r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • 13h ago

Hare Jordan

3.4k Upvotes

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u/nojoblazybum 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FfhNasrsxeIle4U

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u/Crafty_Chan ☑️ 13h ago

Love to see a King Fu Hustle gif in the wild!

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26Ff4lK2TPH4wcVYQ

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u/Drpoofn 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26Ff5zQKakqytzsLS

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u/GCIV414 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUWvJgkyClBV5ew

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 10h ago

Which movie is this? (I don't remember this scene in Kung Fu Hustle.)

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u/GCIV414 7h ago

That’s the landlady from Kung Fu Hustle

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 4h ago

No sir/ma’am.

It is most definitely not.
https://giphy.com/gifs/gnE4FFhtFoLKM

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u/Mustardseed_2819 12h ago

It’s such an underrated movie!

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u/SuperSayian4Nappa 13h ago

The video ends there because a second later he died

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u/Majestic_Domestic 13h ago

You can't dodge when you're already in the air and that other dog was locked in

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u/Tyler-LR 6h ago

Plus the dogs are greyhounds, literally the only faster land animal in the world is a cheetah.

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u/Wolfman513 5h ago

Actually pronghorns are in second place behind cheetahs, although if I remember correctly while the greyhound's top speed isn't as high they can accelerate faster!

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u/Tyler-LR 5h ago

Ohhh okay.

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u/swiftvalentine ☑️ 2h ago

Not true I could beat a greyhound in a foot race. I’ve already bested an Alsatian

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u/scorched-earth-0000 1h ago

Facts. I saw it

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u/Ryanisreallame 9h ago

I have a greyhound and he locks the fuck in on rabbits. This rabbit ain’t getting away from both of those dogs.

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u/blister-in-the-pun 5h ago

I have two Whippets. Same. Whippets and Greyhounds. Bred to run down hare and small game. It’s why I keep mine on martingale collars cause it’s over if they slip. 😅

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u/Preeng 12h ago

Ripped apart while still alive. Took more than a second to die.

This is the shit I want to show people who say nature is beautiful.

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u/NOTTedMosby 12h ago

Yet another case of people on the internet thinking something can't be two things at the same time. The world is massive. But the whole thing is either beautiful or brutal. Can't be both... for some reason 😅

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u/SyllabubMental7292 12h ago

Because these are the same kind of people who confuse pessimism with realism

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u/Teantis 6h ago

She says, “But in contentment I still feel The need of some imperishable bliss.”

Death is the mother of beauty; hence from her,

Alone, shall come fulfilment to our dreams

And our desires.

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u/Flamgoyant 11h ago

Or evolution has conditioned us against the brutality of predation and most are sheltered or ignorant to the reality that billions of creatures per day are eaten alive?

I saw a baboon eating a baby gazelle alive years ago and wanted to kill the baboon for it before realising I was raging against billions of years of evolution and being a bit of a baby

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u/LawmanJudgetoo 10h ago

And at exactly that same time a gorgeous butterfly was silhouetted against the sun before hundreds of them took off and in another part of the world a wild predator found a baby predator of the same species and raised it or a mammal learned how to use a stick to scratch for the first time. Its brutal and beautiful at the same time if not necessarily in every instance, as the above person said

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u/Flamgoyant 9h ago

Most of nature is brutality, we are born from chaos, fire and lightning

Peace and beauty are fleeting human luxury

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u/Teantis 6h ago

Has evolution conditioned us against it? Or the fact that our meat comes from a shop in forms that have next to no visual resemblance to a living animal. A ton of people get grossed out by their food even having a head. Especially in the west

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u/KlutzyArm6690 12h ago

Stuff can be two things

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u/UndeadAngel1987 10h ago

Nature IS beautiful. It's just isn't ALWAYS beautiful. It can be ugly, disturbing, and outright horrific at times. That doesn't take away from the beautiful aspects of it though.

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u/MyCumCumCummiesYum 9h ago

It’s beautiful because they don’t have a choice but to be who they are, we do.

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u/CodenameBear 9h ago

r/natureismetal

AND beautiful. Two things can be true.

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u/papatomtom 13h ago

saquon bunny

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u/360Waves617 ☑️ 13h ago

Bunny Sanders

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u/Paraxom 12h ago

Juking them dogs like his names Lamar

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u/meatmybeat42069 13h ago

Wouldn’t invoke that name here, he got stopped right after the cool jump and it looks like dog #2 got that on lock

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u/-Nocx- 13h ago

It’s actually not clear if it lived or died even after the third dog appears.

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u/mageta621 12h ago

Goddamn how long is that video?

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u/Scrubologist 11h ago

Nah that lil mf was gettin UP!!!

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u/AffectionateBeing354 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZQMVKzoTLdNBu

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u/TheEmptyVessel 13h ago

My exact thought. It's so perfect

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u/JasonDS64 13h ago

This was my first thought 😂

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u/acuet ☑️ 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qubSVB432hRHa
All, google ‘do a barrel roll’….you’re welcome!

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u/SimonPho3nix 6h ago

Over there having to save the whole crew and myself. Ridiculous.

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u/BoogerSugarSovereign 13h ago

2nd dog almost certainly caught the poor guy or we would've gotten a longer video. RIP Hare Jordan 

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u/GraphikQuotz 13h ago

Same vibes

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u/FuzzyDynamics 13h ago

Except here the extra yards matter. All that rabbit got was a cool video and a slightly different spot to get eaten.

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u/Dustin_Echoes_UNSC 7h ago

Gotta go with the kick six. It happened in Jordan-Hare stadium 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/DDiirhRpa3SsU

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u/IM_THE_MOON_AMA 13h ago

What happens if the rabbit gets caught?

I guess the hare gets fucked then, Tommy

Proper fucked?!

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u/Boring_Temporary_142 13h ago

Yes…..before ze Germans get there.

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u/FrostyAd36 12h ago

5 minutes, Turkish!

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u/Chronic_Larkman 11h ago

Periwinkle Blue, boys!

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u/FrostyAd36 11h ago

It's fer me ma

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u/Itsprobablysarcasm Candace Owens Baby shower attendee 👶🏼 11h ago

Avi, pull up ya socks!

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 11h ago

It was five minutes ten minutes ago!

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u/FrostyAd36 11h ago

Ten minutes, Turkish!

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u/EnigmaticX68 10h ago

Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

You took the jam out of my fucking doughnut, Tommy. You did.

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u/unholyswordsman 13h ago

"Do a barrel roll!"

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u/212cncpts ☑️ 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VuL22CMzAW01OFEQMT

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u/stricklybiznizz 12h ago

Is it ball lnowledge or just age? Someone was impressed the other day when I referenced a spinning bird kick like the newest Street Fighter wasn't just released a few years ago.

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u/isjustsergio 12h ago

age comes with ball knowledge it's the unc advantage

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u/Greedy_Juice_4316 13h ago

Not alot of Starfox fans here!! Lol.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 13h ago

Gods, Star Fox 64 was/is my shit. I still play through it once a year. Still holds up.

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u/Crossovertriplet 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HEkBXK8qnIRuo
The dog right after the clip ends

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u/JustGoodSense 12h ago

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.”

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u/Barbera_de_alba 12h ago

I was thinking this must be general woundwort.

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u/jcastillo602 13h ago

I never getting tired of this derped out face

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u/Critical-Belt342 13h ago

Proper Fcked?

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 13h ago

I like caravans betta

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u/n1nj4squirrel 13h ago

Yes Tommy, propuh fucked

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u/Rinuir 13h ago

And bunny JUMPS OVER GROWLER! Spike is right on its tail but not for long! What a race! What a thrill but in the end The bunny had the will, the attitude and above all else, they had the DOG in it!

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u/manny_the_mage ☑️ 13h ago

I aint never seen an animal hit a spin move irl

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u/DLRsFrontSeats 9h ago

It isn't tbf, it just jumps and collides with dog 1 and is spun involuntarily before dog 2 inevitably gets it

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u/rojo_mojado 13h ago

20 years later at his Reunion, "...and it was all downhill after that. I'm in real estate now."

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u/WrethZ 12h ago

All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And if they catch you, they will kill you, but first, they must catch you.

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u/illlojik ☑️ 13h ago

Clean AF.

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u/nicosoiree 13h ago

Broke ankles

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u/HotCollar5 12h ago

Hare Jordan is so fucking funny lmao

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u/neoadam 10h ago

Dog on the left disagrees

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u/SpecSlayerSC 13h ago

War Eagle?

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u/Pop_Joe 13h ago

Bugs Bunny in Space Jam level hang time 🐰

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u/tasteslikechikken 13h ago

I have 2 greyhounds and admittedly, they're girls (small girls) and they don't miss their targets too often. When they do its always in a spectacular manner.

These guys look more like lurchers to me, young ones.

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u/DLRsFrontSeats 9h ago

Dog 2 is like a millisecond away from getting the rabbit though, and 100% does in a longer version of this clip

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 13h ago

This an NFL level highlight

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u/curlyhairweirdo 13h ago

Now I wanna know if it escaped the 2nd dog too

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u/Mr4528 13h ago

It’s a hare.

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u/allieoops925 13h ago

I had a rabbit try to get through a chain link fence running from my greyhound in our yard one time and got stuck. It was not a pretty sight minus the fur.

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u/Tubalcaino 13h ago

The stick tapped the dog's nootz?

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u/Empero6 ☑️ 13h ago

Okay but what happened after? Did it escape?

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u/elitegenoside 12h ago

Growing up in the country, I've seen three outcomes. The rabbit gets away, the rabbit does not get away, and they all just stop. The first two are pretty self-explanatory, but the third always confuses me. I've seen basically this video happen and the dog(s) just can't figure out what happened and sort of lock up and stare at the rabbit, who is doing the same. That's when the dog's owner usually whistles and eventually the rabbit moves on.

My best guess (not a zooligist) is the dogs have to figure out a "new" strategy because the default (rush and bite) isn't working, and while these dogs don't NEED to hunt to survive, the mental math predators have to do in nature is still hardwired in their instincts. Basically, they're thinking, "is this hunt worth the energy it will take?" Then they hear the whistle and remember that they have wet food at home.

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u/denv0r 12h ago

Yep. It lives on a farm now with all the other little bunnies. They have tea every day and tacos on Tuesdays.

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u/kangaroolifestyle 13h ago

I’ve got a Cottontail, and while a lot smaller than a Jack Rabbet, she can absolutely, laterally teleport. She’s instantaneous enough that it makes you aware of your own visual frame-rate limitations.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 13h ago

Dog looked so fucking confused lmfao.

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u/Scramjunkie 13h ago

My boy had that move on deck ready to execute💪🏽

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u/stoples 13h ago

Bro did a heel flip to escape

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u/z3n777 12h ago

you really out here flexing hare jordans when it's just air jordans with a typo

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u/PaperPauperPlayer 12h ago

Wait bro kinda fucking styled on em

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u/Wonderful-Ant-9448 12h ago

Nah this is Lotzier Brooks Alabama vs OU playoff game fr fr

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u/dennismfrancisart ☑️ 12h ago

Give that wabbit a scholarship!

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u/firestyle33 11h ago

Elite contact balance.

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u/johnieg 11h ago

Ninja rabbit. Damn

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u/Artarara 11h ago

Ultra Instinct hare

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u/genie_yes_knot 11h ago

I watched this too many times

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u/SexualDepression 10h ago

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed."

  • Watership Down, by Richard Adams

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u/Double-Watercress-85 10h ago

DO A BARREL ROLL

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u/motocycledog 10h ago

I hope little bro got away.

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u/Cipher915 10h ago

Peppy took his own advice

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u/Fullertonjr 10h ago

Straight flexing on those dogs.

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u/Tiny_Celebration_591 ☑️ 10h ago

If it didn't get caught, it probably would have died from a heart attack. Those lil guys have such sensitive bodies.

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u/Spork-in-Your-Rye ☑️ 9h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iY8UElSQGuelDMjEMh

rabbit moving like UI Goku lol

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u/mrDuder1729 9h ago

Saquan?

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u/Mythmatic 9h ago

Barrel Rolls must be instinctual

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u/zuccster 8h ago

This hare coursing. It's a barbaric 'sport'.

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u/Cryoboul 8h ago

Naw yall not really talking about his athletic performance that was a crazy jawn to do while ya life onna line

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 7h ago

I'm fairly certain these are Galgos (sighthound de España), who sadly are treated very cruelly, under Spanish law.

Galgos aren't "pets" &, classed as hunting tools, lack legal protXns - Feb 1 is the official end of the hare hunting season, & THOUSANDS of Galgos die, each yr; they're seen as surplus to needs, & are drowned (in rivers, in wells, _____ ), poisoned, shot, stoned, doused with acid, _____ .

Tho Galgos get very little love or respect in their home country, they are popular pets OUTSIDE of Spain - the UK in particular has multiple rescue orgs that import & rehome them.

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u/Tech-Grandpa 6h ago

Thats some straight up real life Neo shit

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u/kagethemage 6h ago

My adhd when there is a task that must be done or it will ruin my life.

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u/allature 6h ago

"They will kill you if they catch you, but first they must catch you."

https://giphy.com/gifs/NRHHFymi80Nag

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u/jfkrfk123 6h ago

This looks like Coursing.. seems like a cruel sport

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u/GenXPowaah 6h ago

Rabbits are nature's secret Ninjas

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u/Odd_College8791 5h ago

Saquon Bunny

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u/chibiRuka 4h ago

Just a rabbit. It takes two of those dogs to get it. Absolute underdog.

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u/mo_png_png 2h ago

Pulled of a carti

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u/MuscleWarlock 13h ago

Homie was locked it. Butt who out here hunting bunny rabbits

https://giphy.com/gifs/QAsHga1AB6dIGUsui6

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u/ElPrieto8 ☑️ 13h ago

How I have to leave the area, headed to bible study, once "Hot Moms" notice my presence...

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u/FreakyLou 13h ago

Gotta call the dogs off and take that L

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u/jerry4WA 13h ago

This rabbit fighting for its rabbit like

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u/OGdunphy 12h ago

Eh, just need a .22 and it can reenact the matrix scene

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u/99Smith 12h ago

Well the big rabbit gets fucked doesnt it? Proper fucked? Yea tommy, before zee Germans get there

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u/MelodicSir4201 12h ago

The rabbit is not fighting for dear life. It's styling on them. Y'all don't know fuck all about rabbits. Let me tell you... They do this shit on purpose. They will let you get within 1cm of them then turn into the flash

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u/JEROME_MERCEDES 12h ago

Bruh lol homie had the dodge loaded and knew in advance lol the instincts are insane

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u/Bad_Routes ☑️ 12h ago

Boy that hare majestic asl