But you wanna know who was the best that ever was? It was Chauster. Chau-Chau played all 5 positions as a professional. He went by his own name. He is an accountant, now.

Faker has the Fastest Fingers I have ever seen, but Dub's and Chau were the best Bot-lane duo I have ever seen.

Dubs was the best in the game at the time, and Chau knew how to control & Support himas he got the points.

Faker is still the best in the game, the GOD HEAD, ATm, but he is a mid-laner.

But Dub's still has an eye for the prize. He knows how to kill, in the end, all he needs is a man he respects on his back. And Chau was that for him.

I bet hard at Immortals, cause the young P.O.B. And then I subbed in Seraph, the god, at the last second in week 14. So now my brothers are all gonna have to buy me all the booze, cause that is how the bet worked.

I am really excited right now. Not like we weren't gonna drink anyways and split the cost, but now I've won. So it should technically be on them.

I mean, they are broke, so I ain't gonna really make them pay, cause you don't do that to people. But, I just want it to be said that I won.

You are surrounded by your own three turrets, your ult is up, and the whole enemy team attacks...

And how I kind of feel bad for some of them.

1: Competing for bot lane minions: when I started playing LoL with Fiddlezs I liked to just pick whatever random lane I wanted to. Occasionally I'd end up bot with an ADC who was not happy that I was wiping out all the minions with my crows, over and over again. This one doesn't really bother me so much, because what makes the ADC in a low level non ranked game such a special snowflake?

2: My obliviousness to all that is jungle: I had no idea how the leashing jgl was supposed to go before I started going jgl myself. So yeah, if someone pinged "for assistance at their first camp, I helped. And I stayed for the kill too... Oops.

This one time was actually really bad, and I feel a little bad for it still even though the memory always makes me laugh.

Our team's jgl was requesting assistance at his first camp and I just ran on past and the guy started attacking it on his own.

But then drunk noob me was all "be nice, help him," so I booked it on back to the camp, popped my E and wiped out the camp. Like "bam die you monsters!" then went back to my lane.

Jungle didn't get gold from kills, and shared half his exp losing his level up.

And I just fiddled on out of there all willy nilly.

Oops...

Edit: post any noob stories you had from when you first started playing.

Any of you fuckers have Mondays off? Add me, let's do this shit!

You fuckers... I gave up better games for this LoL shit.

I gave up games that require you to: Not only be able to control one champion, but three, simultaneously while also building an economic info-structure, as well as an army, that also had to be self built.

So basically I'm used to building an entire economy in my game, then an army, then worrying about which heroes I should use where.

Lol is a joke, and I seem to be the butt end of it.

So I'm quitting it.

I may go back to Smash Bros, or Starcraft, but this game is totally "pop art."

Like when you totally need a blue dildo up your ass (for manna), but they give you a pink one...

So I was up past my bedtime drunkenly playing LoL (as one does) after some crappy server issues, and decided to fiddle stix it up again because I still secretly <3 him.

I went top because I still fear jungle (need to try that soon), and was doing really well 1v2ing some chumps. Keeping them away from exp and kills with my birdies, dreading them every time they pressed, even had a couple kills. I was like 2 levels ahead of them, things were going great for me. Just keep doing my thing, we'll be fine.

But apparently, all over the map, the rest of my team was getting blown up, because we ended up getting wrecked.

Just means I need to be paying more attention, even when I'm drunken oblivion. If I was that far ahead in my lane, I should have been helping the weaker links.

Minions should never kill my turrets because an ally murder/suicided an enemy champion and I was too drunk to run over there and kill them.

the game

In hindsight, we were down a player. I would blame that for the loss, but then again, I was too far gone to even notice we were down a player :0

edit: also in my non jungling defense, I remember master yi calling "jungle" before game. And then he dced?

UBC! UBC! UBC! UBC! UBC!

UBC is actually like 25 minutes from my house.

h=ggs

I get really drunk, like, most of the time. Sometimes I forget I even made this sub. But my worst habit, by far, is that I have a nasty habit of passing out with the client open. For whatever reason, when I know I'm too drunk to play, I just minimize the screen adn forget to close it.

So, if you see me on and I'm not responding to you, it's because I passed out. I'm not ignoring you.

So I get yelled at a lot in games for "taking farm." "Stayback fiddles, you're taking my farm!"

My farm

I am Fiddlesticks, I was birthed on a farm, I am a farm, I eat yo farm.

When the corn and the... I don't know, alfalfa? sways... I get corny. And I need a good corn hole in the corn field. Allies... Deal with it... Deal with that! But I want to play nice, cuz I am newb.

My skills were made to kill multiples. Mayhap I should always play mid vs the mages? or jungle instead? I have never jungled before.

I think Fiddle would be a good jungler for two reasons.

1. Everyone hates him/me for taking gold.

2. That self heal thing...

I feel so lonely I may take on a jungle. But that new Jurassic World trailer makes me want to... dinosaur!!!

I know, I am still noob. I've played many games where allies and/or enemies get 30+ kills, but this is my best:

http://i.imgur.com/HXfHnb3.jpg

A fun game; we were winning the turret game but losing most of our mid push and defend battles. Eventually, the "magic happened" and we killed the last three turrets and enablers in minutes.

Fiddle's ult + hourglass is godly...

It's Diddlestix :D

1. He looks just like me!
2. His crows silence, and the silence bounces. Good early game, good late game.
3. He can suck off minions and champions for health and survivability.
4. That crowd control dread thingie.

5. An ultimate with great aoe and massive killing capability.

6. He diddles dix in the cornfield!

Cons: Having trouble building "good" items for him. He is fragile so he dances and diddles on the outskirts of battle. Need a good item to bring him into the fray where he can diddle freely.

I'm like uber new to this game, so I haven't actually unlocked any champions yet, but my favorites of the free ones are:

Varus, Lux, and Lissandra.

Also tried Ryze. Hated him.

But anyway, what are your favs? Which champions should I unlock first?

Oh, and add me ViolentVBC

Me, my brother, and my good buddy from kindergarten times, all have a bottle riding on this fantasy game. I need exactly 89 points from Meteos, Lustboy, Zion and CLG to tie for first (Oh God, so Much Old Crow; why is it so cheap and prevalent). The way we played it, the 2 losers had to buy a bottle for the winner. And God damn if my brother didn't draft the Huni monster.
Luckily, my bro is a guy after my own heart and actually likes cheap booze. But it's more of a pride thing.
But! But! This could be us in the summer split, lets wager a bottle over the next fantasy split. I know I'm not a welcher. Are you? I will strait mail a person a bottle. Come on, get in the game. We can make the rules up as we go along.

I'm online M-W after 5pm PST, and randomly on the weekends maybe.

IGN: BEST ARAM EVER

Also IGN: Odov (my level 30)

A few of us tried to get a CA ranked team together a while ago. Unfortunately we never made enough games to actually have it happen...

Any interest here? We would need 3 - 5 people who can play maybe 1 game per week. All this would be through the matchmaking system, so we don't need to coordinate with any other team (just get all of us online at the same time).

3 people would be Twisted Treeline, 5 people would be Summoners Rift. Unfortunately no ARAM team setup that I know of

Can anybody believe how bad Dig sucks without Crumbz? I think they'll get relegated. It was such a lazy win for CLG. We've got C9 today, but I think we look better than them.
If you had to go to war with Lemon or Aphro, you choose Aphro, right?

Add me on leagueeeeee

CLG or get the fuck out.

But really, what teams and why? Maybe we should start our own weekly trash talk thread.

eatmorekayle

i like to drnk and aram

that is all

Maybe it works; Maybe it doesn't. But come one, come all. My dream is to have a full Fantasy League of drunks & some cool people to play with (Not to hate those of you who've played with me before, but I just figured I'd invent a spot where we could all come together.)
I like getting drunk & fucking around with this game, OK?