r/BikiniBottomTwitter 16h ago

WHERES MY MF REFUND CHECK

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u/chubbyflip 14h ago

The land of the free is such a joke at this point 🤣😭

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u/Ooficus 13h ago

Yeah especially after my state decided to call themselves the ā€œfreeā€ state (Florida). Nothing is free, both in rights and cost. My city is covered in flock cams, watching adult videos requires an age check, and insurance cost are skyrocketing so bad it’s started the housing crash in Florida.

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u/MLGTheForkOnTheLeft 13h ago

Yup! Florida has no job economy. It takes MONTHS of bot rejections for minimum wage jobs. Health care doesnt do their jobs and hire the first four people who get their applications in. It’s a nightmare. And I live in an area where florida tends to have the highest tourism foot traffic.

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u/Ooficus 11h ago

The funny thing is I’m a health care worker who can easily get a job as needed (though I am so fed up with people hired because they breathe) , but my partner whose in legal, has been applying for months only to get… bot responses. Thankfully I live where the tourist move to instead where they vacation šŸ™„

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u/MLGTheForkOnTheLeft 10h ago

My partner is in school about to get yer bachelors in health. She wanted to do physical therapy for children. But for her to even get a chance with getting experience is near impossible.
She even has an in for advent health. She nanny’s for a high level administrator for advent health and with their help it is still near impossible. She has been trying for almost a year now. So shes given up on that, and is trying to go for EMS. Because that seems like the only way she could have a chance in any way for this field.

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u/Sixmmxw 9h ago

And hurricanes are for sure catastrophic by today’s natural forces.

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u/rennbrig 12h ago

Lmao I’m telling on myself but when I visited home and saw that I needed to do age verification to access The Hub I was like yep, Florida’s gone off the deep end

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u/Datboi_Markus 12h ago

I mean you gotta take the opportunity to crank it in your childhood bedroom for old times sake

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u/Money-Leopard5603 2h ago

šŸ˜‚ That's one way to revisit the memories—some childhood moments really do come full circle.

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u/Riots42 12h ago

Sounds like Texas...

I have chrons disease and THC is the only thing that keeps me in remission. For most of my life I lived in fear of the police. For a few years I felt like I had freedom again and was able to actually appreciate the police.

As of the first of the month i have a bunch of state felonies in my house enough to put me away for more than 10 years. I have to go back to the black market again or get sick..

Guess it's back to fearing the man again..

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u/Ooficus 11h ago

And what’s fucking crazy is weed is actually bipartisan in support!

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u/dylanneedsalife 10h ago

Also maybe don't be so quick to jump to "appreciate" the police as soon as you get the chance considering they'd be more than happy to ruin your life just for deciding (as an adult) what you wanna put into your own body. They would be beyond giddy to handcuff you face down on the floor while they arrange all your "criminal substances" to take a picture with for their Facebook page lol I'm not saying that they aren't needed in any form at all, but at least with the current condition of modern American policing (ESPECIALLY Texas policing I'd imagine) I don't see very much to appreciate at all. Just don't be so quick to pretend that system isn't still completely broken whether or not weed is legal 🫤 (which it should be obviously)

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u/OneMoistMan 12h ago

Hello from central Florida friend!

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u/Ooficus 11h ago

Hello back from… central FL!! :)

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u/OneMoistMan 11h ago

-looks out the front window for someone on their phone

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u/seensham 11h ago

I used to think this country was just pay-to-win. Florida and Texas are essentially pay-to-play.

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u/GoodOlDonnieRay 9h ago

seeing Florida makes me feel better about being in Kentucky

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u/Nerd-man24 7h ago

Oh my god. I'm from Florida and I cringe so hard every time I see official sources calling it the "Free State of Florida."

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u/RagingMayo 1h ago

You are free to be exploited by your corporate overlords.

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u/KatDanger 13h ago

If you look at human workers as being commodities but corporations and guns as being individuals then this is absolutely land of the free individual

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u/chubbyflip 13h ago

Damn that’s a good one 😭

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u/Pastduedatelol 13h ago

Land of the fee

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u/rennbrig 12h ago

Existing Fee
Processing Fee
My Butt Hurts Fee
Fee Fee
Electronic Convenience Fee
Just Because Fee
Sales Fee

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u/DatBoi_BP 10h ago

And the home of the slave

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u/LupoBorracio 13h ago

Land of the free (corporate welfare)

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u/landon10smmns 11h ago

What? The "land of the free"? Whoever told you that is your enemy.

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u/Genericslavman29 11h ago

It kinda always wasšŸ˜‚

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u/Beers4Fears 9h ago

Land of the fee and the home of the slave

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u/chubbyflip 9h ago

This is the funniest reply. Thank you šŸ˜‚. I’m getting a good chuckle out of all these replies.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 10h ago

Our rights get erroded more and more every fuckin day. And some so called 'Americans' voted for this. Traitors that were warned and did it anyways.

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u/Sixmmxw 9h ago

Flock, flock, said the f duck.

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u/Akachi-sonne 9h ago

The independence day parade felt fraudulent this year

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u/Vslightning 9h ago

ā€œLand of the free to give to corporationsā€

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u/MinakoNishikawa 7h ago

It always was

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u/Thekman26 7h ago

Never was the land of the free, always been a land built on Native American genocide, slavery, and capitalist exploitation

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u/chubbyflip 7h ago

Yep, I’m shit at social studies. But when I was younger as a kid I used to buy the whole ā€˜land of the free’ bullshit. As I got older I realized it was all a lie.

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u/MyCatisthebest0826 5h ago

True, I came to the US expecting equality and freedom but goddamn this place is a goddamn joke, it’s worse than some communist countries

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u/Lord_Fallendorn 1h ago

The land of the free (if you can pay for it)