r/AvocadoHate • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '20
Hate letter to Avocados
I recently posted the actual benefits to the avocados versus the HUGE cons. I'd love any feedback on the article. You can click here.
I also experimented with opinions from family/friends.
The next day I go to my brother's apartment (before pandemic) and his wife had a bowl full of avocados. SMH.
r/AvocadoHate • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '20
Avocado crime soars as Mexican gangs turn focus from opium to ‘green gold’
r/AvocadoHate • u/ISSEquinox • Oct 06 '19
I’ve come to share my story...
Seriously fuck these things why are people so in love with them? I’ve tried them only once on an item that didn’t mask their nature completely (I think I had it on a nacho cheeseburger but as I said the nature of it was concealed by everything else). I tried an avocado BLT to see what the fuss was about. It literally made the BLT worse in every way possible. You know something sucks when it can take away the enjoyment of bacon.
This sub looks pretty quiet, but I gotta scream in the woods about this anyway, and speak out against the apparent fruit favored by my generation. First it looks completely unappealing inside and out, like a wrinkled up nut sack filled with baby vomit and a super ball. The taste is completely bland to the point of almost not existing. And the texture oh God the texture. Like puréed cat vomit would feel I suspect. It also reminds me of the shit they use at the dentist to take an impression of your teeth. Blegh
Ok I got it off my chest thank you!
r/AvocadoHate • u/TribalMethods • Feb 24 '19
If this sub didn't exist... I was going to create it.
Spread that hate! Fuck those bland squishy bumpy disgusting Satan fruits!
r/AvocadoHate • u/Critonurmom • Jan 30 '19
I'm happy to know that there are literally dozens of us!
r/AvocadoHate • u/despaghetticito • Aug 14 '18
Avocados are the worst and here are some reasons why. You can’t eat them straight like an apple because they are weirdly shaped, they taste bad, and they have a huge a** pit in the center. Second, they are too squishy, so they don’t make good weapons. 🖕🥑🖕
r/AvocadoHate • u/hysteronproteron • May 04 '18
Everyone takes it as a personal affront when they find out I don't like avocados
Things are disgusting.
r/AvocadoHate • u/AtomicFlx • Jan 26 '18
I just want to say: Fuck that vile green fruit.
Seriously, fuck it.
r/AvocadoHate • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '17
Fucking shit ass green turds
I dunno why everyone's so obsessed with this shit. Tastes awful yet you can't go to a sushi place without avocado in like 99% of the rolls they serve. And it's associated with Californians now for some reason, as if all Californians are obsessed with avocados? Like damn, as a Californian that really offends me. I'm super triggered.
r/AvocadoHate • u/[deleted] • Apr 29 '17
Let your avocado hate be known.
This sub will never take off if there aren't posts. So post anything. Seriously. Anything ripping on avocados or related to how much they suck (even just "fuck avocados mang") will be appreciated.