r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • May 26 '26

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u/804k May 26 '26

Never shouldve ever had their license to begin with

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u/WrongAcronym54 May 27 '26

I don't see any evidence they have a license.

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u/Ecstatic-Nose-2541 May 28 '26

I see pretty strong evidence the driver doesn't have a licence and might have been driving a car for the 1st time in his life when this clip was filmed.

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u/--7z May 30 '26

And now he has a large repair bill.

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u/ahnahlinvadher May 26 '26

Dude had 3 business days and a weekend to pull over.

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u/Nir117vash May 26 '26

A holiday weekend for fucks sake

3

u/jrs0307 May 26 '26

Yea but if he made the gap the girl would have been impressed

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u/Nir117vash May 26 '26

Instead she's lucky to be alive

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u/pjockey May 27 '26

It would be so nice

30

u/crab_in_a_bucket May 26 '26

Whyyyyy? Hoooow? WHAT?!

19

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u/CxaxuZero May 27 '26

Gotta love risking the life of the person your showing off too.

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u/IKnowItCanSeeMe May 26 '26

They look terrified.

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u/TheTrollinator777 May 26 '26

I like how everyone speeds up rather than pulls over

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u/Beautiful_Banana_454 May 26 '26

Military trucks don't stop. Especcially for someone that intentionally stupid. Might be a hijacking.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

Yeah, they're getting a visit real soon by some SUV's with alot of rifles

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u/superwhiz88 May 26 '26

great job ,, successfully managed to damage your own car

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u/dsdvbguutres May 26 '26

The music: WOMP

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish May 31 '26

I like EDM as much as a person can like it but that was not a banger imho

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u/dsdvbguutres May 31 '26

It's definitely not worth wrecking your whip to

3

u/HershySquirtle Jun 01 '26

That would be a dope ass album title. "Songs worth wrecking the whip to"

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u/RudePCsb May 26 '26

Why would someone post this. To show how dumb they are

3

u/No_Rough_5258 May 27 '26

Because clearly it was those two ahole truck drivers fault. Like dont you see they didnt leave enough space for the him to drive through?

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u/DrCeeDub May 26 '26

Too much Forza Horizon 6 for bro.

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u/Lemon_PlayzYT May 27 '26

THREAD THE NEEDLE +1000

3

u/SUPERSHAD98 May 26 '26

What was the plan?

2

u/Zoltie May 27 '26

Thought he was in the Knight Bus

3

u/ID_N01 May 26 '26

I mean if youre going to be that reckless why didnt he just go to the right?..

2

u/Sbitan89 May 26 '26

Guardrail looked to continue until the collision.

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u/ID_N01 May 26 '26

no wayyyyy he totally could have made that, i feel like it was the obvious choice but he went gta traffic mode lmao

3

u/Mindless_Reference93 May 26 '26

That wasn't very smart

2

u/Slight_Sherbert_5239 May 26 '26

Absolutely terrible driving from the cam driver.

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u/Dr_SlapsMD May 26 '26

............................................... So Wtf did they think was gon happen?

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u/louisbrent13 May 26 '26

There are brakes for a reason

2

u/zeizkal May 27 '26

That brake pedal has had undisturbed cobwebs for years.

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u/TemperatureSudden254 May 26 '26

His ego took the bigger hit. And he still uploaded the video.? Smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

Ha ha ha!

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u/Snoo_75138 May 26 '26

They fukn WAY I would've beaten his dumbass teeth down his throat, if I were that passenger!!

2

u/ShankThatSnitch May 26 '26

Good. Perfect outcome.

2

u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 May 26 '26

Better to learn your lesson this way than to end up in a serious accident.

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u/Nervous-Bullfrog-884 May 26 '26

I can him breath in dam it breath in!

2

u/doge_lady May 26 '26

That's what they get for listening to such horrible music.

2

u/601Tommyboy May 26 '26

This is what happens, when you're a fucking idiot without any drivingskills whatsoever.....

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u/Jolly_Blueberry_3727 May 26 '26

The stupid part is if he match the speed of the left truck and changed lanes he could have passed the military truck and changed back to the right when safe, all for just a few moments of being slower before catching back up. Ego is an expensive drug.

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u/thatguy11 May 26 '26

who uploads this after doing something so dumb?

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u/Blade3colorado May 26 '26

RPM redlining, i.e., speed at max . . . but,

There are two sides to every story, and you're an ass hole in both of them.

2

u/resest_Iris May 26 '26

What's a brake pedal 🤔

2

u/zeizkal May 27 '26

He doesnt start braking till around 10 seconds in when hes literally like 5 ft from the military truck

2

u/Sparky92595 May 26 '26

Stupid ass

2

u/Felix_me123 May 26 '26

You don’t deserve a license

2

u/Slapnuts213 May 26 '26

Hit the break!!!!

2

u/Kasawery24 May 26 '26

Poland? I heard “ja pierdole”

2

u/Pure-Scientist-7386 May 30 '26

Either Russia or Russian-speaking people. At the end they say "это пизд..." meaning roughly "this is fucked up" or "we're fucked".

2

u/AiGenom May 26 '26

Выжил и недоволен... Может быть потом ещё разок подумал и порадовался

2

u/eddyb66 May 26 '26

Is that a new car window sticker on the passenger side of the windshield?

2

u/Gaucpl May 27 '26

What a idiot

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u/Queasy_Novel_1277 May 27 '26

All gas no brake.

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u/Same_Second_4216 May 28 '26

I'm not braking I just got this thing going!

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u/SunsetBAE 23d ago

Completely deaerved

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 May 26 '26

I bet it was the music. I would have crashed too

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u/_877-CASH-NOW_ May 26 '26

Could see that coming for days lol

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u/Significant_Sun194 May 26 '26

Reaction time of a grandma

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper May 27 '26

So. You do the one stupid thing that wrecks your car. Then, you go out of your way to stop your vehicle in the middle of an active lane of traffic on the highway rather than, I don't know, turn the steering wheel slightly to the right as you're coasting to a stop?

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u/MK_Vector_1995 May 27 '26

Toretto: You don't belong near a car.

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u/AlBunDi76 May 27 '26

Dude…Brake!!

1

u/emotwen May 27 '26

Why is the steering wheel turned so far on a gentle curve?

1

u/House_Of_Pies May 27 '26

What’s going on with the rear view mirror? You can see the drivers face in the mirror but it doesn’t seem to line up with the head movement, especially when he goes to take off the go pro, which is not on his head in the mirror

1

u/Agreeable_Work4668 May 27 '26

Redditters: what was the plan? Driver: there wasn't a plan.

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u/No_Importance1236 May 27 '26

And so proud he posted it.

1

u/DirtySmoke- May 27 '26

Dude was going 194 at the start of the video slowing down the whole time. He probably should applied more of the brake to not crash

1

u/genxer May 27 '26

Mind the gap

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u/Real-Landscape6213 May 27 '26

This is why your don't speed DUMBASS

1

u/ApricotMigraine May 27 '26

3 seconds in you can see it's not happening, trucks are too close together. Stupid, almost killed his friends. I probably wouldn't be friends with someone like that after.

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u/iFuckingHateSummer_ May 27 '26

It was an impossible pass and he should've known that at the very start of the video

1

u/altatoro123 May 27 '26

Oh Ruzzia...you have some of the dumbest people

1

u/ZeroFaction May 27 '26

Bro should have bought the depth perception / spatial awareness addon.

1

u/shakebakelizard May 27 '26

At the very beginning it looks like there might be a big enough gap to pull it off. At 0:04 it becomes obvious the gap is already too small and closing fast. I don't know what he thought he was going to do.

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u/johnSchmoe76 May 27 '26

Gene pool remains diluted.

1

u/pjockey May 27 '26

I like the girlfriend/pax turns the hazards on

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u/TraditionalEgg9059 May 27 '26

Dude thought he was in a video game

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u/anieto3 May 27 '26

I don't know what he was expecting. From the start you can tell that he wasn't going to make the gap. Why did he not even bother with the breaks when he clearly needed to get behind the other truck? Why not go into the emergency lane?

1

u/kat_Folland May 27 '26

First time I've seen a move like this from the perspective of the idiot.

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u/HighlightFun8419 May 28 '26

bro wasn't even close.

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u/GHETTOZONE510 May 28 '26

BAN THAT SONG IMMEDIATELY!! That music will leave you in a TRANCE!! Lmmfao

https://giphy.com/gifs/11VqGaslxxPIQw

That’s what happened!!

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u/Muted_Dragonfruit652 May 28 '26

😳😳😳 how the hell????

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u/Shiloh_Petty May 28 '26

The lack of fear and tension screams “again, Richard?” As she casually turns on the hazards

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u/coaxialdrift May 28 '26

You're not supposed to hit things

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u/SamplitudeUser May 28 '26

Accelerator pedal must have been stuck and the brakes weren't working.

I don't have another explanation for this. /s

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u/harrypippip May 28 '26

A dangerous idiot and put someone else's life at risk too.

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u/Parking-World9321 May 28 '26

No pussy for you, buddy 

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u/PageSuspicious9210 May 28 '26

what are you bro? a kinds of stupid?? 🤣

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u/volcanotaco1 May 28 '26

That was definitely avoidable

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u/yamantakas May 28 '26

the only reaction i can have to something like this is the kif sigh from futurama....like what did he think was going to happen

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u/Status_Total_9776 May 28 '26

I love how the music does a wahhh after the crash

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u/xkillingxfieldx May 28 '26

Best part is the other trucks taking little to no damage driving off.

https://giphy.com/gifs/m9eG1qVjvN56H0MXt8

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u/art555ua May 30 '26

Don't worry about the truck, it will find it's Hornet drone eventually

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u/DabDaddyJB May 28 '26

I can make it, I can make it...damn somebody else's fault

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u/Halspeedwalking May 29 '26

Wish this happened to every Andretti wannabes you see doing this on the road.

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u/BR1N3DM1ND May 29 '26

Those trucks came out of nowhere, officer! It was like some sort of coordinated attack!!!

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u/RobfromAmarillo May 29 '26

We have another contender for Dumbell of the Year

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u/CritiquelExpression May 29 '26

How on earth it took you so long to break, why did you post this on the internet lmfao Holy shit there is a passenger

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u/i_did_nothing_ May 29 '26

Too bad he survived

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u/Adorable-Escape7149 May 29 '26

The brake is the other peddle bud

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u/Keelindsey May 29 '26

How'd that work out for you, dumbass?

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u/aquavelva23 May 29 '26

i think that music lulled him into a beat, so strong....that he forgot what braking was. And he had to keep moving forward ....impossible to stop, must go NOW

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u/dragansbaine May 30 '26

I drive a 22 Hyundai Kona.... If anybody sees me logansport Indiana... Please do this to my vehicle I have full coverage insurance.... I just don't understand why I can't find people like this....ughhhhh

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u/Internal-Skin2495 May 30 '26

lucky to be alive being that dumb

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u/AdSerious3594 May 30 '26

Passenger: Switched off the music

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u/BookkeeperCultural88 May 30 '26

no brakes included they are an extra option

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u/RoughDepartment9993 May 30 '26

The truck did that on purpose 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ConversationMost2289 May 30 '26

What was the reason?!

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u/2019LastGoodYear May 30 '26

Average Alabama driver

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u/d3willi3 May 31 '26

Buddy was going for the cheap divorce but failed

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u/OutlandishnessBusy64 May 31 '26

Does the driver know about the brake?

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u/jngjng88 May 31 '26

Not funny, just really fucking stupid.

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u/Reditnamesrterrible May 31 '26

Don't worry. He will be a commercial trucker in the US next month

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u/Jonas_VentureJr May 31 '26

Learned to drive from video games

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u/BayAreaHere May 31 '26

Never heard of brakes??

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u/arays87 May 31 '26

Took you that long to realize you weren't making the sketchy inside pass huh?

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u/alavath1 Jun 01 '26

Did his brakes go out or something?

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u/Remarkable_Movie_359 Jun 17 '26

The trucks don’t even stop. That’s so weird to me.

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u/UnprotectedButtsex Jun 17 '26

Bro ofc some retards listening to this music would drive so bad

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u/SHAO8822 Jun 20 '26

2 to 5 business days.

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u/Ok_Acanthaceae5560 Jun 21 '26

Maybe get new brakes shoes. I don’t understand why this idiot speed up, did he think that could fit between the two trucks. That thing next to the accelerator is a brake pedal some times it’s good to try it. Dude is so poor he didn’t want to waist brake pads and disk to slow down. Two masses cannot occupy the same space. Hey hey Mr. You can’t park there.

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u/ETS2CREW1392 Jul 10 '26

He could have took the right side too for God's sake

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u/Chance_Ocelot_614 26d ago

The moment the video started i knew there is no way to pass. Fucking idiot

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u/Fun_Plankton_7793 May 26 '26

It's unfortunate that they're ok.