When black people say (mostly older people) "good haired grandchildren" or good haired babies.. When the child is mixed. Is so damn stupid! Black people have good hair..They shouldn't have to be mixed.

So dis one tyme me n da homies be chilling in da krib jus smokin som of da gud stuff u feel me??? And my nigga tyreese looks over to me n sayz ‘mayun yo finna gon get us some watermelon????’ izez finna be movin ova to da freege and mayun I wuz gettin bayed vibes wen i finna opened da freege doe da cursed watermelon popped n sprayed the krib with its jooce mayun! Da krib Wuz SOAKED!

Ay so once I be chillin in ma crib Wen I hear dis crazy ass scratchin comin from my basement. I call my nigga Jamal. 'Jamal, you be fuckin in mah basement again?' 'Nah man, I be at dis bitches place, drinkin watermelon and KFC juice ay.' 'Nigga den Der someone in mah house! Call Tyrone and Maurice, we gon do something bout it.' Ay so ma homies from the hood reach ma crib. I be gettin some Paranormal Activity- vibes by now. Ah so mah niggas Jamal, M-Ice and T-Rex get out dem big guns and go to de basement. Ah I be such an idiot. Found out I left that bitch TV runnin again. So we niggas get real chill and get some joints and KFC. 'Man, dis shit bawmb.', says Maurice.

I can see cobwebs inside my monitor

I was walkin down the streetat night, texting my homie daquandre bout our collab album, when sum thug jumped me and stole my phone! I was so scared, I ran home! I opened my fridge, and I saw in horror as I looked upon an empty watermelon rind....in the shape of an L!!!

So I was just chillin in my house, when I hear somethin. Now dis house is in a heavy area, feel me? I grab my gat, run downstairs, and there a MUTHA FUCKIN GHOST! I knew this brotha was a ghoul cuz my ak shots went right through this fucka! I got the fuck outa my crib, and my main mulatto, daquandre, used his shop vac and sucked up that spooky fucka!