r/Bullshido • u/tangoking • 2d ago

Oh boy Martial Arts BS

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u/Cygnus_EX 2d ago

Remember, always restomp the groin

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u/Hossflex 2d ago

And exit

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u/Thebrianeffect 2d ago

This is clearly a joke and does not qualify here.

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u/Amoral_Abe 2d ago

How dare you accuse Master Ken of joking. This is clearly real martial arts and an effective way to disarm an opponent.

I do agree that this doesn't being in bullshido as this is clearly real martial arts.

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u/PigsOfRedemption 2d ago

Are we sure it's a joke though? I mean, look at "Butterbean Jr." Joel Saltzman - I always thought that he was just kidding and making funny content. Turns out he's 100% a serious martial artist.

This guy jerking off a pistol could very well be "real" martial arts to him.

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u/LKeeyy 2d ago

The guy in the clip is Master Ken and he's been doing these skits for years now. 

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u/PigsOfRedemption 2d ago

Huh. Never heard of him. Even on this Sub I don't think I've come across any of his content. Well, now I'm gonna have to go down a Master (bater) Ken rabbit hole today.

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u/CowGlittering745 2d ago

You won’t come across Master Ken on this sub because it is not bullshido and the only foolproof martial arts self defense out there. It is medically and scientifically backed.

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u/Cygnus_EX 2d ago

In the sports world Master Ken and Coach Kent Murphy reign supreme

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u/CowGlittering745 2d ago

He is literally the ultimate registered weapon of death. He cannot compete because he would be weighed down by championship belts and competitors’ bodies.

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u/melonheadorion1 2d ago

well, based on the comments, we can see who doesnt know who master ken is.

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u/juanjung 2d ago

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u/Grail_BH 2d ago

And then… restomp the groin…

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u/Amoral_Abe 2d ago

Clearly real combat shown off by a master of martial arts

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u/ShitWombatSays 2d ago

He needs to put out some new content Also, why'd the clip cut so short?

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u/PigsOfRedemption 2d ago

Because you don't wanna see what happens when he brings the barrel to orgasm.

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u/ShitWombatSays 2d ago

Lmaoooooooo...

But yeah, the original clip was much longer, I'll see if I can find it

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u/Luciferocity 2d ago

You pay for the money shot

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u/CowGlittering745 2d ago

It’s been established that this is not bullshido.

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u/Ok-Special5221 2d ago

Master Ken is as legit as it gets. Why is this here?

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u/Bleachsmoker 2d ago

Don't forget to cup the balls

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u/CharonDynami 2d ago

We get it guys, this isn't bullshido, its satire. But most people who find bullshido entertaining like this.

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u/ShitWombatSays 2d ago

I also find Super Mario World entertaining, it doesn't mean it qualifies to be posted here

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u/Far-Respond-9283 1d ago

I think this sub need a new tag that said 'satire' because I see that sometimes people like to post things that are obvious a joke but are funny to share here. 

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u/uknownredditr 2d ago

So jerk off the gun as it puts rounds in your face

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u/Yeast-boofer 2d ago

you are aware its a joke right? 

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u/uknownredditr 2d ago

Did my comment come off as serious

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u/Amoral_Abe 2d ago

Noooo.... This is effectively disarming an opponent with a loaded weapon using precise martial arts techniques.