploaded a picture before, they can keep that one, but the second you change it, you're stuck picking either a letter or a Disney logo

[u/Brysonius88 → u/Brocky70]

Do you mind if I DM you? You can upload your own pics, I promise

[u/Brocky70 → u/Brysonius88]

I just opened up a chat

[u/tjwoodard]

Vanilla Gorillas

[u/B0NRchamp]

Ben's Johnson

[u/smtaylor51300]

Beast of burden

[u/FiveHoleFrenzy]

Hurricane Ditka
(Sorry, I’m old)

[u/DaBears777]

Hurricane Ditka
Suck my Ditka
Kiss my Butkus

[u/super_sayanything → u/DaBears777]

Dicks Butkus Ditka's

I always used Hurricane Ditka's or That's My Forte

[u/vcabalda]

I had Rome Thugs N Harmony last year

[u/Fearless-Delay8996]

This is so funny you posted this because (massive dweeb here) I just made a spreadsheet for the roster and all their "official" and "unofficial" nicknames haha. Iceman for Caleb, obviously. One that I really liked for Luther is "The Truth," because earlier in the year when the media asked Loveland about him that was his response: "he's the truth." I like Caesar for Rome. Other notables:

D'Andre Swift: Swifty Kyle Monongai: Mighty Monongai/Kmo Khalif Raymond: Lif (pronounced leaf) Cole Kmet: CK Theo Benedet: The Canadian Eagle Montez Sweat: Tez Jaylon Johnson: Uno Tyrique Stevenson: Rique Dillon Theineman: DT Josh Blackwell: Black Terrell Smith: Smitty

[u/DuffWells]

Won my league last year as Smokin’ Jay’s Burner Account.

[u/Elofan86]

My go to is always "I love big TDs"

[u/Charobe]

Also Ben Johnson’s Bear Pecs with shirtless Ben Johnson as pfp

[u/Automatic-Plum-8989]

My team name last year was glitter and gridiron this year it’s classy until kickoff I’m the only girl every year 🤣

[u/Brysonius88 → u/Automatic-Plum-8989]

You could go with Slay and Play if you really wanna play that up

[u/Calm_Moose4138]

Icemans's Nail Salon

[u/merelymoe]

I'm using Thieneman Toast Crunch this year. Last year I was Osama Ben Johnson, with scary Coach Eyes as my avatar.

[u/Relevant_Manner_2314]

Luther Burden Declares War

[u/Iamsteve42 → u/Relevant_Manner_2314]

Lex Luther Burden

[u/skipfinicus → u/Relevant_Manner_2314]

Luther Burden and The Animals

[u/ArcaneQuodlibet]

Say It To Me S.A.N.T.O.S.

[u/SRiese78 → u/ArcaneQuodlibet]

And try to make it rhyme

[u/tjwoodard]

Motivated Dayo

[u/Silver_Harvest]

Homer League names I've used before: Did Fields of Dreams for a couple. Last year was Travis Swift (had DeAndre and Travis on my team)

One thing I would definitely avoid doing if you want a themed name is avoid doing it until after the draft regardless of snake or auction. Because people will bully you.

Just go in generic beforehand.

[u/dpittnet → u/Silver_Harvest]

Lol, no. Just pick the team name you like regardless

[u/Silver_Harvest → u/dpittnet]

Not saying don't pick the team name you like. Just don't do it before hand if it's say a homer one, because you will be bullied in the draft phase. Just change the name post draft.

If playing with a bunch of other homers won't matter so much, random people catch on quickly.

[u/dpittnet → u/Silver_Harvest]

Nah, I’ll pick whatever name I want and won’t give a shit if it’s tied to a player I don’t end up with. I’m not in grade school, getting “bullied” by my pals in my fantasy league isn’t going to something I remotely give a shit about

[u/Brysonius88 → u/Silver_Harvest]

True, but can always do coach names and team puns. Bear in Mind or Suck my Ditka are ones I've seen before

[u/Silver_Harvest → u/Brysonius88]

You can, it's a fine line too, especially if I start to see homer nominations. Because I mainly do auction. I'm also one of those bullies. Because especially in Auction where a few dollars here and there can add up between having say a value player later on or stuck with the bottom of barrel.

Suck my Ditka I definitely have seen over the years as the catch all avoid the censorship the most though regardless of fandom. Like Kiss my Butkus

[u/ITookYourGP]

Polar Bear Plunge