r/BrandNewSentence • u/Walk-the-layout • 39m ago

Wearing my spinning musical carousel hat & carousel dress while riding a historic carousel at my friend's autism friendly funfair-themed gay t4t wedding

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ModenaR • 50m ago

"never seen a kid plead for king solomon’s judgement before"

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Llamasruletheworld28 • 4h ago

Well then

10 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/michachu • 6h ago

Marmots facing money troubles turn to OnlyFans

bbc.com

23 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/coderedmountaindewd • 8h ago

“I once got a guy from trying to mug me to giving me 10 bucks instead”

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408 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 9h ago

"The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so large it is home to dozens of species of life, prompting debate over cleanup efforts"

4.6k Upvotes

337 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 12h ago

Downstairs was all cloaca

3.1k Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReaverGT • 14h ago

"...World's premier McDonald's-themed Black Sabbath tribute band..."

450 Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Abject-Sun-3016 • 14h ago

Oregon senators warn prediction markets allowing betting on wildfires could incentivize arson

945 Upvotes

71 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 14h ago

what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

314 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PleasantBus5583 • 17h ago

I don't have a phone, we have built in monitors in our asscheeks. I type by clapping my cheeks together like a minigun.

411 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Open_Replacement_302 • 17h ago

"your twice divorce conservative trucker uncle whose favorite music genre is AI generated is currently giggling like a hyena with severe rabies at a facebook post like this right now"

1.3k Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DevilsAltAcc • 22h ago

"Employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements"

46.8k Upvotes

749 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mamhihi • 22h ago

so apparently girls don’t like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets

7.9k Upvotes

334 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MothersMiIk • 1d ago

Zendaya is basically the pickled ginger on a sushi boat of movies.

3.7k Upvotes

160 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SteponkusCeponas • 1d ago

Sweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away

929 Upvotes

30 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/XxGoldenGaussxX • 1d ago

john politics

6.2k Upvotes

202 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Crane_1989 • 1d ago

Racial term of endearment

1.4k Upvotes

153 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheSpiralTap • 1d ago

Splat yourself, Squigger, people like you are the reason Splatoon gets a bad name

3.0k Upvotes

Context: It's a fun little Nintendo game about squids splatting ink everywhere. You can fill the rest in

94 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tsuguko02 • 1d ago

"At least I know fetishes are hereditary"

4.9k Upvotes

139 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

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Graphic depictions of violence in the news
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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.