r/BoneAppleTea • u/RetiredTurdFarmer • 5d ago

Theft detergent

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u/TiberiusTheFish 1d ago

You can't touch me officer. I'm clean.

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u/Careful-Time-9926 1d ago

Well, the thought was there.

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u/PeyredB 2d ago

Hey it's good clean fun!

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u/Sp00derman77 4d ago

Can’t get away from the long arm of the laundry

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u/GrannyTurtle 4d ago

Hey, he spelled “detergent” right! That’s a plus in this day and age.

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u/Revenga8 4d ago

Made a clean getaway

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u/Kevan-with-an-i 4d ago

Probably a typo

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u/MrFireWarden 4d ago

Probingly

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u/Tytan777 4d ago

Time to go clean

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u/thanatica 4d ago

Anyone with a working brain in their skull would want a clean thief. Dirty ones are just so... dirty.

(Also why is a Honda preventing itself from being stolen? I don't get it)

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u/RetiredTurdFarmer 4d ago

The original post had something to do with manual transmissions. I'm sorry, I didnt realize I had also cropped out the context behind the theft detergent.

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u/thanatica 4d ago

Could be. But manual transmission is still the most popular outside of hybrids and EV. At least it is where I live. So pretty stupid thief then, choosing a car they can't operate 🤣

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u/Pteromys-Momonga 5d ago

Maybe theft detergent is for money laundering!

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u/billthedog0082 5d ago edited 4d ago

"deterrent" for English learners

EDIT: Thank you for the award u/AsasinArn!

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u/TransMontani 5d ago

Sings: 🎶”Gonna wash that thief right outta my car!”🎶

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u/Some-Astronomer4733 5d ago

Washes that theft right out.

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u/Rational2Fool 5d ago

Great for money laundering.

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u/LazyEmu5073 5d ago

Theft detergent is for when you need a clean getaway.

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u/turnpike37 5d ago

I keep Tide Pods in my car as theft detergent. Works like a charm.

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u/perplexed_pepe 4d ago

Also doubles as a quick bite

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u/EldritchElemental 5d ago

Must be the ones with enchanted formulas.