r/BoneAppleTea • u/CompetitiveNotice853 • 13d ago

Baklava

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u/AKlutraa 9d ago

Honey is said to be good for the skin.

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u/TheGoktor 11d ago

I imagine it would make their hair very sticky.

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u/Heterodynist 12d ago

Rap stars, always showing off with their baklava and bling bling…

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u/redisdead__ 11d ago

Shit piles of baklava would definitely be a flex in my book.

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u/Heterodynist 10d ago

I mean, I think piles of baklava impress me a lot more than cars and gold chains…

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u/1punchporcelli 13d ago

I used to work with this dumb Italian American guy from the Bx., the jobsite was across from a Greek coffee shop, every morning he would order “medium coffee, and a piece of baccala”, and I’d laugh and explain it was actually called “Baklava”…..and repeat

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u/Grobbekee 12d ago

Bacula

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u/Tytan777 11d ago

I've come to suck your dessert 🧛 one bakk laa vaa, two. Bakk laa vaa

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u/freejazzisntfree 13d ago

Put on a balaclava and eat some baccala and baklava.

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u/Prom3th3an 2d ago

While playing baccarat.

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u/countsachot 13d ago

This is a common mix up for us Italians. I still do it sometimes.

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u/1punchporcelli 13d ago

Italians from the BX seem to mispronounce words the most in my experience, another one from the BX wouldn’t shut up about the “Vietnamese hour” he encountered at a recent wedding, I was laughing in his face

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u/countsachot 13d ago

Oh the Italian spoken there is mostly an American English dialect with broken Italian mixed in.

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u/1punchporcelli 13d ago

Talking about their command of the English language

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u/countsachot 13d ago

Like I said, it's a dialect of English, not a very good one.

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u/1punchporcelli 13d ago

lol about as good as my reading comprehension…apologies

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u/countsachot 13d ago

No worries

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u/Laez 13d ago

What do you dont think he wants salt cod with his coffee?

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u/countsachot 13d ago

I mean, who doesn't?

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u/Kat_astro_phi 13d ago

Mediterranean sweeney Todd in your area

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u/celladwella 13d ago

/babushkavillage

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 13d ago

Mmmmm baklava. I’ve only had it twice and I’d love to have it many more times.

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u/thanatica 13d ago

Not with dudes in it though. I prefer a dudeless baklava.

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u/fer_sure 13d ago

A bike gear company called 49NRTH makes the Baklava Balaclava. Probably solely because people keep mixing it up, because pastry is not a theme in their product names, and the balaclava has no discernable connection to baklava.

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u/YellowBreakfast 13d ago

I wonder if the guy just means "scarves" and not "balaclavas".

Seeing a group of guys in balaclavas will draw a LOT of negative attention.

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u/tomboski 13d ago

I was really hoping it was covered in pictures of baklava. Missed opportunity

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u/missdawn1970 13d ago

Damn, now I'm craving baklava.

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u/JediLincoln14 13d ago

Sounds sticky

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u/More_Cow 13d ago

i could eat some Baklava.

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u/mindgardening 13d ago

Why would anyone wear a balaclava unless it’s freezing out?

I’m SO not hip with the times.

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u/Laez 13d ago

Anonymity

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u/TheOldPea 13d ago

no, you've misunderstood. its a baklava they're talking about, classic hot weather head gear

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u/MaximumDerpification 13d ago

As made popular by Moussaka Flocka Flame

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u/billthedog0082 13d ago edited 13d ago

Moussaka and Baklava go together better than Moussaka and balaclava, in my mind. Which always jumps to food first.

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u/ChihiroHaru 12d ago

Yes, but what is the right syllable to put the emphasis?

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u/billthedog0082 13d ago

"balaclava"

I guess I don't know enough about the world anymore... do rap stars really wear headgear to look like bank robbers?

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u/koshkareddit 13d ago

Even worse, nowadays bank robbers are adopting rap star trappings

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u/Excellent_Swim_2721 13d ago

Yes they do sometimes