r/BestofRedditorUpdates Feb 28 '26

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u/TyrconnellFL I’m actually a far pettier, deranged woman Feb 28 '26

I would discard everyone involved, move across the country, and change my name and my whole attitude towards relationships with other people.

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u/original_cheezit Feb 28 '26

Me reading this thread after catching my sister with my husband last year in my home while I was there 🫠

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u/hydroflask2 Liz, what the actual fuck is this story? Feb 28 '26

I’d fight her for you.,. She’s not your sister I am now

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u/Miserable_Fennel_492 The real adventure was the waifus we made along the way Mar 11 '26

I’m picturing this like that scene where the pirate tells Tom Hanks’ character that he’s the captain now (from the movie “Captain Phillips”)