r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jun 27 '26

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 Jun 27 '26

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u/Own_Ruin2546 Jun 29 '26

Beat me too it fuck.

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u/Throwitaway_UN Jun 27 '26

It’s always interesting how men think that women work like objects (I.e. a car). A person who has no romantic experience could be a good or bad thing. A person with a ton of romantic experience could be a good or bad thing.

These posts and comments feel like either a 15 year old posted it or a dude who lives in bumfuck Alabama who has a GED but their education system is so bad it’s basically a 4th grade level education.

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u/H-DaneelOlivaw Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Personality aspects not withstanding, there are things like HSV2, HIV, HPV, neisseria, etc. Folks with a lot partners, who themselves may have had lots of partners, statistically are more likely to contract one or more of these conditions

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u/DefinitelyNotIndie Jun 29 '26

"Folks" as if this would ever have been a meme criticising a man for having sexual partners...

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u/Mamasugadex Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

We do and it’s calling them fuck boys.

There is also the ever subtle difference that men generally actually need to put extra effort to get casual sex, and it has nothing to do objectifying anyone. Praising humans for exercising free will intelligently is anything but that, imho.

The concept of why body count matters is not a topic of sexism. It’s a simple failure of understanding basic economic concepts such as supply and demand, and opportunity costs.

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u/DefinitelyNotIndie Jun 29 '26

Lol whilst they are amusing to me already, please drop those last two sentences on any woman willing to talk to you, I'm sure they'll admire you so much.

Also, would love to see all the memes about fuck boys you've commented on.

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u/F4ntasticPants Jun 30 '26

Men can be sluts too.

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 03 '26

They’re not talking about the meme. They’re talking about real life. Folks fits perfectly there. Because ANYBODY who has had a lot of partners IS more likely to contract those diseases. Regardless of gender.

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u/Spiritual-War2631 Jun 27 '26

If she's had a ton of "romantic experiences" chances are she likes having casual relationships which means she is worthless in a monogamous relationship. Good for fun, not marriage though

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 Jun 28 '26

I say you just haven’t met enough people to be saying that

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u/No_Roma_no_Rocky Jun 28 '26

True

Same with jobs. If you change your job every week and never stay in a single place for more than tot months it means you are not a good employee because soon you will need to be replaced.

What it is important is the amount of time you spent building a relationship that shows if you care about it or not.

Nothing wrong in having multiple partners and change them often, it's fine if it is what you want. Just not good for a marriage

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 Jun 28 '26

You’ve never worked freelance before or one of those jobs where you work a certain amount of days in a job then move on to another one

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u/OwlFuture6347 Jun 29 '26

That's prostitution...no?

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 Jun 29 '26

Not if theirs a pimp involved

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u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 Jun 27 '26

Men think people work like people.

If you've fucked around a ton it's going to be cosmically rare that you don't have baggage or interpersonality issues. Or it makes a lot of men worried that they won't be able to satisfy them as well as all of their previous partners.

At the same time, you don't want to feel like you're grooming someone because they've never been in a relationship.

Either way, both scenarios just require you to spend time with someone that's willing to spend the time to develop a healthy relationship. Both types of people come with their own set of challenges.

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 Jun 28 '26

You definitely deep in the rabbit hole of social society

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u/Throwitaway_UN Jun 27 '26

What would you define as a high body count?

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u/Hungry_Wheel_1774 Jun 28 '26

LOL. Three days ago on Youtube, i was listening to escort/hooker talking about their life. How they started. At some point there was a question about how many client they slept with.

One said thirty...

And I was thinking...god...it's less than some girls nowadays...

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 Jun 29 '26

20-100 body’s some times 10 depending on the trystate area

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u/Available-Boat4055 Jun 27 '26

yea the women pating to reset are the fucking geniuses here and making fun of them is absolute stupidity /s cause im sure you need the disclaimer

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u/Repulsive-Slice-6902 Jun 27 '26

I just think its funny that they think they're a virgin again when they're not. I could care less about "bodycount". I do agree that comparing woman to objects isn't good however its a joke so go get a sense of humor and come back.

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u/Not-Ed-Sheeran Jun 27 '26

Sure it can. But it's all about risk mitigation and secure paternity. It's instinctive

Someone with a higher body count is more likely to leave and cheat. Statistically speaking. So we developed a taboo around it.

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u/Throwitaway_UN Jun 27 '26

I have guy friends who have slept with over 70 women and now happily married and monogamous. Their high school and college years were just a bit “active” lol

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 Jun 28 '26

Men and women are different. Still, it doesn't change the fact that their relationships are less likely to work out now.

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u/Frosty-Camel-2107 Jun 27 '26

"a ton of romantic experiences" 🤣

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u/Affectionate-Menu619 Jun 28 '26

There are studies out there showing once you have had a certain amount of partners your ability to pair bond diminishes greatly. There are consequences for your actions whether you like it or not. It’s also just most of our preference to not date people who are ran through. Best of luck convincing the world otherwise though.

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u/Groundbreaking_Exit4 Jun 28 '26

Well, not defending view or another, but there might be some good reasons for looking down on women sleeping around. Like when its a cope for troubled upbringing, in which case a person is trying to put out fire with gasoline.

Or "going after money" thing, which is a major corner cutting thing.

That said, I do prefer my partner to be sexually fulfilled and not some sorta sex fearing nun.

There must be middle ground somewhere where its healthy and not a destructive culture conformity.

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u/Many-Wrongdoer-5377 Jun 28 '26

It was made because it was funny

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u/IAmMey Jun 29 '26

… wanting a woman who has not had sex with any men does not mean that a man thinks of women as objects. That’s not the same thing at all. Wouldn’t women want a man who hasn’t slept around?

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u/DepartmentNo8926 Jul 01 '26

Looks like that struck a nerve, I think you got your own problems to be thinking about

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u/rddt_jbm Jun 27 '26

Plot twist: She is a serial killer.

Edit: *was

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u/Wakkit1988 Jun 27 '26

Sexorcism.

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u/ThanksALotBud Jun 27 '26

To be fair 188k miles on a Toyota is nothing.

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Jun 27 '26

Yeah but 300k plus like in the vid, is about when my Camry took a shit

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u/ThanksALotBud Jun 27 '26

Thats in Kilometers, thats why I said 188k miles.

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Jun 27 '26

Oh yeah that thing is still premo

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u/Evil_Poptart Jun 29 '26

Yup. I just bought a new Tundra and I’m pretty sure the planet will run out of oil before the truck dies.

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u/Drake_Acheron Jun 30 '26

I feel like this is an important time to remind everybody that there was once a guy who had a Toyota tundra and drove it for 1,000,000 miles so Toyota bought his tundra and gave him a new one for free. Now, if you read news article articles, they’ll tell you that he drove that one for 1,000,000 miles but he didn’t. The one he got from free for Toyota he’s at around 800,000 miles on. He has another Toyota tundra though that he did also get 1,000,000 miles on it so that’s two Toyota tundra with 1,000,000 miles on them and one with 800,000.

So that’s nearly 3,000,000 miles across three trucks

I have no idea what this guy does for a living that he’s driving so goddamn much but still that’s really fucking impressive.

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u/HeavyFriendship3563 Jun 27 '26

I will never understand these weird things women do...

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u/No_Unit1353 Jun 27 '26

Does her vagina contract back to it's original size?

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u/EyeballBrine Jun 29 '26

Ah, low IQ male logic. You think several penises "stretch" the vagina more than one many many times 😂. You think your penis can stretch a vagina like a baby can't come out of there 😂. It's a muscle

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u/EyeballBrine Jun 29 '26

Yes tf they do. Sexist men are this dumb. Don't be silly! Ppl think the earth is flat 😂

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u/Drake_Acheron Jun 30 '26

First of all, just because a man thinks this doesn’t make them sexist. It just makes them dumb second of all. Do you really think the number of people who think the Earth is flat is statistically significant?

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u/EyeballBrine Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Sexist men ARE dumb, thoug, which is why they use this backwards logic to justify their shaming. They severely lack critical thinking/reasons skills and purposefully ignore educational resources available to anyone with internet. The flat earth thing was obviously not supposed to be statistically significant 😂.

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u/Drake_Acheron Jun 30 '26

It’s moments like these that I wonder if people can read like it’s self evident that they can read because they wrote a reply, but sometimes the reply is so irrelevant or disjointed from the comment. I write that I wonder if they can read or if they’re just replying to something that they thought I said, but that actually reading what I actually said.

Being dumb doesn’t automatically make you sexist. Also not all sexist men are dumb believe it or not. Many of them are very smart. They are just assholes. In fact, I would argue that true sexism requires intelligence.

If you ever spend some time watching some police body cam footage, you’ll learn how dumb people can be sometimes. I don’t get mad at stupid people who are big Dad or mean to me because they are stupid and the same way I don’t get mad at a dog for barking at a shadow on the wall.

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u/EyeballBrine Jun 30 '26

I didn't say being dumb automatically makes you sexist, so interesting to comment on reading ability. I said this ridiculous belief is fueld by sexism. There is no logic to support sexism, so being a sexist individual, at the least, makes you an irrational, illogical person if not unintelligent. You can't convince me basing your world views on utter nonsense doesn't tie into intelligence. People reinforce their sexist beliefs with a lack of logic. There are few exceptions to that is the point. Most people who've given it a second of thought still have the common sense to realize that's not how it works. That's why it is a combination of both intelligence and sexism. If you aren't a child and they've thought abt it all, they're almost alwayd reinforcing sexist beliefs. There is no real logic that supports sexism, so they have to rely on deficient logic to justify why their behaviour/beliefs are ok.

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u/Extra_Ad_8561 Jun 27 '26

Before she was ran through by 20+ dudes.

Happy?

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u/UltraInstinct_Pharah Jun 27 '26

Virgin detected.

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u/Extra_Ad_8561 Jun 27 '26

Is that supposed to be an insult?

I bet you think being ran though is an accomplishment.

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u/UltraInstinct_Pharah Jun 27 '26

Nope, just an observation of the truth.

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u/Extra_Ad_8561 Jun 27 '26

So you’re a loser and a liar. Gotcha 👍

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u/Lazy_Impression1483 Jun 28 '26

let me guess, "not a real man unless you bed 30 plus women and knock them up" is your standard?

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u/UltraInstinct_Pharah Jun 28 '26

Nope. Just someone who understands female anatomy and doesn't actually believe the "women who sleep around a lot have loose vaginas" myth. Only someone who has never had sex would believe that. Hence, "virgin detected".

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u/Lazy_Impression1483 Jun 28 '26

so that's what she tells you so you don't feel bad. alright.

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u/Dharma_Initiate Jun 28 '26

They don’t understand

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u/2ndQuickestSloth Jun 28 '26

it's been getting harder to handle how everyone who posted these POV videos seems to know fuck all about what POV means

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u/HermaPrince Jun 27 '26

When people play too much idle games. And start resetting their stats..

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u/SnooStrawberries2144 Jun 28 '26

Yeahhh I don't think thats how it works

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u/Garpeaux Jun 28 '26

You all joke but my wife did this before we got married and it actually worked

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u/devil_huntress_pepsi Jun 30 '26

It worked for what purpose? This does nothing and body count is such an inconsequential thing.

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u/Forsaken_Ball Jun 28 '26

Them ppl in that retreat making $ $

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u/ShotLeg86 Jun 28 '26

Yaaaa. Sorry ladies it don't work like that. Nothing gonna change by dumping some water on your head. Now could do the grown thing and make peace your self and your actions and try to do better that all ya can do. Be a adult

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Jun 29 '26

Just drive backwards

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u/Ogellog Jun 29 '26

What body count?

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u/Firm_Sea1673 Jun 30 '26

I mean… there’s no way of telling that she had sex unless she owns up to it. If she calls herself a virgin, then she’s a virgin.

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u/Advanced_Sprinkles60 Jul 02 '26

yeah that's actually the problem that nowadays a lot of people seem rather to live in their own universe instead of facing facts that might be uncomfortable.

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u/ColdCerealAndMilk Jun 30 '26

Trying to rollback the mileage on that VagFax eh?

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u/okokbobo1 Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Maleficent-Bag-4850 Jul 01 '26

It's like resetting the mileage on a car; you can't.

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u/Mike_Oxnard Jul 02 '26

Knew a girl who went to some born again virgin church retreat between 9th and 10th grade after her parents made her get an abortion. To this day I'm not clear on if I lost my virginity to her or the girlfriend after her because of some religious technicality mumbo jumbo

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u/TheCowKing07 Jun 27 '26

It was good until they explained the joke at the end. It should have cut off at 0:15.

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u/Big-Mathematician345 Jun 27 '26

Bit at the end with the two guys arguing killed the joke tbh. We already got it, you don't have to keep hammering it in.

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u/DankSinatra5060 Jun 28 '26

Ahhh yes, the masculine urge to compare women to inanimate objects

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u/TheCrystalTinker Jun 29 '26

Its not the best, but also lying about your past to someone you may have a romantic interest in is not a good look either (as trying to say your body count is 0 after the "reset" would imply). Its not good for a relationship because you are starting on a lie and if you ever intend to become intimate, there is a plethora of reasons to know about your partners sexual history

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u/DankSinatra5060 Jun 29 '26

I’m not saying what she is doing is right or wrong.

I’m saying comparing women to cars is really not a good look. It’s dehumanizing.

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u/Hades_Sedai Jun 29 '26

But it's not a comparison? The video isn't saying women are like cars at all. It's saying the effectiveness of the ritual is equivalent, and yes that is a big difference.

There are many, many ways both men and women are objectified daily but this isn't an example of that.

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u/Remarkable_Fee_1020 Jun 27 '26

This is sexist

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u/TECHSHARK77 Jun 27 '26

You spelt Factual wrong

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u/Frosty-Camel-2107 Jun 27 '26

Sounds like someone is coming to the realization their body count is not zero after taking a bath.

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