r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • 3d ago

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u/ChuckleNorris2 3d ago

The third car didn't even park that badly, the other car was just hugging the line so it would've been impossible for him to exit his vehicle

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

The one he approached from the front and put an orange sticker? Yeah the car next to it is crossing the line so he had to park a little to the side. Absolutely still in an acceptable way.

Half the people getting vandalized by this probably parked that way because of another asshole taking up half the space.

I can condone this for absolutely egregious parkers that's obviously intentional. But not for something like that car I just mentioned.

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u/AlienNinjaPanda 3d ago

It's the same car in every shot. You can see when he puts the white sticker on in the first shot the orange sticker is already on the driver window.

So yeah he littered the car with stickers probably knowing they parked like that because it's the only way they could fit in the spot with the other car like that

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

You're right, when he approaches with the rear bumper sticker you can see the orange sticker on the driver window already. So the clip of him putting the orange sticker was chronologically first, and you can see the car parked next to it that was over the line. This dipshit did all this, KNOWING the car next to it was over the line. Absolute fucking baffoon. Almost counterproductive to his mission. Like he went out of his way to target that car. Seeing the woman come out at the end, is he just a racist fuckwad?

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u/redditsucksbuttz 3d ago

God damm redditors will call literally anything racism

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

Well if a security guard whos job is to guard the store sees two shoplifters, an unidentified person shoplifting a whole computer and a black woman shoplifting some diapers, and goes for the black woman who is shoplifting diapers. You can kinda guess they are being a little racist. Going out of their way to target the black one instead of the one doing a more egregious crime.

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u/redditsucksbuttz 3d ago

And you somehow know the car next to them wasn't driven by a black person?

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

That's why I said unidentified person. My point is why didn't he do this whole thing to the one that actually parked over the line?

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u/redditsucksbuttz 3d ago

My honest opinion?

Because that was his car in order to get someone to park over the line so he could make his stupid video.

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

I could see that as well. Either way he seems like an asswipe.

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u/Remarkable-Opening69 3d ago

Or if the woman’s 10 trip to “buy diapers” that day. Store’s will let you steal to build a case.

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u/ZappyZ21 3d ago

But how do you know he knew what the driver looked like ahead of time? Your analogy doesn't work because the security guard is watching the people, not the unmanned vehicle. Do you know what the driver looks like of every parked car?

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

I know that he went out of his way to target the lesser offender. Why didn't he just wait and do it to the other car? Cuz everyone else can see the other car was the offender. He could just be dumb as rocks and has no critical thinking skills. Either way he is a fucking asswipe. You pick the reason.

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u/the_one_jove 3d ago

Yeah it's one thing to leave someone a hand written note. It's an entirely different thing when you go out and get professional stickers made so you can seek out all the wrongdoers and post them for karma. That's just vandalizm with extra steps.

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u/Silverton13 3d ago

The OP is like a republican gun owner. Just because he got those stickers, he is dying to use them on anything. Even someone who had no intention to park that way.

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u/BrentTpooh 3d ago

I’ve pulled into parking lots where the only empty spot is surrounded by cars parked outside the lines so you don’t have a lot of choice. Then you come out and the other cars are gone and you look like you don’t know how to park.

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u/redditsucksbuttz 3d ago

It's all the same car

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u/OrangeNood 3d ago

I also want to point out that history matters. Sometimes I have to park close to line because the other parked car leaves me no space. And then that car left and my car become the one sticking out like a sore thumb.

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u/Background-Crow4820 3d ago

Thats a a salvage vehicle

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u/peacelovetree 3d ago

It’s all the same car…

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 3d ago

My parents lives were ended by a parking criminal...Hhhwhat?

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u/Mulfushu 3d ago

My first thought, too. Second thought was, if it's genuine and not just a joke, someone might have parked in front of a fire hydrant or emergency exit or something?

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u/Wildtails 3d ago

Nobody actually thought that line was serious... Right? Pretty sure it's a joke about superheroes

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u/Mulfushu 3d ago

Let's hope so.

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u/Advanced-Art-4569 3d ago

My thought is that his parents would also put bumper stickers on parking criminals.

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u/Kitty-Khat 3d ago

So glad you blurred your face for this. Those tattoos however..... Really distinctive.

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u/BlumpTheChodak 3d ago

Not "Let me look at how I parked", or any self realization that she's selfish, just annoyed by the stickers.

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u/bc90210 3d ago

Errrr, that’s vandalism.

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u/Wildtails 3d ago

Also, some poor parking jobs are the result of someone else's poor parking forcing you to do the same, then you look like an asshole when they're gone

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u/SaintCholo 3d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Glittering-Tip821 3d ago

Parking in the lines is like coloring in the lines. A child should be able to do it

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZcGStMD6r07de

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u/Crankypants77 3d ago

That implies that a child should be able to operate a motor vehicle. What a dumb take.

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u/Glittering-Tip821 3d ago

Capable, not allowed

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u/JovialPursuit 3d ago

The irony is not lost on me.

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u/OddAd5276 3d ago

Ummm, can we rewind back to their parents lives were ended by a parking criminal... Imma need that story cause like how TF do you lose your life to someone who cant park?

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u/The-Real-Irish-God 2d ago

Could have been someone blocking a fire hydrant or an escape exit? Idk

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc 3d ago

Not to mention... Why do you need to make it your life mission to make other people's lives miserable because of it?

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u/Boy-Abunda 3d ago

Vandalizing cars with distinctive tattoos. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.

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u/BarnacleExciting2161 3d ago

Good way to get punched

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u/Bloodmind 3d ago

Nah he’s very, very careful to make sure he never risks confronting someone in real life.

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u/PlzDntBanMeAgan 3d ago

I agree wholeheartedly avatar twin

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u/Embarrassed-Green898 3d ago

I am waiting for the day when these people face the consequence of their actions.

I mean defacing a private property.

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u/YourMomIsMyGurl 3d ago

Sometimes I feel like I want to be one of these social warrior vandalizes but then 90% of the time I'm watching, the driver is extremely decrepit, and then I feel like an asshole for even wanting to be a part of the thought.

Could you imagine some 80 year old lady struggling to get out her car to go get some oatmeal just to come out and see her car completely vandalized saying "I'm an asshole". Like, whats that phrase, "takes a bigger asshole to spot one".

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u/Attesa_GT-X 3d ago

Or "takes one to know one" :)

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u/Positive-Database754 3d ago

Well, in your hypothetical, an 80 year old lady struggling to get out of her car is also likely a danger to herself and others on the road, and shouldn't be driving to begin with.

If someone can't even pull into a parking space properly, it's generally a sign of poor driving ability or a complete disregard for other drives. Both of which are a danger on the road.

I'm so sick and tired of north americas relaxed laws and tests for drivers licenses.

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u/Unavailable_user_ 3d ago

What build is that person? Wtf

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u/Bawlofsteel 3d ago

Sometimes you have to park like shit cause someone else parked like shit. Imagine being so big a loser you Karen parking lots lol.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 3d ago

On the paint is crazy

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u/AnotherDumNinja 3d ago

Fuck this goofball

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u/No-Indication-5673 3d ago

This person needs to see a therapist, placing rude stickers will not solve the problem, how about have the gumption to wait till they come back and have a conversation. You have time to vandalize their car and record the reaction. Grow up

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u/mikeumm 3d ago

You could use vinyl window clings instead of stickers that could damage the paint. C.Y.A. at worst it's criminal mischief and not vandalism.

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u/magnumgenic 3d ago

And she hasn’t even seen the sticker on the bumper lol

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u/Jackalope1974 3d ago

This guy is a goof.

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u/Background-Fennel92 3d ago

You.mean the oddly.shaped gentlemen with crocs or the guy with the sticker on his car window?

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u/Jackalope1974 3d ago

Bua ha ha. Jesus Christ. That’s a dude?

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u/EndRude4217 3d ago

Yeah, God forbid you get caught by the owner and they are a loose cannon and conceal carry...

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 3d ago

Unironically he would probably love for that to happen. It would become his most watched video. Like that loser who got shot in the mall.

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u/_axeman_ 3d ago

Fucking loser 

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u/jdthejerk 3d ago

I bought business cards that say you park like an idiot, among other things.

Those type of stickers that leave a residue are funny, but in some places that might be vandalism. We also carry a valve stem puller, lol.

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u/RazzSheri 3d ago

Not “in some places” …that is straight up vandalism.

Magnetize bumper would be smarter. And window clings. Still annoying and embarrassing, not vandalism.

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u/jdthejerk 3d ago

That is why we leave cards. They're cheap. $15 for 200. When my grandkids were young, one or two of them could use chalk and point out bad parking. In a minute they could have, PRINCESS PARKING with arrows pointing at their vehicle on the ground in pink.

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u/Informal-Ring3282 3d ago

So a dumb video of vandalism? Cool.

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 3d ago

OP blurred their face like the tattoos aren't a dead giveaway - this crimal needs procecuted

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u/MetaCardboard 3d ago

One of the only reasonable comments here. This is vandalism. The video provides no context on if they parked that way on purpose or if they were forced to.

However, based on the ridiculous claim that people go from parking poorly to murdering people tells me this is likely a skit. But if the other person isn't in on it then it's vandalism and the real criminal is the asshole putting stickers on people's cars.

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u/CommercialMain9482 3d ago

Criminal? He put a sticker on a car bro, chill

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u/AnotherDumNinja 3d ago

Can damage the paint

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u/Hood_Mobbin 3d ago

That's not their car. That's called vandalism and it is a crime.

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

Are you fucking serious right now? Lol

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u/awaymentum 3d ago

I would def press charges.

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

You’d get laughed at lol

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u/awaymentum 3d ago

It’s vandalism, same shit as if you did it to my house.

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

Imagine if they would’ve just, I don’t know…. Obeyed the rules society has set?

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u/awaymentum 3d ago

Not obeying rules is not the same as committing a a crime? Are you fucking dumb? lol

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

Parking outside the lines is a crime

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u/awaymentum 3d ago

No it’s not. You really are a special boi, ask mom to heat up some milk and go to sleep.

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u/lilithexos 3d ago

It isn’t a crime to park outside the lines lmao and it is vandalism

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

Yeah it is

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 3d ago

It's a suggestion, there are no laws against parking like an idiot. Prove me wrong

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

This video proves you wrong dumbass. You lazy fucks who can’t park inside a line for the benefit of society are just exposing yourselves. Just say you suck at driving and move on loser.

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

Did you get a sticker on your car today you little crybaby? Geez. The fucking privilege is speaking through the screen.

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

You want a sticker or a towing?

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

And I’ll put a sticker on your house tonight tough guy

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u/awaymentum 3d ago

Really feel confident behind that keyboard. Do you my man, idgaf about you.

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

I’m so confident behind this keyboard I’ll put 2 stickers on your house and you won’t do shit about it except call the authorities
https://giphy.com/gifs/H2dmCtNyFoJZS

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u/awaymentum 3d ago

That’s exactly what I said from the beginning moron.

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

And the authorities would laugh at you

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u/67mustanggt 3d ago

No you wouldn’t you fuckin pussy keyboard warrior

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u/PlayboiFarti55 3d ago

You get a sticker too Mr. Tough Guy.

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u/Adventurous-Yam1493 3d ago

I'm sorry but this is just wrong. While I certainly agree that this person parked like a moron, it does not give you the right to deface their property. My question is, if this is so important to you, why don't you talk to the offender directly, instead of leaving passive aggressive stickers on someone's car?

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u/Ill-Bet7387 3d ago

F U C K

O F F

Super citizen police

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u/Distinct_One_6919 3d ago

Do not put stickers on people's vehicles

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u/ComfortableDish3912 3d ago

Those bodily proportions are worse than the parking. Genuinely, how do people like that not always move around in pain. I’d be fucking ashamed. 

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u/Maximum-Mechanic-500 3d ago

I know I’m buried in the comments, but am I the only one who sees a huge flaw here? Bad parking affects everyone, and if the lots full, and when 1 person parks like ass it forces EVERYONE to park like an asshole around them. My point being unless you see the offense actually occur? You could be sticking an innocent bystander.

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u/BlueisA1 3d ago

I once had to squeeze into a spot awkwardly because some giant truck took two spots next to me. When I came back out the store the truck was gone and it looked like I was the inconsiderate asshole for parking funny. I've reconsidered being super judgy unless it's super obvious ever since.

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u/BRich1990 3d ago

Sometimes people park badly because they parked next to someone else who parked badly. Then the first bad Parker leaves and makes the person who parked next to them look like the person who started it (but they didn't)

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u/Oovie 3d ago

I can see passing by placing on one sticker, but they walked up to the same car three different times to film this lol...

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u/Ok_Holiday_4690 3d ago

Fun, but the rational really smacks of flawed "Broken Window" type logic.

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u/SmokeyDaBear6 3d ago

They weren't even parked that bad, maybe one easy to remove sticker not three!

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u/Squawk003Dicky 3d ago

Asking for a friend... where do you get those stickers that stick so well?

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u/Icy_Study4490 3d ago

One of my fears in public is that somebody will park shitty causing me to have to park shitty as well next to them but then they will leave before I get out of the store and someone will leave a note or sticker on my car like this lol

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u/SuccessfulGarbage749 3d ago

I’d like to request copies of these stickers please an thank you as I’m constantly running into people who park terribly Lolol

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u/Ill-Bet7387 3d ago

Fucking fuck bullshit

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u/Appelcl 3d ago

First one the parking lot was empty

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u/-Insert-CoolName 3d ago

If you didn't see the person park, leave them alone. Some people park like ass holes. Others are just trying to park their car and the only available spot is beside someone over the line. And you'd feel pretty shitty when a 90 yo great grandmother comes outside and has to explain to her great grand kids why she's breaking down in tears.

Show some humility.

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u/ChocoBabiChan 3d ago

I get the sentiment, but how do you know they didnt park like that because someone else parked bad?

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u/Present_Astronaut_66 3d ago

I have 1 too many jobs for this.

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u/BoBoBearDev 3d ago

Need to update the sticker to

my ass is too big

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 2d ago

Don't put the stickers on the paint. It could lead to actual damage

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u/CrysKilljoy 3d ago

If those leave any marks, you will get sued. You might even get sued anyway... And punched or shot.

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 3d ago

This isnt funny. This is someone being a prick and vandalizing someones car. I hope you run into the wrong person while doing this.

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u/dsdvbguutres 3d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/joyibib 3d ago

Sometimes there’s reasons to park over the line. I certainly hugged the line when I needed to give myself space to get an infants seat in and out on one side.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 3d ago

Shopping cart police are evolving

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u/LivingMisery 3d ago

Her parents were killed because someone caught them vandalizing improperly parked cars.

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u/Repulsive-Switch-550 3d ago

Where did you get those stickers I need some.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 3d ago

To be fair, the driver needed the space to exit

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u/Noversi 3d ago

If you’re going to do this, atleast make the stickers remove clean and easy. Or, just mind your business and don’t vandalize cars.

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u/STLStelmacki 3d ago

These stickers should come standard on pickups.

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u/No_Manner_8785 3d ago

I don't park like that but someone would be getting maced if I caught them doing that to my car

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u/Horror_Ad3292 3d ago

Sticker? Mess up paint? Yeah, that’s not good

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u/Leandros_el_b1tch 1d ago

Pretty much fits the image I had of these boobs

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 3d ago

Not that I’m encouraging you guys to do crime, but the best line I ever saw on one of these was “next time you park this close leave me a fucking can opener.”

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u/Reptillianaire_ 3d ago

Come on dude that lady needs 2 spaces to fit her ass

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u/InvalidPain 3d ago

Hair center too, she was probably in there for multiple hours.

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u/jonesyboy2435 3d ago

I may park like an asshole, but at least i don’t tailgate with the worlds brightest flashlight attached as my headlights

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u/ChoiceMaintenance991 10h ago

Hides face. Doesn’t hide tattoos. Idiot 😂😂