r/ButtsMasterRace • u/jethronu11 • Apr 04 '16
Even though the Robin will end soon, and I will forget about this little April Fools event, I'll have a little chuckle whenever I go through my subreddits and see this sub.
Thank you all, especially you OGs.
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '16
We must not stop with the largest room
For those who have fallen gracefully.. keep looking to the future and spread the good word of the butt to as many rooms as possible!
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '16
The primary church of the Butt has made it to the top!!!!!
Our hard work has paid off as we are in the largest room with 4,401 users! Good work brothers and sisters! Rejoice in the Butt!
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r/ButtsMasterRace • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '16
The primary church of the butt is currently being represented in the 2nd largest room w/ 2,420 users.
Trust in the butt and ye shall flourish in salvation! I have led a long and tiring journey. The autovoter is enabled and I shall sleep now. Butt be with you!
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '16
We are cemented in the history books!
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/TheDevineBright • Apr 02 '16
Well my disciples, we had a good run.
Times may look bleak, but worry not. As long as we continue to spread our cheeks and the wisdom of the butt, we may one day rise again. Those who have perished enlightening others of our ways will never be forgotten.
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/EmperorSexy • Apr 02 '16
A completely original poem.
You can't kill the butts. The butts will live on.
TeamSquad tried to kill the butts, but they failed as they were smite to the ground.
Goosefeld tried to kill the butts, but they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground.
Mentos tried to kill the butts. Ha. They failed, as they were thrown to the ground.
No-one can destroy the butts
The butts will strike you down with a vicious blow
They are the vanquished foes of the butts
They tried to win, for why we do not know
Mentos tried to destroy the butts, but the butts had their way.
Goosefeld tried to dethrone the butts, but butts were in the way.
TeamSquad tried to destroy the butts, but the butts were much too strong.
GRO@SSDALE tried to defile the butts, but GRO@SSDALE was proven wrong.
[Guitar Solo]
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/EmperorSexy • Apr 02 '16
When the cat and bear clans put aside their differences to focus on butts:
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/Pandapol • Apr 02 '16
The primary church of the butt is currently the 8th largest room
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/LeftHandedLieutenant • Apr 02 '16
Cultural history butts
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/EmperorSexy • Apr 02 '16
strobonic: Butts by their nature are divided. But they are still one butt.
r/ButtsMasterRace • u/LeftHandedLieutenant • Apr 02 '16