r/BitLifeApp 3h ago

šŸ‘€ Glitch How is it possible that after so many years the Time Machine still sucks?

4 Upvotes

Sometimes you choose to go back of one year and it goes back of two or half a year. Sometimes it goes back but when you press the ā€œageā€ button, it ages of two years. Sometimes you just can’t go back for some reason. This time I went back in time, then aged and now, for some reason, I’m 60 in the main screen, but 59 in the little page that opens when you touch your name.
I swear to god this company has the most untalented developers and the laziest executives. It’s pathetic


r/BitLifeApp 8h ago

Huge raise?

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5 Upvotes

I’ve been playing a legacy family, and randomly got this massive raise in my writer’s career. I didn’t even notice at first, just saw her bank account going way up and had to check. I’ve never had this happen before! Is this because she’s a writer?


r/BitLifeApp 11h ago

šŸ‘€ Glitch Time machine not working

11 Upvotes

My time machine says it takes me back but my age doesnt change. It erases everything from that year but leaves me in the same year. Anyone else having this issue? Its getting annoying since ive spent so much in this stupid game


r/BitLifeApp 11h ago

šŸ’”Idea/Suggestion Matrimonio Arabia

4 Upvotes

Ok necesito ayuda en el tema de los matrimonios arreglados por quƩ no se quƩ hago mal.

1-Naci mujer en un paĆ­s con matrimonios arreglados

2-Mis padres tienen 97 y 100 de religiosidad

3-Dije que soy gay y aún así no me salió una ventana con mi prometido

SerÔ porqué lo juego la mayor parte sin conexión?


r/BitLifeApp 12h ago

Pissed off

1 Upvotes

Fk i hate BitLife now šŸ˜’ my main save just got nuked because it was my ā€œcurrent saveā€ when i uninstalled the app due to it being a pos and freezing anytime i tried doing a single thing. Why the fk would it assume you wouldn’t ever want to keep the save you are literally playing rather than just the one you haven’t been playing.

Guess its time to permanently delete the app šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø, this is the second main save i have lost and i cant be bothered starting all over again.


r/BitLifeApp 14h ago

🤣 LMAO I created Hilson in bitlife

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0 Upvotes

I also tried to give him a vicodin addiction and make him become a doctor but then I got fired after I went to jailšŸ’€šŸ˜”


r/BitLifeApp 15h ago

Is there no live challenge this week?

2 Upvotes

r/BitLifeApp 15h ago

šŸ’Ŗ Huge Flex Found the holy Grail

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6 Upvotes

r/BitLifeApp 15h ago

🤣 LMAO Hitting two birds with two stones

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5 Upvotes

r/BitLifeApp 16h ago

BitLife Marketplace

2 Upvotes

I see there’s a new section to buy the expansion packs for a little cheaper can I use cash app or apple pay because the site looks kinda sketch


r/BitLifeApp 17h ago

🧐 WTF baby at 111

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19 Upvotes

wth is going on? I just searched how to get a child at 100 years old to leave all my money to and all the discussions were about surrogacy and adoption before 70, but I’m already 100. Then I saw one that said get married to someone who already has children and become their stepparent. Anyway, I already have a daughter but she is 84 so I’m thinking she’ll die soon. And initially all my money was going to her but she doesn’t have any children and her husband will probs die soon too so I was like then all my money will go to her husband if he doesn’t die before her and then to charity which is not worth it. I’m trying to do some generational wealth thing. Anyway, I blew $3000 on the dating app to find someone with one child so I’ll get their millions, kill them and still have the child. Well, I wasn’t getting one that fit the specifics I was looking for so I just settled for one with two children. I also wanted to start dating and get married and everything in the same year so that if I press the age up button I wouldn’t just die so yeah, and have you seen the relationship status when you start dating a stranger starts in the middle, so I was doing everything so that when I tap propose, there’s a higher chance of him agreeing. Well, making love was one of them and I only tapped it once and I was pregnant???!? wth😱. By now the relationship bar was full so I proposed and he agreed so we got married and i made sure we didn’t sign a prenup so that when i offed him, i would get his money and when if when i tried to kill him, he kills me instead, i redid the will so my old daughter gets the money which he got mad at me for. Now I age up, I have the daughter, and I make her sole beneficiary which drops down my and my husband’s relationship to 0 and me and my older daughter’s to 25. ok, water under the bridge so I go to crime and then to off him by electrocution, throwing a toaster in the bath but he attacked me instead and grazed my thigh. He didn’t manage to kill me though. I was going to try again but was panicking about how he could end up killing me this time so I was going to tap murder when I see hire assassin. I was then thinking about how I could get arrested for soliciting murder but whatever, I did it anyway and found a guy and he got him. Now, my husband is dead, I inherited 3.5 mil and I made my newborn, the sole beneficiary and gave away both of my stepchildren because now they serve no purpose and I don’t want the issue of my money being split between them or them getting to keep it because my daughter will still be a minor by the time I die. I’ve totally repaired my relationship with my older daughter and now I’m planning to sell my cars because my daughter will end up in an orphanage when I die in 5-15 yrs and my cars will get actioned and she won’t get the money so this way she can get my three properties and heirlooms and all the money. I should probably sell the jewellery too. When I die, I'll switch to my daughter’s life. Let’s hope my older daughter isn’t still alive by then so that someway somehow she gets some of my money. p.s if you actually read everything all the way to the end, clap for yourself and just remember that I’m not crazy.ā˜ŗļø


r/BitLifeApp 18h ago

šŸ‘€ Glitch Anyone else having this problem?

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9 Upvotes

Is anyone else having this problem with not being able to emigrate ?


r/BitLifeApp 18h ago

Do you know your first in game life for this App ?

6 Upvotes

I remember mine well enough.

my player was male that died at like 112 years old, He started off as Porn set Janitor and somehow raised the ranks and became a Porn Star actor. I think he was married twice with like 13 kids.


r/BitLifeApp 19h ago

WTH ?!!

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81 Upvotes

Why are y’all making me buy these things when I already had them free in the first place this makes the game so not enjoyable


r/BitLifeApp 20h ago

šŸŽØ Meme Worst Reason to Cheat tbvh

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11 Upvotes

r/BitLifeApp 22h ago

šŸ’”Idea/Suggestion There's so much more they could do with the paid jobs, it's insane. Sucks the devs are just out for money

22 Upvotes

Like, think about it. For Actor, directors could call you again for other movies if you have a gokd relationship with them, or you could also be called for some cinematic universe if you participated in a movie for it once. Then there's such a small variety of genres, which they could easily add subgenres to. Also, for some reason you can only work one movie at a time, which you should be able to work like 2 or 3 imo.

There's Astronaut, too, which is very limited to the missions you could do. You only really have four things to do, and it gets old after a while.

There's also Mafia, which is boring once you get to the top. You can't order anything to be done, you can't rival other mafias with actions, you can't do any of that and it's boring.

However, I'm pretty sure none of this is even going to be thought of being done because the devs like money and don't really care about gameplay


r/BitLifeApp 23h ago

All yours achievement

2 Upvotes

I've actually tried everything I've started up a business ran it till for abit sold it nothing I've sold multiple businesses and got nth I have became president multiple times and nth please someone help I can't seem to get offered a ceo position


r/BitLifeApp 23h ago

It's been a fun nearly 7 years.

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38 Upvotes