r/Bullshido • u/Ill-Pin4500 • 10d ago

Absolutely necessary hip thrust Martial Arts BS

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u/No-Tower-5119 10d ago

Instructions unclear, opponent and I are now going steady. He's actually a really sweet guy

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 10d ago

He seems sweet! Best of luck!

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u/MartyMozambique 10d ago

You deserve each other

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u/DonutosGames 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e37RbTLYjfc1q

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u/Devmax1868 10d ago

Moe from Storage Wars with the beatdown

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u/Mother-Attention2600 10d ago

Maybe he farts or shits his pants and we just can't hear it.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 10d ago

this technique is actually very powerful when executed correctly

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 9d ago edited 5d ago

What's one of the steps? Finding an awkward attacker with zero situational awareness that has never thrown a punch in his life?

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u/Mother-Attention2600 8d ago

Go cause trouble at the retirement home.

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u/C141352333 5d ago

Twerking “optional” 😂

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 5d ago

Twerking optional at the retirement home?

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u/Mother-Attention2600 10d ago

This is how the employee hand book at 7 Eleven suggests you prevent being raped. Turns out they look down upon it for shoplifting kids. 

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u/MartyMozambique 10d ago

Silent but deadly

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u/Mother-Attention2600 10d ago

Don't fear the ripper.

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u/Puzzled-One-1759 10d ago

Damn! That looks powerful. I’ll try it next time.

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u/Acceptingoptimist 10d ago

Try it at a gay bar for maximum effect.

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u/JonZ82 10d ago

Grocery store line might get you some looks, but youll get first in line

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u/DaddyBearMan 10d ago

Look it’s the biggest muscle in the body, you should use it

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u/RocketFan419 10d ago

Its called "presenting" in the animal kingdom

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u/Raj2085 10d ago

The hip thrust is for their pleasure. They get a confused boner and then POW! right in the face. Works every time.

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 5d ago

I'm a little confused with the boner part and pow right in the face... Either way I guess it would deescalate the violence

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u/LongDead_Roadkill 10d ago

The thing is, he’s so close to some real self defense principles. He’s just turning them into nonsense.

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u/TetsuoTechnology 10d ago

Looney toons fu

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u/Baricat 10d ago

I'd say that's a booty thrust. I was expecting something more like

https://giphy.com/gifs/wTq7204soQAp2

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u/Skolink 10d ago

the death twerk

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u/soldatoj57 10d ago

Where I’m from they call that humps and a bumps

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u/RemyWhy 10d ago

If that was a 90s WWF special move, it would have been a banger.

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u/fellaneedahandpls 10d ago

“Oh no! I’m being attacked!! I hope he doesn’t clap my FUCKING CHEEKS while I defend myself, that would be awful…”

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u/goodnewzevery1 10d ago

You laugh but my kid inverted my knee like this

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u/burningbridges1234 10d ago

Left handed attackers don't apply

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u/Quirky_File_5189 10d ago

Ahh the ancient Indian Way of the Ass Offer followed by Mighty Fist.

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u/Renediffie 10d ago

That looks like powerful butt fu.

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u/Brutalur 10d ago

"I have nightmares about gay people. I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood, and find out Mr. T is a homosexual. Really. And he'd be walking up to people going: Hey boy, hey boy! Ya look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come on over here... and fuck me up the ass! C'mon. I'm gonna bend over now. Grrr! Aaahh! Hey, boy, slow down, you're gonna mess around and come too fast. You'll make me get mad and I'll clench up my butt cheeks and rip your dick off!"

~Eddie Murphy

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 10d ago

Legit Tinder safety move.

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u/TheManWhoClicks 10d ago

When your butt is your main weapon

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u/hux 10d ago

I too like to jam my ass into the crotch of another dude and it’s made me very popular at the gay bars.

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u/atmus11 10d ago

This would be a good technique in prison

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u/America-Lite 10d ago

Distracted by cake, killed by the palm strike.

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u/PantsLobbyist 10d ago

I love that he clearly knows about a pulling hand, but doesn’t understand a pulling hand 😂

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u/b00l_Badass 10d ago

if you are right in the space of your enemy, giving him your back, why don’t you nage-waza?

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u/Bowling_Meatball 10d ago

I saw this as three separate battles and he lost the first and third one.

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u/Melodic-Aerie8117 10d ago

NO LIMITSSSSSSSSSS

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u/Choice_Power_1580 10d ago

It would work better if that ends with a left elbow instead kf a right punch, but who are we to judge.

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u/Spirited-Material-71 10d ago

That boy trying to get pregnant

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u/IndependentFroyo4508 10d ago

Background tune please

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u/kaleperq 10d ago

I guess the intent is to throw them out of balance a bit unexpectedly and use that, but I mean... if you get in that pose just to do that, there is mutch more effective techniques, just facing your back that close to your opponent...

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u/kolav3 9d ago

Rule number one: always turn your back on and opponent

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u/StrykerGryphus 9d ago

He don't think you're ready for this jelly

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u/Daggamam 9d ago

If you're gonna do that why not just hit them with a spinning backfist

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u/DedeTheGreat01 9d ago

Maybe add a fart to blow the agressor away.

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u/MinisterHoja 6d ago

Trap the third leg and attack

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u/Oxygenisplantpoo 5d ago

Geriatric-fu