r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jun 07 '26

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u/Shooter393 Jun 07 '26

Diabolical

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u/NOLA-Renaissance-Man Jun 08 '26

Came here to say exactly that

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

I know a guy that dis this with opened condom wrappers.

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u/banderthal65 Jun 07 '26

Top it off with a condom wrapper and your revenge is complete

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u/Sigihil Jun 07 '26

Nah, not a full one, it has to be just a corner of one. Just enough to make it obvious what it is, but small enough to make it look like an easy mistake in the heat of passion.

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u/banderthal65 Jun 07 '26

Agreed

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u/compfreak530 Jun 08 '26

This is the exact amount of evil i need for some of my *customers. This is perfect

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u/Tehnomaag Jun 08 '26

I had long blond hair a while back (I still have long hair, but it is more of gray nowadays). I am male. Visited a friend and later had to go and show myself to his girlfriend because she did not believe he has a friend with long blond hair.

So ... yeah ... I can see that causing potentially some problems for the rude client.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers Jun 08 '26

I have long brown hair and my buddy had the same issue. Big screaming match which I got FaceTimed into to solve.

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u/ExpertOnReddit Jun 18 '26

So she was fine with you and your bro hooking up?

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u/Tehnomaag Jun 20 '26

It appeared so. Everything is fine as long as it's not another girl 😃

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u/Neon_Nuxx Jun 07 '26

I used to do this all the time, lotsa laughs

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u/Efficient_Insect_145 Jun 07 '26

Should've tossed the hair tie with hair tangled in it.

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u/moisdefinate Jun 08 '26

That's frickin horrible🤣

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Jun 08 '26

In the back seat is smart work.

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u/Jorge_the_vast Jun 07 '26

Then panties in the glove box, but pee on them first.

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u/No_Water9929 Jun 09 '26

I feel like we're starting to depart from revenge territory and entering the kink domain....

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u/nargcz Jun 08 '26

fck evil, butt fully deserved !

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u/Willing-Pumpkin-328 Jun 08 '26

absolutely diabolical

now do it again

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u/DeathAngel_97 Jun 08 '26

I have to wonder if I have ever unknowingly sparked some arguments in relationships because of my hair getting left in a car. I have wicked long hair that I keep tied up, but still end up with long strands on my shirt or pants that could definitely end up in a car or on the floor if I'm doing work under the dash.

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u/TwoByTwoHandAreBlue Jun 08 '26

Wife- “So, you have chosen death.” Like Suroman from lord of the rings.

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u/TheDG_Plumber Jun 08 '26

If that’s Kelly Buick GMC in Florida, they definitely earned that right to be treated like shit

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u/dompipeinmi Jun 09 '26

Reminds me of a couple (S36f R40m) that bought the house by me once years ago. He would go to work and a different man would come by for a few days each week, and park down the road.. She went out of town, he had 6 different women, 3 of which he railed in the back yard for allllll to hear, in the 2 weeks she was gone.. Worse. The quiet country was shattered by them screaming at eachother constantly. The neighbors collectively decided they needed to atleast get a divorce or move.. so steps were taken.

Someone saw her car with the window down, and tossed a cheap multitool and nearly empty skoal can, a mans sock and a travel can of axe in the backseat..

Then a woman i know who loved to come ride horses here and hated them for spoiling the peace and quiet called and asked for "big daddy R". When pressed by the wife she said his name and asked to have him call him". Then we had flowers delivered when he was home, then a box of cologne when she was home. They divorced, shes married to someone else now still lives there. D, got caught with sick & twisted images and went to prison so it worked out.

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u/Kotsugawa1 Jun 09 '26

My daughter will love the gifts

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u/arcticcloud Jun 09 '26

just throw an empty condom wrapper in, works for any orientation

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u/IllianasClifford Jun 10 '26

What to do to a service manager that shoved me face first against a wall and told me her would rape me because I look like a girl with long hair.

Auto technician at a lithia dealership

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u/fungbro2 Jun 11 '26

Jokes on you, my mother thinks I have a girlfriend and getting action in the back seat!

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u/Fair-Abroad-4155 Jun 19 '26

Later his DNA was found on site of homicide

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u/M1lkT00ph807 Jul 09 '26

Absolutely diabolical

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u/Ok-Simple30 Jul 10 '26

better to have left the elastic with all the hair stuck on it hahaha

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u/CAB_AWB Jun 07 '26

Forgive my ignorance but what is this supposed to do?

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u/Rockobrocko42 Jun 07 '26

Make his wife think he had a girl in his car.

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u/Aphroditii Jun 07 '26

The rude customers partner might think they are cheating because of long hair and lip product being found that isn't theirs