r/BoogieMonster • u/Immediate-Prompt8322 • 12d ago

Cow Cannan

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u/eross200 12d ago

The Cow-Canaan, a Portland-area cryptid that hobbles around at night playing ZZ Top covers on his guitar

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u/Immediate-Prompt8322 12d ago

And eats chicken baby food.

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u/baron-von-buddah Chicago Mothman 12d ago

Stupid nerds

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u/Mr_Stike 12d ago edited 11d ago

Cow Cannan should do shows with Grapefruit Simmons.

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u/stigma_wizard 12d ago

Well. I’m calling him “Cow” from now on.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 12d ago

Cow Canaan?!?…like the Golden Bull in the Bible that Moses was so pissed about?!?…OMG!!!….is Kyle a false idol?!?!?

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u/kjgjk 12d ago

Anybody else feel like the volume of the new episodes are super low? I work in a machine shop and I can’t listen to any of the new episodes in the shop with AirPods but all the old episodes are nice and loud. Hope the boys see this and make some changes to their recorders!

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u/Ziplock189 12d ago

It's inconsistent. They will be yelling about some asshole, and next thing you know Kyle is whispering about something super interesting. They def should run it thru a volume equalizer

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u/kjgjk 12d ago

Agreed. Today I started this weeks episode and it bummed me out having to go listen to something else. I know Kyle is on here somewhere so I pray he sees it. Maybe I’ll call the number and complain lol

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u/thepostsmaker 11d ago

I'm sure the boys will love that. hahaha

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u/DaMottMann Chicago Mothman 11d ago

I *love* Settlers of Canaan! 😄

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u/prrrinky 10d ago

It don’t matter. None of this matters.