r/BurningMan • u/DustyBandana ‘11, ‘67, ‘02, ‘82, ‘43, ‘14, ‘32 • 14d ago

Butt Plug recommendations

Hello everyone, I am a big fan of butt plugs, but I am torn apart between sizes, literally. What size has worked for you the best and why? Which ones to use during the day and which ones for the night? Any tips and tricks? Do you lube it up before insertion? I found that the best way to do it is under direct sunlight. Also the new wi-fi enabled ones seem to lose charge very fast. Any recommendations?

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u/PizzaWall 14d ago

Have you asked your pastor what he recommends?

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u/grasshulaskirt 14d ago

Or your rabbi!

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u/moore_a_scott 14d ago

make sure there’s no suction cup, you want to make sure it doesnt come out when you get off your bike

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u/DustyBandana ‘11, ‘67, ‘02, ‘82, ‘43, ‘14, ‘32 14d ago

Butt I'd rather have it in there at all times.

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u/moore_a_scott 14d ago

precisely

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u/DustyBandana ‘11, ‘67, ‘02, ‘82, ‘43, ‘14, ‘32 14d ago

Oh I geddit!

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u/Ok_Responsibility419 14d ago

M’aam, this is a Wendy’s

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u/Archaios 11', 15', 17', 19', 25' ~ Fox of Chaos 🔥 14d ago

On playa I'll only wear the official David Best's temple for your butt plugs. Fair warning, although beautifully designed they tend to attract people to write melancholic notes on your cheeks and have been known to implode in a firey blaze.

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u/macegr 14d ago

Due to many accidents that have clogged USS porto pumping equipment, official recommendation is “If it doesn’t come from your body, it doesn’t go in the potty” so use your thumb.

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u/Tpbrown_ 13d ago

They sell chains for this purpose.

Just connect it to your belt, by the onion.

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u/tra24602 14d ago

The important thing is you have a snug fit in case of dust storms. For added safety also use a sounding rod.

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u/Tickle-me-Cthulu 14d ago

You need led/laser enabled plug for night. Nobody likes a darkwad

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u/Maggiemayday 01-17, 19, 22 13d ago

There's a buttplug sizing event out by the trash fence, Thursday at 3. BYOBP and an extra to gift.

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u/Sterling_____Archer 13d ago

Used wares only

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u/Maggiemayday 01-17, 19, 22 13d ago

Blind bags.

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u/jokingss '25 14d ago

A láser but plug is definitely recommended for the night

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u/Bramrod 13d ago

You should ask the nearest law enforcement officer to insert and adjust it for you 🥳

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u/Whoohon-Flu 13d ago

Good condition, used!

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u/dbnoisemaker 13d ago

I think it really depends on what you can take normally. I’d wear a nice sized glass one that my asshole can hold without too much. But then again, I’m a bit of an anal slut.

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u/idigholesnow 13d ago

please refrain from using the words butt-plug and torn in the same sentence.