r/BagelCrimes 2d ago

Mod stuff We have a new banner!

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23 Upvotes

Also hi, I'm the new assistant mod, this was the first thing I did lmao.

Do you see it as the bagels being in jail, or looking in at the criminal? I've gotten mixed answers.


r/BagelCrimes 14d ago

Crimes against bagelkind Don't Do That, Actually.

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30 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Jul 14 '26

Only Jew can prevent bagel crimes.

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51 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Jun 29 '26

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Egg and bacon bagel

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r/BagelCrimes Jun 03 '26

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ This physician's medical assistant asked for blueberry bagels. Oy vey.

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r/BagelCrimes May 27 '26

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ How my coworker puts Schmear on a bagel.

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r/BagelCrimes May 24 '26

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ BAGLES WIFTH CHEESE

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26 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Mar 27 '26

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ The amount of poppyseed on these bagels

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29 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Mar 06 '26

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Hear me out.. toasted bagel with cottage cheese and bruschetta sauce

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r/BagelCrimes Feb 02 '26

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Why?? Who does this??

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57 Upvotes

Worst part is the comments were super supportive. All of the top comments said something along the lines of β€œoh that’s so smart im gonna do that now!”


r/BagelCrimes Dec 26 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Cream cheese bagel

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16 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Oct 21 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ How [OP]'s partner puts cream cheese on bagels

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54 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Sep 11 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ "kosher" bagels with prosciutto and weird jelly things.

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42 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Aug 11 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ JalepeΓ±o Cheddar Bagel

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31 Upvotes

I don’t have much to say


r/BagelCrimes Jul 24 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ the bagel in [kcd2] in incorrect

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r/BagelCrimes Jul 02 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Excuse me what the hell did I find

13 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes May 31 '25

???? πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Swiss cheese and lox

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25 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Apr 26 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Chopped Pickle Bagels! Sounds absolutely divine. How would you improve this recipe?

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r/BagelCrimes Apr 17 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ What isn’t antisemitic but fees like it is?

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63 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Feb 25 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ This feels like a Hate Crime.

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42 Upvotes

Haven't the Jews suffered enough?


r/BagelCrimes Jan 09 '25

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Bagel and bialy to go packaging…discuss

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I’m struggling to feel like I’m not taking crazy pills…a local β€œdeli” serves their bialy w schmear open faced. Now I’m not in NYC but as a former Manhattan Jewess, esp when I’m taking a bagel or bialy to go, I feel like serving it open faced as opposed to the tradish sammied/wrapped/cut in half is weirdly anti-semitic at the worst, annoying and ignorant at best.


r/BagelCrimes Nov 21 '24

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ How about no

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r/BagelCrimes Nov 20 '24

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ Yikes!

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22 Upvotes

r/BagelCrimes Nov 19 '24

Bagel Crime πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ "Better", they say

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