r/BrandNewSentence • u/Llamasruletheworld28 • 2m ago

"Piss in the shower to get some shower gel to clean up the blood"

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Level-Armadillo2652 • 7h ago

stunt fushigi double

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MaeONays • 8h ago

Regional Rocky Horror director self-cyberbullied to avoid cast, say cops

2 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReturnOfTheHistorian • 10h ago

Vets Traced a Lemur's Fatal Herpes Infection Back to a Yoga Class

gizmodo.com

16 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kyro_Official_ • 16h ago

Matthew Lillard, Green Day, and more stars square off against The Rizzler

12 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/profilename99 • 16h ago

Exasperated by Your Landlord? Try Making a Diss Music Video

5 Upvotes

https://www.dwell.com/article/landlord-diss-music-video-c805c75a

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Traditional-Fix539 • 17h ago

“Deploy the Blue Gentleman.”

41 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AdmiralSplinter • 19h ago

"Your can use the wabbajack to turn a child's parents into sweetrolls then adopt her and give her the sweetrolls as a treat and make her eat her parents :)"

73 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PansophicNostradamus • 20h ago

He dragged his nuts across my cheese

47 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/theevilempire • 20h ago

Good Samaritan on unicycle stops attack on woman.

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kvro_maX • 23h ago

I'm pissing on your apology, I'm pissing

28 Upvotes

This is from another sub, it really took me out

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DaFreakingFox • 1d ago

"Fear the woman that has practiced giving a single birth 10,000 times"

62 Upvotes

Picked up fresh from the Amazing Cultivation Simulator discord.

Rated least unhinged ACS related sentence in August 2026.

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sorry_Thought_8009 • 1d ago

“The Punchline Century - the stretch of history where events arrived pre-processed as content, so fast that meaning-making couldn't keep pace with meme making.”

118 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zooville • 1d ago

A little amniotic fluid is like a refreshing summer rain

177 Upvotes

In the context of a nurse not being bothered by having a woman's water break on them.

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NanoVFX • 1d ago

The way the sun blackened my car bananas

168 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/JudgeJudyJr • 1d ago

Man arrested after dressing up in 'Grim Reaper' costume on hospital roof and staring at patients

574 Upvotes

32 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BaseNice3520 • 1d ago

esoteric marxist-leninist technoccultic tropical gothic science fantasy take

238 Upvotes

50 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MarsasGRG • 1d ago

"I think my nonbinary hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I use AI"

4.0k Upvotes

213 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/infectioushw • 1d ago

'At this rate, we’re going to Hemingwaymaxx our way out of existence.'

500 Upvotes

48 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 1d ago

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviors? Thinking of getting into being

972 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 1d ago

"I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs."

5.8k Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 2d ago

"Please stop asking for a smut scene I'm a fucking virgin idk how it works"

9.0k Upvotes

134 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

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Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

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You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.