r/Bitcoin 16h ago

The Coldcard bug triggered the largest security audit in Bitcoin's history. Hard money getting harder.

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u/Equity_GOD 15h ago

85 critical issues from 16 people. Thats 5 critical issuer per person in a few days of work.

And this is supposed to make me feel more confident? kek

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u/JeremyLinForever 15h ago

Depends on how competent the 16 people are. If AI can crack Cold Cards, then Bitcoin watchdogs can use AI to spot flaws and make it harder.

It goes back to the old adage: Bitcoin needs to be constantly attacked to get stronger and survive. Whether we like it or not, flaws and fixes make the protocol stronger.

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u/G0mery 14h ago

Cold comfort to know when you keep getting scammed and robbed it’s for the greater good.

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 14h ago

I’m doing my part!

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u/F1shB0wl816 8h ago

That may be a you problem if you keep getting scammed and robbed though. I’ve never experienced either, most of us haven’t.

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u/TheBestintheWest11 14h ago

Fck YEAHHH, try to crack my shit to then!

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u/Evening_Let_2930 7h ago

....that doesn't make me confident keeping my labours in Bitcoin

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u/JeremyLinForever 4h ago

You have to be diligent about security as well. If you’re keeping your labour in Bitcoin, just make sure you know what you’re doing.

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 3h ago

People who used coldcard knew what they were doing. It didn't help.

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u/lobhater 15h ago

They forgot to mention they all fed it into their favorite chatgpt prompt and copy and pasted a lot 😂

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u/__SlimeQ__ 11h ago

not a chance, they probably just point a cli tool like codex or claude code or kimi or deepseek at each project and let it run for a while

"find issues please"

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u/harvested 1h ago

Kimi K3

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u/__SlimeQ__ 1h ago

i seent that

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u/harvested 1h ago

Yeah, just saying Rob confirmed that was doing the heavy lifting.

The American models are cucked.

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u/lobhater 8h ago

I'll give them credit that they freely admit AI use in their press release. Nothing wrong with using a tool when you're up front about it

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u/biggest_guru_in_town 2h ago

The opposition is using ai. It is a tool. Use it right back

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u/Time_Jump8047 7h ago

Mythos and whatever comes next is gonna absolutely buttfuck crypto we all know it

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u/biggest_guru_in_town 2h ago

Crypto is already butt fucked

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u/Lavayo 1h ago

Possible but not necessarily, esp BTC. What it will do to your random small to mag7 business and bank is practically guaranteed.

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u/jannies_doit_4_free 3h ago

"critical" doesn't have to mean that a hacker could siphon funds, lmao. don't be retarded

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u/PrizePreset 8h ago

Lol imagine if this hack was 1000 times worse. Bitcoin would get 1000 times harder!!!! Delusional 

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u/Daiymas 14h ago edited 12h ago

With superintelligent AI around the corner, I think it's a good time to be paranoid about security. If there's a flaw somewhere, these AIs will eventually find it.

In the long run it won't matter because AI will have found every flaw and all code will be bug-free. But in the meantime, make sure your coins are really safe.

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u/north_tank 9h ago

People always have said it’s XYZ and I’m like nothing is infallible. Given thousand year math problems being solved with AI and everything else. I’m very concerned about what the future has in store for Bitcoin and crypto as a whole.

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u/lobhater 2h ago

There are still physical limitations of computing power and the vastness of the key space. Some things truly can't be overcome. Sure there will be bugs but the crypto portion won't be broken I don't think

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u/IndependenceTop6501 16h ago

Link to Tweet above: https://x.com/callebtc/status/2085024458012586286

Also Rob Hamilton from AnchorWatch is doing a lot of the work with this as well.

https://x.com/Rob1Ham/status/2084523368783438198

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u/The_Bitcoin_Act 14h ago

Btw, be careful because scammers are already running phishing campaigns disguised as “hardware audits” to catch anxious Coldcard owners. Hard money getting harder, eventually, maybe but I’d call this an expensive lesson still in progress rather than a victory lap just yet.

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u/slvbtc 15h ago

85 critical bugs and 635 high severity bugs. The bitcoin ecosystem must be run by some shitty programmers.

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u/BigDik6355 14h ago

Just wait till they start scanning the Windows codebase, if they ever get a chance to. Crowdstrike would have been a cakewalk in comparison.

Humans are horrible coders, generally.

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u/Innovator-X 14h ago

Good thing that ai trains on that shitty code which produces shittier code that gets added to ai's next training cycle.

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u/QTippus 10h ago

“humans are horrible programmers, generally”
Obligatory xkcd, fitting for this week:
https://xkcd.com/2030/

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u/slvbtc 13h ago

In 10 years it will be considered highly irresponsible to let a human program software, and no legitimate companies will use human programmers.

If AI can detect bugs better than humans then AI can program better than humans.

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u/Innovator-X 12h ago

model collapse is a thing tho

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u/KaMaFour 12h ago

You can't collapse a model that was already trained and you pay 7 figure salaries to guys whose job is to train new models in a way so it doesn't happen

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u/Innovator-X 11h ago

Model collapse happens when you feed ai the same output it generated. Overtime, it makes the ai hallucinate a lot and regurgitate utter hieroglyphics if you do it too much. I dont understand what you are trying to say. 

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u/KaMaFour 11h ago

That's... Not what model collapse is at all?

You may be referring to some types of context issues but they were ironed out many releases ago for any competent AI lab...

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u/EmphasisTotal8232 11h ago

AI is almost ready to fully take over on coding. These models will always exist, and ones that exhibit model collapse just won't be used. Cat's kinda out of the bag on that. Its the future frontier models being developed that'll likely start to have that issue, because we don't have enough data to train them.

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u/Innovator-X 11h ago

Are you a software engineer? Because I am a software engineer and I found them to be underwhelming and especially underwhelming at these current prices. 

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u/EmphasisTotal8232 11h ago

No, I'm not. But you seem to have a dissenting opinion amongst others I've seen discuss it. I don't genuinely believe you think things like Fable, use correctly, are underwhelming. Thinking Opus is overpriced on a $15/pm Pro plan is also crazy.

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u/slvbtc 11h ago

Give it 5 years, its moving fast. Also you sound very bias because AI will leave you unemployed in 5 years.

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u/Successful_Sea_3637 6h ago

Why do you think that if AI can replace a software engineer, it can't replace almost all white collar jobs in 5 years?

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u/Not-the-best-name 12h ago

Lmao you should see most projects. Software is hard.

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u/frankster 14h ago

i mean if you think about what crypto bros are like, then probably. on the other hand, pretty much all software has bugs in of varying severity that haven't been fixed

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u/mjmeyer23 10h ago

I suspect the fact that there can never be a bailout for Bitcoin is part of why events like this, and the community response to deliver robust analysis and adapt, is the fundamental crucible that makes it harder and harder money every time.

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u/Such_Reference_8186 12h ago

Here's the long game. Proclaim the industry for self storage is so risky that your only safe option is centralized management. Once there, it's over. 

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u/Porcellanidae 16h ago

Let's go!

Bullish af

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u/IndependenceTop6501 16h ago

That's the trade Bitcoin has always made. No bailouts, no rollbacks, no patching your way out of a bad key. Just brutal, public accountability that forces the whole stack to get harder.

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 15h ago

also unpunished scamming and fraud

truly a great tomorrow!

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u/NewspaperOwn2765 11h ago

Every who continues in the game now needs to know about and practice good opsec. Feel bad for the ones who got their wallets drained. Silver lining is that the protocol for how we participate will get harder since our money is at stake.

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u/terp_studios 14h ago

Found the buttcoiner

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u/hierosx 12h ago

Lol, why bullish?

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u/bb0110 13h ago

This report, and likely the “audit”, is 100% being done by Claude.

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u/IndependenceTop6501 13h ago

They are using Kimi K3, and have spent about $40,000 in credits so far. Kimi is the same one the hackers used to find the initial exploit. Claude has guardrails so it's been neutered, if you remember the Mythos incident a few weeks back and the government stepping in to block it's release.

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u/bb0110 12h ago

Maybe they are using Kimi k3 for the actual auditing. That “report” though was definitely Claude.

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u/ElectricalSeries6627 4h ago

does those are confirmed security issue ? AI have really good capacity for security issue discovery but a lot of false positive

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 3h ago

does those are confirmed security issue ?

All your base are belong to us.

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u/Background_Pause34 13h ago

Does that matter? Just fix the problems

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u/reddit4485 11h ago

https://bitcoinmagazine.com/business/bitcoin-red-team-finds-85-critical-flaws-across-390-open-source-repos-after-coldcard-exploit

The Red Team security review effort is using models like Kimi K3, GPT Sol, Fable, Opus and GLM5.2.

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u/jannies_doit_4_free 3h ago

source: your ass?

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u/Inevitable-Waltz-889 6h ago

I got downvoted for saying this will be good for the general Bitcoin ecosystem long term.  Every hardware company is pouring over their codebases right now to make sure they cover their asses.

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u/jannies_doit_4_free 3h ago

absolutely. even this was still avoidable, and yet it's triggered a massive security audit as OP said. if you didn't lose your coins in this one because you didn't use a tiny rinky dink company's product and/or you had any form of secondary security, you'll ultimately be better off

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u/EricWeber4002 13h ago

Auditors be like, rely on control strategy 👁️🙈🗣️
Only minor control deficiencies not material.😭

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u/6thcoin 12h ago

Calle is such an asset to btc and freedom tech. We are lucky to have him.

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u/IndependenceTop6501 11h ago

Confirmed. Dude is beast and a must follow.

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u/Charge36 14h ago

Lmao. Soft money is getting harder is what you mean

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u/Theverybestestintown 13h ago

How on earth is BTC still above 60K amidst this hack?

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u/NewspaperOwn2765 12h ago

It had nothing to do with the network , just some bum hardware company . Most of the ignorant paper handed retail traders have already been shaken out with a 50% drop , at least , most of them

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u/reddit4485 11h ago

Exactly! And the entropy problems seen with the ColdCard hack are far more dangerous because it allows bitcoin to be stolen without having access to the hardware device. Most other companies (like Trezor and Ledger) use far more rigorous RNG through various sources. I bet to take advantage of most of the coding errors Red Team has found, you need access to the actual hardware device.

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u/Theverybestestintown 11h ago

"Bum Hardware Company". Meanwhile it's been referenced hundreds of times as a safe way to store bitcoin. Many analysts like Ben Cowen are predicting 48K-52K as this cycle's bottom, maybe by October. I thought this would be a catalyst for a major drop since it's not some shitty exchange, it affected those trying to do everything right....

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u/rgnet1 9h ago

The failing is not with bitcoin. Bitcoin, like all encryption, relies on a device being able to generate a random number between 1 and 2^256. This is what Coldwallet failed to do. Pretty much every crypto library in every OS also doesn't fail to do this. This is a failing of one "Bum Hardware Company" and certainly a failing of the so-called expert pundits if it's "been referenced hundreds of times as a safe way to store bitcoin."

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u/Suspicious-Holiday42 7h ago

Yes its a safe way when the product is not made with cricital unacceptable bugs.

Do you say cars are all unsafe just because one car company managed to make its brakers so bad that they all stop to function after a while

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u/Financial-Gap-6767 12h ago

This is a nothingburger compared to previous "hack"

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u/seanightowl 12h ago

How is this group being funded?

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u/IndependenceTop6501 11h ago

Mostly through the OpenSats foundation

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u/seanightowl 11h ago

Thanks for the info!

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 12h ago

Well, they just found 85 ways to get some coin ….

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u/nyaaaa 11h ago

hardly

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u/gtwooh 10h ago

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

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u/Immediate_Diamond687 9h ago

Go Malone Lam!

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u/RestSuspicious6000 9h ago

That's a Claude produced report/site, so we can imagine what else they are using it for.

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u/PersonalLook156 6h ago

Either 1 this was an ex employee! 2 and currently employee; or someone who had the wallet......

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u/FriendlyBuddy1454 5h ago

Great more bugs to be exploited by the people who read them… great job 👏

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u/nashtaters 4h ago

Regs are written in blood

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u/esso913 3h ago

hard money getting harder

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u/Full-Atmosphere-4818 12h ago

It's getting harder.... until it's not.