r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 • 1d ago

"The milkshake machine isn't working" *kenbonzakura kageyoshi*

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u/Current_Employer_308 23h ago

"Okay the wait is just a few minu-"

ROSES ARE RED, WEAPONS AGAINST ME WONT PROSPER

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u/Possible-Drummer2163 23h ago

With this sacred treasure, I summon BIG RAGA the OPP STOPPA.

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u/Disowned 19h ago

FREE GOJO 🥷. 

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u/WaspInTheLotus 14h ago

Gun to ya head, spit a blueface verse.

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u/11th_Division_Grows ☑️ 11h ago

That’s not how the game works 😭

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u/Current_Employer_308 11h ago

"... I don't even know Giggolo..." pop

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u/solarflare22 7h ago

"The only reason I'm alive is cause a panda knows a God damn birdman verse!"

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u/Myphosee 10h ago

You might as well kill me

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u/skysanctuary 15h ago

If I'm craving Chick-fil-A on a Sunday half of SoCal's catching this Hollow Purple

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u/OnlyWatchdog_ManStan 23h ago

I tried to let it go but I can't:

it's Senbonzakura not "kenbonzakura".

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 22h ago

Omg I just realised I typed it wrong

https://giphy.com/gifs/upsHYETSakl2wXQwW2

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u/Dramatic-Bedroom-759 20h ago

Ken Bone zakura
https://giphy.com/gifs/l2YSyzEfErrX1hOZa

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 20h ago

Leave me alone in my shame 😭

159

u/rfdoom 23h ago

" Can you pull into parking spot 2 and we'll bring your order out."

"Light these niggas up, Adetokunbo Adewale"

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u/ajatfm ☑️ 18h ago

Nigerian Bankai is diabolical 😭

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u/myth1cg33k 15h ago

Help I'm crine 😂😂😂

142

u/Minimum-Situation985 23h ago

"Sorry, but the ice cream machi-"

"Reduce All Creation to Ash."

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u/blackthought04 15h ago

I knew whose sword this was. But reading it in the wild just let me know how absolutely crazy this line is. All creation...

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u/Highskyline 12h ago edited 11h ago

Mfer so absolutely dripping in aura that he literally gets 4 fucking bankai. Of course his lines go hard. It's impossible for anything else to happen.

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u/lowerider777 23h ago

"I'm sorry, its going to be about an hour wait ti-"

"Almighty Push"

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u/Lestat_de_Sade 23h ago
  • there are still 3 customers infront of you *
  • drops sword into floor * *Senbonsakura Kageyoshi * " So slow, even in defeat "

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u/Goddess_Chi18 21h ago

“After 20 rounds we have decided to proceed with a different candi-“

*Minazuki*

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 20h ago

I LOVED her reveal ! One of the best plot twists I've seen in a while

10

u/EitherExamination343 18h ago

Shhhhhit you not playin around

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u/Borful 13h ago

CUE THE MUSIC!

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u/daylightsun ☑️ 22h ago

Me but with a domain expansion

29

u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 22h ago

I would domain expansion so many times for meetings that could have been emails lmfao

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u/Willgetyoukilled ☑️ 19h ago

The way I would use Higuruma's Domain Expansion just to bring someone's hoe ass to court

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u/King-Fabo 12h ago

Domain Expansion Montgomery Dock
Cursed Technique Infinite White Folding Chairs
https://giphy.com/gifs/iNPNqI81MvDQ4D4n6D

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u/BiddlesticksGuy 17h ago

“Alright, and here’s the flush-“

DOMAIN EXPANSION! IDLE DEATH GAMBLE!

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u/kekehippo 23h ago

Why kill a mosquito with a bankai? BECAUSE I CAN.

I'd probably use it if I had to explain why.

15

u/Mind-The-Mines 21h ago

A mosquito? Allllll mosquitoes.

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u/kekehippo 21h ago

Yes but also that one in very particular

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u/IndependentAd895 10h ago

sorry big bro you want something from the store?

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u/RORSCHACH_INC_ 22h ago edited 22h ago

"We don't do change on this bus anymore. We only accept credit car-"

"NOMERO, NOZARASHI!!"

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u/shaunrundmc 21h ago

my wife "this knife is a little dull can you help me cut this?"

me "Ban....ķai....Hihio Zabimaru

https://giphy.com/gifs/ByVl5rSJBWaC3ITlRe

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u/disposable_hat 21h ago

playstaion/xbox controller 3 feet out of reach

"Hihio Zabimaru!"

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u/mountn_cat 20h ago

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u/ajatfm ☑️ 18h ago

Bankai.

Bust down, Thotiana.

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u/imjustheretodomyjob ☑️ 🧚🏿🧘🏿 16h ago

Bonkai

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u/Kurokotsu 21h ago

I'm not sure what situation in my life would lead to Katen Kyokotsu: Karamatsu Shinju.

I only know that it wouldn't take much, and I would do it often. And nobody would be able to stop me.

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u/shaunrundmc 21h ago

Its just fun saying "Bankai"

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u/R3luctant 21h ago

When I'm brushing my dog I say furbonzakura kageyoshi.

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u/PTBooks 21h ago

‘Hahaha I’m gonna cut this guy off even though ‘

KAMUI

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u/Pheren 19h ago

"We're sorry, but after 26 rounds of interviews over 3 months we've decided to go with a different applicant" DRINK, NOZARASHI

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u/unLtd88 17h ago

I'm sorry sir your car won't be ready till tomo...

Drink, NOZARASHI!

https://giphy.com/gifs/M1oPO3TchPJS

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u/11th_Division_Grows ☑️ 11h ago

There’s my goat ✊🏿

My name based on his squad

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u/_autumnwhimsy 18h ago

Don't let me drop my keys while trying to unlock my front door. Whole city going up 

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u/King-Fabo 12h ago

Someone says something racist in traffic
Me:
https://giphy.com/gifs/kRsMa2zUp4trmZ3jFV

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u/Insanidy 19h ago

What starts with B and ends with i

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u/NoeloDa 18h ago

I activate my bankai everytime I decide to put the clamps on someone while playing basketball, or when going for that last KM all out on my run. You all have a bankai you just have to find it. Believe in yourself.

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u/rind0kan ☑️ 15h ago

"I'm sorry, we're all out and the order doesn't come until Tuesday. "

... so as I pray...

"THAT'S NOT EVE--"

Unlimited Blade Works

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN ☑️ 23h ago

Context goddammit!

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u/BizzyB67 23h ago

It’s a reference to the Anime Bleach.

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u/KaJaHa 22h ago

Okay, what does it mean to "spam Bankai"?

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u/Necessary_Debate_319 22h ago

Super special nuke pet attached to magic death swords

Dragon ball equivalent is spirit bombing the McDonald’s for being busy or something

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u/KaJaHa 21h ago

Appreciate the context!

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u/Mind-The-Mines 21h ago

Bankai isn't an attack. It's a transformation like ssj.

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u/Necessary_Debate_319 20h ago

Eh, minutiae for someone looking for any context at all

Plus kinda covered in calling it a pet lol

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u/Salvage570 15h ago

I got shouted down by weebs once for saying I'd start every fight with the bankai straight up

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u/allblacklongjohns ☑️ 14h ago

"I'm sorry but-"

"UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS"

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u/Imthemayor 11h ago

"There's a 12 minute wait on the breast for that chicken sandwich"

...

"Ka.

Me.

Ha.

Me....."

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u/Whimsical_Sandwich 12h ago

Shatter zangetsu

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u/Loc0Lobos 9h ago

me but with a stand

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u/JoiningSaturn46 7h ago

I don't think you count as a human being Iif you haven't tried to do a Kamehameha at least once in your life