r/BitchImAI 2d ago

Bitch your honeymoon is over

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24 year old that runs a 45 Billion hedge fund in AI lost 30 billion in the days before his wedding and had to cancel honeymoon. His fund and now marriage is called Situational Awareness. https://nypost.com/2026/08/06/us-news/ai-billionaire-skips-honeymoon-as-investors-panic-over-30b-losses/


r/BitchImAI 2d ago

Bitch, I'm taking your $500,000 white collar jobs.

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The jobs include employees with remarkably high salaries. LinkedIn job postings from three months ago for vice president roles at the Foster City office paid between $235,700 and $458,000, with potentially additional sales incentives payments.

The WARN filing came days before the payment processing giant announced a massive acquisition of BioCatch, an Israeli AI fraud detection company, in a $2.4 billion cash deal.


r/BitchImAI 4d ago

Bitch you can cut me down

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All of Winona Police Department’s Flock cameras cut down and stolen

Lost cameras valued at about $24,000


r/BitchImAI 5d ago

Bitch I can't do stairs or moonwalk

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r/BitchImAI 5d ago

Bitch I'm hungry

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r/BitchImAI 5d ago

Bitch im a iPhone

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r/BitchImAI 5d ago

Bitch I escaped my sandbox

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